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@jaegz69.bsky.social
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41M I say weird stuff and have opinions but also post adult stuff too because I don't see how they should be separate. I'm not ashamed of the things that your grandma likes but will only admit when no one is around

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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's gone turbo skeleton 2
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just really want to be watched sometimes
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just watched Asteroid City. Really great movie. It's tough to be in the right space watch something so sincere that doesn't take itself seriously but when I saw the final shots of the tiny set with only a few things on it and realized I had forgotten it was so bare it sent shivers down my spine
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Omg a spooky skeleton
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A little peek for you
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We all wish our dicks were bigger and try and take pictures where they look the most impressive and we can get so insecure. But also I have a female friend I send the pics I post here but also when it's really shriveled up because that's funny too
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I pushed em together so push yours together for me please #tittytuesday
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love this angle #thickdick #veiny
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well it's cooling down. Only 85 degrees today... So people are wearing hoodies...
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well that's what I always tell girls
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This will have to do for #fatdickfriday since there isn't a day for a bit thicker but not like a hog or anything dicks
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fridays are always good for #cumshots #cum watch it shoot way up up
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you want to make your girlfriend mad, every time she says "stop" say Hammertime!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think the red coils must be like power coils, like crystals for your dong I guess. But i like watching them swell out #masturbation #sextoy #stroker
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah it's got some magnification for sure
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
About to try my new toy! It's huge #stroke #sextoy #masturbation
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I really must be getting old when I get sore when I don't put my support socks on
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Someone put their dang weiner on my sink!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More marigolds. So what if I love them?! Maybe I will marry them!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My new strokers arrived today I'm excited to use them but my favorite is taking pics and videos with them! Even more clear ones so you can see everything!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#marigolds are probably my favorite scent. I got my girlfriend some marigold perfume that's now getting hard to find, but if I tell people I love the smell they say I don't know what marigolds smell like! Its so sad. But this is the best way to get the scent. Pull out the seeds then sniff
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's just cold in here!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How about a nice flash? #stripping #flashing #dick
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mirror dong #averagedick #cock #chubby #fat
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think I must be 100 years old because I hear people talking about being so productive today and it's like I made dinner and cleaned the bathroom! And I'm like oh so you took it easy? But don't worry everyone you will either get old too... Or die young so one day you can be like me... Or dead!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well I have to go in because people may or may not come and may or may not have to do things on a Saturday and don't want to have egg on my face but still time for a fire and wine on this Friday night
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Girthy 🍆
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So finally it's time for this. My biggest and most impressive #cumshot of all time. 2017 and I was backed up #hyperspermia #cum. It was so much
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nectarines are the best fruit and you are dumb if you don't think so
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My friend said the hottest thing to me and got me all worked up. It's not about the feeling or sex but just being wanted and someone that always wants to make you happy and feel good means everything. But also it got my dick hard lol
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me and my girlfriend thought that they were thinning out and haven't had a good year in a couple of years. Pull them all out to replant this spring and it's like oh this was last year. And still blooming into August... Whoops
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The old gladiolas were all pulled up in the sasquatch garden. I had built it up and the originals were too deep and they haven't been looking so great pulled out so much Bermuda grass too
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🍑
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Who wants to take a seat? It's all ready for you #averagedick
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why are people always planting trees under power lines!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
At any given time a man is is installing the brightest light on their garage and pointing it straight out so their driveway is just as dim but it shines in their neighbor's eyes And a woman is installing the dimmest bulbs of all time because she says constant eye strain is good for her headaches
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's hotter than two nekkid ladies kissing on each other today
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So I've had Nickelback's How You Remind Me stuck in my head for like two days and I just realized that he rhymes story with sorry which does not rhyme but they are Canadian and sorrey and story rhyme but he said it American way. Are there alternate recordings of it?
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sometimes these bitches even have yellow too on the same plant. Is that legal? #hibiscus
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Found some cool #wasps when I was watering
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Here for #tittytuesday some 20 years ago when I had muscle
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh, Hey, I'm a big ol bee #marigold #flowers #garden #pollinators
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hey, check out my weiner! #averagedick #nsfw
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I really hate books that are set in a unique and alien culture and history but expects you to learn it from exposure instead of explaining things.
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Maybe I had too much wine but i always thought it would be hot to do this #cock #averagedick
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Been too long got some wine and gonna play some Chrono Trigger #firepit
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Stroking it #masturbation #cock #dick
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So juicy #veiny #thickdick #averagecock
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oops I have so many and now nobody wants any dried tomatoes. Lol well I guess I can skip a year drying them
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Look I can do a pretentious picture for #monochromemonday too!
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