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We need like a 30 year ban on the NFC East in prime broadcast spots. I've spent too much time on either side of the country being subjected to this division.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I reactivated my account just to follow some Knoxville media. I will not be going over any time soon.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I promise you, we don’t need to hear Kirk this bad.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Every Clemson win is just going to come from their opponent forgetting they had to also play offense.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Remove Matt LaFleur from Green Bay with a catapult.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Making sure Neyland isn’t full at kickoff of a massive game and negating the hostile crowd noise. Another thing successfully fucked up because nobody in his inner circle has ever liked him.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I choose to believe the Rams thought Australia was right next to Hawaii and nobody knew how fucked they were until that plane was way, way, way over the Pacific.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“Who the fuck is Sturgill Simpson?”

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

FSU's band is going EAT tonight with no PA.

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You've heard of Pac12 After Dark? Well, here's ACC In The Dark

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Jimbo Fisher ever being successful at anything is astounding because he has been advanced levels of stupid during this power outage.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I was a Jr fan. Larson cultists won't get a boo hoo out of me over a year and a half dry spell.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Alright, back to Pac(B1G)-12(ACC) after dark.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Funny that Lane is going to be the one to usher in the next Fulmer style refirement.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

To be fair to that one, I have had glasses with blue light reducing lenses and they actually help a little with eye strain if you look at screens a lot. Might be using them to help with sleep. Doesn't make the rest of this routine any less odd.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Imagine having to rig an ending because you were going to lose to the MAC twice in one week.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Selling himself a bit short. He's also an abysmal excuse of a singer.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’ve seen three minutes of a CBS broadcast without Gary Danielson and it’s crazy how much better this is.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

George is going to transfer somewhere on our schedule next year and give us fits. I can feel it.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

They’ve also apparently buried the field mics because the 415 member Pride of the Southland sounds like they’re in Blount County.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

ESPN: “You can now stream your band performances at halftime!” Also ESPN: Forgets how to broadcast anything as soon as a band touches the field.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Fire SEC refs into the sun. We’re gonna be at this for six hours if they can’t shut the hell up or figure out of something is or isn’t.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’ve seen enough. Faizon Brandon will be better than Peyton.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Just heard a Dutch Bros employee shout that Caleb Williams was better than Jordan Love and I can no longer allow my hard earned money to go towards pro-Bears propaganda.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Between Gameday and Sirius, I'm now 2-0 this month when it comes to people interviewing Lane Kiffin like they're afraid of him.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

lol forgot the screenshot for proof.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Sometimes I wonder if I spend too much time online. Then I open Threads and realize I could never be “Dolly not dying for us all to see is ableism” levels of bad.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If Rutgers actually ends up getting their ass beat, I might get back on Twitter and loudly mock Pat Forde and Dan Wolken for lecturing Tennessee fans after we ran Schiano off.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I just turned on Rutgers/UMass and I'm only semi joking when I ask if the score graphic is backwards.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The college football power couple of Jordan Rodgers and the dumbest thing you’ll hear all day.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Dave Doeren has to be a master of blackmail.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Thank you, ESPN. I needed a graphic to tell me when Jordan Rodgers is yapping. Very cool.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Born and raised in Tennessee and I have heard people from all over use “y’all”. Seek hobbies.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If I click that topic, I’m 100% going to end up giving someone detailed instructions on how to open a front door and go the fuck outside.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Tuned into a high school game to watch some Tennessee commits. I think the TSSAA ref believes this night is all about him.

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Jacob Sampson @jacobsampson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I’m sure the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social will be thrilled to hear that my son wants to start a podcast called “Shutdown Fullcast 2.0” and that also I am the father of the decade for letting an 8 year old listen to the Fullcast.

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