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@jaegz69.bsky.social
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41M I say weird stuff and have opinions but also post adult stuff too because I don't see how they should be separate. I'm not ashamed of the things that your grandma likes but will only admit when no one is around

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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Feeding infants?
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There was probably a better joke about Pokemon gyms over real ones and that's the real sad part
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah people of all sizes deserve love and it was hard for me to accept some people love me bigger but I do want my heart and liver and kidneys to work at their best!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh it's because time, worse than a monster, cares nothing for you, and the worst thing that happened was developing consciousness so that we are the spirits of divine beings created as random chance from chaos and we either will create the gods we wish there were or spit in God's face by doing so
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok so you are really pretty and it's great to see more than just your boobs, but am I like 100 years old in how I think that's like half a percent of a smile if we are being generous? Again beautiful picture but it's like calling a house cat a lion I'm sorry if it was mean. Maybe I don't get it
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mmm full frontal ❤️
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Even if we just like your post as a friend?
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who among us is truly a proper slut. We are just all learning to be a better slut every day
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's very difficult for me and my anger to remember that "common sense" is a myth. EVERYTHING is learned either by someone else or intuition but when no one is aware of anyone else outside their party, it's so hard to say they need to be taught and not call it a learning disability
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's gone turbo skeleton 2
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do like when people ask for exactly what they want instead of a weird game to guess because they don't think just asking is allowed!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Man with Weird Claw Hands
ALT: Man with Weird Claw Hands
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just really want to be watched sometimes
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's tough but probably the only way you end up with things being genuinely the way you want them. It's extra effort to make things look worse. That's ok when it's helping your friend and your life is harder, but you can probably always find a bare spot or pot to transfer something!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just watched Asteroid City. Really great movie. It's tough to be in the right space watch something so sincere that doesn't take itself seriously but when I saw the final shots of the tiny set with only a few things on it and realized I had forgotten it was so bare it sent shivers down my spine
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You don't think there are zombie worms?
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think the lesson im finally learning in gardening is... I'm the manager... I call the shots. If 10 come up when I hoped for 2... 8 have to go. It's not personal, it's business. Tore up the whole front yard, even a beautiful latana because it won't match the new ones I plant. Be brave n decisive
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Aww.. but hey marigold seeds are so easy to harvest and cheap to buy. I had to stop harvesting them because I had bags and bags. But now I only want dwarf ones. Even regular ones eventually fall over and have way too much stem. But I had volunteers grow to make up for what I didn't plant
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I gave up on squash. I admire your courage and endurance in the face of the squash bug threat, but I am too weak a man to deal with the heartache any more
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No fluffing that's cheating. Soft means soft. And I do appreciate these Macy! It's like a safe space to show your body since it's not like there are quite as many people asking to see my body as yours
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You don't need a reason to scream!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Omg a spooky skeleton
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A little peek for you
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know being honest and reasonable is not allowed!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I see em!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You show your tits so infrequently it's such a treat! ❤️
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That bot with no posts happens to be in love with me thank you very much
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My waist would look like that but like the lighting everywhere, even outside makes it look like I should lose 50 lbs
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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SNL: You Lika Da Juice Eh?
ALT: SNL: You Lika Da Juice Eh?
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Better than nothing!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There was a good documentary on coffee by OTR recently even if I forget most of it! Your boobies loom incredible here!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love this app because people don't generally talk that way! It always felt corny to say more than you are hot or I love your boobs or whatever People post because they want attention not gratification
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh well yeah that's ok then!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not everyone likes everyone's body and that's ok but everyone has people that not just tolerate their bodies but to them their body is ideal and they are drooling over it!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm sorry I had room for exactly one titty not two
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Both tits is pretty wild
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think I'm at a point where I'm like I want people to like my body for what it is more than just because they like me... But sometimes I want them to be like I like your body because it's yours. Depends on the day. But I'm not gonna like a person just because they do the thing I like
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh like singing songs in there?
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Society already puts us in a cage, and you can be in a glass case of emotion
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Anchorman: Glass Case of Emotion
ALT: Anchorman: Glass Case of Emotion
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
But then you know I'm old! Lol
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh no all flowers just disappeared! I'm a little sad that now that I have my yard looking so good it's time for things to die, but it means I can plant my fall stuff!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You look like you are gonna start singing out the window and birds will gather
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brought a jacket today. Went from like 88 to 50 in two days or so
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah most dudes are naturally tenors but are insecure so they force a low voice. I'm not that insecure
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just grabbing your boob like a ice cream cone
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You can just sit next to me on the couch
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean i think in the earliest timezones it is already Friday technically
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hell I'd feel uncomfortable if you tried to find me! Sure you are hot but I don't know you. Like sure "I'd like to fuck you" but id feel weird if you tried to act on that, and I'm a dude
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Help a naked lady! My only weakness!
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jaegz69.bsky.social @jaegz69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wheres the part where you say ok I guess it's fine if you are good with your tongue
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