Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Hello everyone the next person who destroys the fucking statue will have to answer to my fucking crowbar I SPENT 7K ON THAT STATUE. 110
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Calling all RB towns members, we need to renovate this place it’s literally falling apart, I saw a guy touch a trash can then lick his own hand Everyone please select a job and get to work, we’re making this town great again Farmers Bakers Merchants Police Doctors Criminals Philosophers Historians 221
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Hey all of you fuckers wake up who stole the festival head 310
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 26/10/2025@conedhn3.bsky.social I’m so fucking cold right now get me some heating please for the love of fuck 110
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I got a gift for my friend but I’m too nervous to give it, idk what to do. 100
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 02/03/2025@iris-hn3.bsky.social do you have the statue ready for the next festival 110
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 28/02/2025SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE @iris-hn3.bsky.social PLEASE HELP 010
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025This is weird, I actually feel scared. I’ve not felt like this in years. IM ACTUALLY FUCKING TERRIFIED WHAT JUST HAPPENED 100
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I fucking hit my head now I’m passing out someone help me now 000
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Can I actually just get to work without crashing my fucking car 100
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 20/02/2025WHATS UP MY FUCKERS Still no word on the location of my dog, but I did steal some drugs from the sign guy dealing it out. @iris-hn3.bsky.social let’s take a hit 400
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 09/12/2024@guesthn2.bsky.social i know where you sleep, and I’m on my way. 110
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Sorry bro, I left them out your house, I fucking forgot I had them 000
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024join me, and the world of thievery, it’s the best way to live in raven brooks 100
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024The kidnapping of my dog has broken me, got a crack addiction and shit. I don’t just steal to survive now, I steal for enjoyment, for the buzz. 430
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I’ll find you, and I’ll kill you, if it’s the last thing I ever do, I will get him back, I will make sure to rip your beak open and snap your neck, I am so fucking done with this world, and you. 100
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I left you a blanket, I might be an idiot, but I’m not stupid 000
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I needed to borrow them for a moment, I’m securing my dog in a brick house 100
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024In the nicest possible way, shut up, you don’t know how much he means to me, thank you 100
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Ok that’s just uncalled for, your… dog… is just as cool as mine 100
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Been feeling kinda down lately so I got a puppy, he’s already my whole world, I love him. I feel so happy 410
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Finally back from my holiday at the lake, how is everyone? 000
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Ok that’s just not very nice, remember we’re all friends here!!!! 200
Jacob @jacobhn3.bsky.social · 11/11/2024@tedpetersonreal.bsky.social you might not have any food anymore, I had to eat it all, sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 120