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@jadecrab.bsky.social
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stressed, depressed, badly dressed

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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what the fuck
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𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 🎃 @gcbaccaris.itch.io · 23/08/2026
how about them apples
young white-tailed buck with velvety antlers standing under an apple treeyoung white-tailed buck with velvety antlers standing up perfectly straight to reach for apples
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
aw what a darling!
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 31/07/2026
How I am entering the weekend www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZBo...
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Ace Combat 4 Ost - Megalith Agnus Dei [Digitally Remastered Remix by DarkIce]
YouTube video by DarkiceHD
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haavi 🦐 @shickdits.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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📚 Ellie Rhymer! Spaceships and Scoundrels 📚 @ellieyellu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I was looking through old photos and found this Accidental Renaissance Painting of the cats
Three different colored cats are hanging around an armchair. their poses are reminiscent of the dramatic, sometimes contorted postures in classical art, but especially attributed to paintings from the Renaissance where these postures convey drama and movement. An orange cat is crouching beneath the chair, his head thrown back dramatically into shadow. Above, on the seat of the chair, a brown striped tabby cat reaches his paw down towards the orange cat, peering at him. Also on the seat but sat stoically on his haunches is a white and brown tabby, gazing away over his two brothers, tail draped down over the side of the chair. The composition of their poses is circular and draws the eye around, and suggests some sort of mythic art as was popular in the Renaissance as well.
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
this is a thing in Greece too and then I also get blamed for other dogs' poopies even tho I pick up after my dog religiously and apparently I'm the only one who does it at my appt complex
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
now that's meta
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Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”
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DFW Support Committee @dfwsupportcommitt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
please read this statement written by Benjamin "Champagne" Song and share as far and wide as you can: prairielanddefendants.com/defendant…
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
holy shit. that's so odious
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
u really should I honestly love your fiction so much no exaggeration
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
is good. i got fully mind transported into the animated and voiced version and could only watch helplessly
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
tbf I've heard that his m.o. is to just invite himself everywhere
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Philipp Steinkrüger @psteinkrueger.eurosky.social · 15/06/2026
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
this is exactly how I played it. why do I yearn for the mines so much
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
tbf, I then improved the concert somewhat by dropping some x
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Well, the worst concert I've been to was of a band of a friend of mine. The band, music, venue etc were all good, what really sucked was that a little bit before they started, my boyfriend arrived, hugged everyone except me, shook my hand, and introduced us all to his new girlfriend
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
But when we crave power over life—endless wealth, unassailable safety, immortality—then desire becomes greed. And if knowledge allies itself to that greed, then comes evil. Then the balance of the world is swayed, and ruin weighs heavy in the scale.
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@innuendostudios.bsky.social I have an extra code for Heaven's Vault from the current bundle (I already own it), I just thought you might be the perfect person to know who should have it/who would like it? Sorry if this is bothering you, feel free to ignore. my dms are open
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
oh this is good. ya gotta get that blog asap
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i love these so much, i want to be surrounded by thousands of them while chilling and lying on the ground like that gulliver's travels cover
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tameflowers.bsky.social @tameflowers.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living
six small white ceramic goose creatures huddled on a wooden table. they have goose-like heads, necks and tails, orange beaks, and four simple legs ending in orange feet. it's not clear if the feet are goose feet or hooves.
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Despicable. Hope for everything good for her
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I am exactly like this. Think about it every day, virtually single issue voter on it, and avoid talking about it because it feels so pointless. Actually your description of too depressed to talk about it but enthusiastically cares is spot on for me. damn
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Ethiopian wolves might be the largest pollinators on the planet, but I'm also fascinated by their plant partner, genus Kniphofia, the red-hot poker plant, also called the 'torch lily'. They produce these gorgeous spikes of bicolored flowers, which apparently are tasty to wolves and sunbirds.
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
what is the reason to not have Quakers there? honest question, sorry (my extent of knowledge is that I just read the wikipedia intro on quakers and it says they're christian help pls)
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Meet Enoki!
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
straight gold on the timeline these past couple days!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 04/06/2026
This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10 (TT: rhiannoninthe904)
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
my boss will proselytize to me about all this advanced mental health care his kid is getting, everything and the kitchen sink. but when I am at my worst and request mental health assistance, he generously offers to loan me money
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
oh god oh no oh no no. excellent bait tho, if that is what it is trying to do
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
oh my god
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
blue prince! blue prince! blue prince!!
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
this. this is my crusade I've been fighting for years. it is NEVER actually the case that nobody is talking about this. somehow people are able to hone in on hot topics intensely debated and be like "hm I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who knows about this and that's a shame"
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
oh to be a creature splish splashing in the mud
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
hold on but her t-shirt says "do nut" 👀
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 12/05/2026
Last week, the Trump administration explicitly stated its intention to "neutralize" - its word, not mine - US trans people. Since then I can count on one hand the number of cis people who have even mentioned it. A whole bunch of cis people have talked about trans people demanding too much though.
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
thank u for the context and refs this vid is so good
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I think the third sentence is "It is no treat to be able to choose one's time to say goodbye"
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
exactly my experience too. I kept reading and feeling like "surely it will get at least a little bit useful at some point" until I ran out of book
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
hoo boy I've been recommended this book SO MUCH and then I finally read it and was just... flabbergasted as to how this pile of crap could possibly have anything to impart, to me at least. A gaping void where I expected literally anything useful
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
so good
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Karlito P @litop12.blacksky.app · 05/05/2026
Anok Yai
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
on my phone, the dash appears when I tap hyphen twice, so it’s not that obscure tbh. tho I very much resent how the dash has been sullied by llms to the point that I use it much less
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
exactly these posts are what i crave to be entirely honest
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Devin Elle Kurtz @devinellekurtz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My very first tiger drawing and my latest
Three very silly tigers drawn by a a very young child. The stripes are horizontal instead of vertical, and the faces are bean shaped. The bottom tiger says “rore”A painterly and somewhat realistic drawing of a tiger, a crop from my larger illustration “late night at the art studio”
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
YES PLEASE BUILT ENVIRONMENT can discourage speedy/stupid driving SO WELL. SO fking WELL it's almost unbelievable tbh
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
abso-fucking-lutely. been trying to find words for this and you got it nailed down perfect
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jade crab @jadecrab.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
i am dying
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