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JacquesFunny @jacquesfunny.bsky.social · 1h

Highlights from this weeks Carnival Personnel #podcast - Sideshow 166 - out now on all platforms

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 12h

President Fills Party Chopper With Max Number Of Ivankas

Trump on a helicopter with two 30 something blondes Natalie Hart and Katie Zacharia. They're smiling ecstatically at Faux Daddy.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 8h

Diddy Moved To Top Bunk After Repeatedly Smashing Head On Bottom Bunk

Diddy in prison jumpsuit photoshopped in front of prison bunkbeds with an arrow pointing to the top bunk.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

➖OPINION➖ 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘢 𝘏𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘦 𝘍𝘰𝘹 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘮𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵 •Rep Omar entered on a refugee visa, offering nothing to the US except her "Boo Hoo My Life's in Danger" chic, hardly the hot immigrant our forefathers imagined. Melania entered on an Einstein visa for exceptional modeling. They are not the same.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Bird On A Wire Grows More Powerful. Plans To Make Life Hell For Seagulls.

Photoshopped muscular glowing bird on an electrical wire next to a normal bird.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Kimberly Guilfoyle Removed as Ambassador To Greece. Will Return Souls Damned To Occupy The Shadowland.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Amelia Earhart Expedition Team Heads To The Island Of Giant Carnivorous Tree Crabs To Try To Figure Out What Killed Amelia Earhart

Headline reads: USA
TODAY
Amelia Earhart
expedition team heads to island of huge, hunting crabs

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Judge Orders Trump To Act Like An Adult. President Responds "MAKE ME"

Trump pointing a finger and screaming like a toddler with nuclear codes.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Explanation of why Trump's Russian diesel import is bullshit

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ancient Cave Art Long Interpreted To Show A Man Running And Hurling A Spear At A Wolf Now Believed To Show A Robot Hurling A Jet Plane At A Corgi While Riding A Giant Spider

Cave art of a man with googly large eyes m with a cross type thingy in his hand. There's a bunch of legs under him. A short legged animal is running away

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Filtered sunset across a very still bay. Ventnor, NJ

Old wooden pilings from a long abandoned dock in the foreground. Lights from a ballfield across a vert sill bay look like stars

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Pentagon Announces Ban On Big Words "Our mission is to confuse the enemy, not ourselves"

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

World's Oldest Human Made Terrible Tools. "He really sucked at this", says anthropologist

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

President Threatens To Turn Ohio Into Kentucky If They Vote Dems At Midterms

Trump screaming and pointing while speaking at a lectern. A rusty trailer is photoshopped behind him.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

James Talarico Threatens To Improve Texans' Lives

James Talarico campaigning with a bulllhorn

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

President Fine With Bombs Hitting Southern California As Long As They Miss Camp Pendleton, Edward's Air Force Base, 29 Palms Marine Base, His Golf Course, Paramount Studios, The Port Of Los Angeles, Northrop Grumman, Lockheed Martin, And His Trump Estates At Palos Verdes

Trump speaking at Nebraska campaign rally

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Source: Trump's Cheap Venezuelan Oil "Might Have Fallen Off A Truck"

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

President Signs Executive Order Legalizing Siphoning Neighbor's Car

Man siphons gas out of a car with a tube and a small fuel tank

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Local Historian Frustrated Nothing In Town Haunted

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Gouldian Finch Camouflages Itself Against Its Natural Predator, Katy Perry

Extremely brightly colored bird with multiple layers of colored feathers

Extremely brightly colored Katy Perry with multiple layers of colored feathers

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Senator Blackburn Taunts Jack Smith With Key Evidence Hidden In Her Hair "𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩? 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙬 𝙪𝙥 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝."

Marsh Blackburn pulling a hard drive out of her bird nest looking hair

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Police: We had to save your mom with a tactical response but she's extremely critical Me: lol doesn't matter how tactful you are with her

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

AI Name Changed To SI (Super Intelligence) With New Motto "To Serve Man™️"

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dinosaurs Killed By Asteroid Were Some Weak Ass Dinosaurs, Study Finds "Big, scary bullshit artists. They should have died from embarrassment"

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"I hear you bro, the Houthis suck big time, but we're out of ammo."

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

THEY'VE ACTIVATED THE CARAVAN

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm on the Atlantic City/Ventnor NJ border A week ago I was in Los Angeles complaining about the heat #Nor'easter

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Elon Musk Abandons Mars Program To Focus On Repopulating Earth

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Waffle House To Feature New Breakaway Folding Chairs Like They Use In Wrestling

A folding chair flying at a Waffle House employee

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Susan Collins Very Concerned Susan Collins Might Be Corrupt

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JacquesFunny @jacquesfunny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

#dadjoke warning!!!! Hey, I had to spend $40 on this banana outfit for something I shot in July in Hollywood … I’m getting my moneys worth no matter how much I continue to embarrass my sons

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Trump's Sniper Arch To Feature Outlet Mall, Food Court, And Interactive Conspiracy Experience

Trump's stupid arch with a food court, a banner draped on the monument that reads: BIG SAVINGS, and snipers on top of the arch.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Discord age checked me and congratulated me for even knowing how to use the internet.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Scientist Isolates Genetic Trait Capable Of Digesting American Beef

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Kool-Aid Man Dead After Trying To Catch Ceremonial First Pitch

Kool-Aid Man behind home plate at a baseball stadium. The ball is about to him in his glass face.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Bear Confused By Woman Dramatically Playing Dead

A woman with the back of her hand over her forehead and neck arched being dramatic in front of a brown bear

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JacquesFunny @jacquesfunny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You can take away reproductive rights via overturning row V Wade … You can take away their right to vote via the “save act” But THIS … THIS is what might get the white evangelical Christian woman to finally see the light!!!!

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Don Jr Accidentally Calls Russian Oligarch "Dad" At His Wedding. Quickly Looks Away Like It Didn't happen.

Embarrassed Don Trump Jr in a tuxedo next to Russian Oligarch Umar Kremlev

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

AI: "After 3 unsuccessful login attempts, we've locked your account" Me: "If you know it's my account why did you lock it?" AI: *gets so annoyed it decides to destroy the world*

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Kash Patel Stops Answering Questions On Advice Of Counsel