iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 11/12/2023

twitter is so fucking unusable now. i made a new acct and immediate hit all the limits - can’t follow, can’t post, can’t like. just an abysmally stupid app now

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

i cannot take Jack Harlow seriously… Mr Tumnus ass, get some tattoos

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

every so i often i have meta linguistic moments where i’m like, wow english is really my native language huh. like im really speaking this shit

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

praying to god people get Taylor Swift fatigue the way they get Marvel fatigue

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 06/12/2023

i’m starting to think SAG-AFTRA is a straight up corrupt union and maybe i won’t pursue acting anymore

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 05/12/2023

central california winter is wearing shorts and a t shirt in the middle of the day, pants and two jacket layers at night and in the morning

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 04/12/2023

fuck yes, i finally ran 2 miles again!

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 04/12/2023

even though ive chosen not to have kids, i cant fuck with ppl who have an “i hate kids” mentality

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 04/12/2023

between car stuff and the motorcycle i am broke as shit this holiday season and i have no idea what to get my family this year

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 03/12/2023

what if Bette Davis had a BBL and a 40 inch. what then

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 03/12/2023

oh yeah, here’s my ‘87 Honda Magna. obviously i am missing the seat/rear frame support and i need to un-mod those handles, but other than that its in pretty good condition

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 03/12/2023

well now that i have the motorcycle here comes the fun part: buying a leather jacket

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 02/12/2023

the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid in Memphis should be a UNESCO World Heritage site

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

i reeeeeally hope everyone in SAG-AFTRA votes no on the new deal 😬

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

we have GOT to invent a smaller word for ‘cinematography’

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

a delicious pasta dinner will soon be mine

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

man this would be better on twitter but whatever

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

what a great november this turned out to be. turned 32, went to Yosemite, got a motorcycle, Kissinger died… everything’s coming up Jake

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

the death knell of cinema was the loss of movie stars in favor of IP

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 28/11/2023

‘87 Honda Magna VF700C. needs some work tho

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

3rd week of not being able to run 2 consecutive miles. i’m 95% this is because i caught covid last month

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

the more you embrace the inherent homoeroticism of weight lifting, the more weight you will lift

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

a Japanese tourist once told me to drink hot water or tea after eating junk food/fatty meals. i do it every time i get fast food

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 24/11/2023

lol i barely know how to hold babies and he’s a very wriggly one. he was trying to escape

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

ive had half a bottle of merlot tonight and i’m ready for love

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

i had a dream i was in a film noir and i was fighting Alan Ladd… that boy can scrap

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

dark Beyoncé… you WILL break my soul

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

istg covid made me weaker. before i could run 2 miles easy and now i can barely get further than 1. whatever, i’ll get there again

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

i am NEVER going to the gym on a friday night again. i am a MORNING gym patron

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

i miss twitter but theres no chance in hell i’m going back

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

weight lifting is a lot like black magic in the sense that it drains your bodies life force in the beginning but after a few months, you attain power like you’ve never known before

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

[autotune Cher voice] do you believe in life after possession? 🎶

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

i want some Dominican food so bad rn 😥

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

the energy of this image is incredible

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

every move i make is done so i can become a Real Lover

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Jake 🇵🇸 @jacquesesposti.bsky.social · 13/11/2023

this sounds like a role for Rachel Sennott

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