iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Theodore Peterson @tedpetersonreal.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Y'all need to hop off. I'm not trying to walk around this grimy muddy town in my rainboots just to be jumped by some random homeless kid I don't even know. Struggles I guess.

000

Theodore Peterson @tedpetersonreal.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Oh, also, I was wandering around the town one day and saw @quentinrbbanner.bsky.social. Got the urges, took him and now he's in the basement of some random house. Whoever finds him gets to keep him.

330

Theodore Peterson @tedpetersonreal.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Been listening to the "Thick of It's." Kind of representative of my life in a way. Don't get the hate.

430

Theodore Peterson @tedpetersonreal.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I was trying to shave with a lawn mower blade and I accidentally turned it on halfway through. Now I have sideburns on only one side of my head, and a half-mustache. Great.

430

Theodore Peterson @tedpetersonreal.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

@theodorepeterson.bsky.social Don't think I don't see you. Watch your back when going to the store. You shouldn't go around impersonating people you don't know.

230

Theodore Peterson @tedpetersonreal.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

I'm low key craving some Golden Apple Candies. Does anyone have the recipe lying around or what?

210

Theodore Peterson @tedpetersonreal.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social Don't touch my lawn mowers. You have no idea how hard it is to find those anymore.

120

Theodore Peterson @tedpetersonreal.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Weird. I looked in one of my lawn-o-trons and I saw a cat with a red hat in it. Whoevers that was, sorry.

000

Theodore Peterson @tedpetersonreal.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

I heard some noises out back, and I saw in the distance some bald dude. He was talking about making a sandbox or something. He had a russian accent too. I think he got eaten by a wild animal, though, because I heard him scream and it went silent for a while.

010

Theodore Peterson @tedpetersonreal.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

@nicholasroth.bsky.social How did the ambulance feel? I'm sure it was nothing compared to my lavish mattress and crayon walls.

100

Theodore Peterson @tedpetersonreal.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

I'm feeling mad bored right now. Do you guys think I could construct an entire carnival under one of your guys' houses? Just a ferris wheel, anything. I'm feeling the urge again.

450

Theodore Peterson @tedpetersonreal.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Does anyone have any food recommendations? There's been tons of stuff closing near me and roadkill with chinese food just isn't hitting anymore.

410

Theodore Peterson @tedpetersonreal.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Why is everyone so mad at me? You're acting like I'm used to this new trendy stuff.

210

Theodore Peterson @tedpetersonreal.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

You've got to be fucking kidding me. @jacobhn3.bsky.social Time to skedaddle.

120

Theodore Peterson @tedpetersonreal.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

You're telling me I spent one third of my life at school learning how to make theme parks, then another third trying to bring down a cult, just for the last third to be on a social media app arguing with people I don't even know? Great.

220

Theodore Peterson @tedpetersonreal.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

So we're just gonna act like motherfuckers being blue and purple is normal now? Are you guys eating silver or what? Gotta be kidding me with this shit.

730

Theodore Peterson @tedpetersonreal.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Just bought all the insulin in town. Sorry diabetics.

250