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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 11/12/2023

twitter is so fucking unusable now. i made a new acct and immediate hit all the limits - can’t follow, can’t post, can’t like. just an abysmally stupid app now

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

i cannot take Jack Harlow seriously… Mr Tumnus ass, get some tattoos

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

every so i often i have meta linguistic moments where i’m like, wow english is really my native language huh. like im really speaking this shit

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

praying to god people get Taylor Swift fatigue the way they get Marvel fatigue

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 06/12/2023

i’m starting to think SAG-AFTRA is a straight up corrupt union and maybe i won’t pursue acting anymore

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 05/12/2023

central california winter is wearing shorts and a t shirt in the middle of the day, pants and two jacket layers at night and in the morning

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 04/12/2023

fuck yes, i finally ran 2 miles again!

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 04/12/2023

even though ive chosen not to have kids, i cant fuck with ppl who have an “i hate kids” mentality

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 04/12/2023

between car stuff and the motorcycle i am broke as shit this holiday season and i have no idea what to get my family this year

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 03/12/2023

what if Bette Davis had a BBL and a 40 inch. what then

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 03/12/2023

oh yeah, here’s my ‘87 Honda Magna. obviously i am missing the seat/rear frame support and i need to un-mod those handles, but other than that its in pretty good condition

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 03/12/2023

well now that i have the motorcycle here comes the fun part: buying a leather jacket

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 02/12/2023

the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid in Memphis should be a UNESCO World Heritage site

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

i reeeeeally hope everyone in SAG-AFTRA votes no on the new deal 😬

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

we have GOT to invent a smaller word for ‘cinematography’

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

a delicious pasta dinner will soon be mine

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

man this would be better on twitter but whatever

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

what a great november this turned out to be. turned 32, went to Yosemite, got a motorcycle, Kissinger died… everything’s coming up Jake

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

the death knell of cinema was the loss of movie stars in favor of IP

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

3rd week of not being able to run 2 consecutive miles. i’m 95% this is because i caught covid last month

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

the more you embrace the inherent homoeroticism of weight lifting, the more weight you will lift

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

a Japanese tourist once told me to drink hot water or tea after eating junk food/fatty meals. i do it every time i get fast food

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

ive had half a bottle of merlot tonight and i’m ready for love

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

i had a dream i was in a film noir and i was fighting Alan Ladd… that boy can scrap

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

dark Beyoncé… you WILL break my soul

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

istg covid made me weaker. before i could run 2 miles easy and now i can barely get further than 1. whatever, i’ll get there again

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

i am NEVER going to the gym on a friday night again. i am a MORNING gym patron

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

i miss twitter but theres no chance in hell i’m going back

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

weight lifting is a lot like black magic in the sense that it drains your bodies life force in the beginning but after a few months, you attain power like you’ve never known before

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

i want some Dominican food so bad rn 😥

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

every move i make is done so i can become a Real Lover

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 13/11/2023

i have GOT to smoke a blunt w Bad Gyal 😩

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 13/11/2023

went to the gym for the first time since recovery from covid. shit was rough

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 12/11/2023

i should start smoking cigarettes again just to look cool

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 12/11/2023

for me, every night is a Dark Night of the Soul

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 12/11/2023

i went on an impromptu trip to Yosemite today

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

We don’t have video so you’ll have to look it up yourself but in honor of no-nut November let us reflect upon Ernest Borgnine’s appearance on the Fox News morning show where, after being asked how he seems so energetic for his age, leans over like he’s gonna whisper but says “I MASTURBATE ALOT”

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 06/11/2023

also recently discovered a pic from when i was jacked

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 06/11/2023

at long last i have recovery an image of a thumbnail in which i am riding the Charging Bull in downtown manhattan

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