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Iris

@iris-hn3.bsky.social

27 followers 19 following 63 posts

Professional home protector. Don’t fuck with the amusement park. Hello Neighbor 3 parody account

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

I'm getting so sick of Jacob hoarding the head of The Fucker™️. What do you even do with it man @jacobhn3.bsky.social

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Carrying @jacobhn3.bsky.social to the hospital because he can’t stop crashing his car. sign guy please stop wreckin the billboard down the road from his house. Jacob hasn’t got the best eyesight and this is the fifth time this week he’s had to get his car repaired

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

If this sign guy messes up my festival one more time im losing it, man

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Came to see a debate and witnessed a full-on fight. Sick #politics

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

@jacobhn3.bsky.social PLEASE give me my bricks back, man. that "blanket" you left me was an old burrito wrapper. that's sick, man. not in a good way

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social pay up. also, thanks for finishing him off, @guesthn2.bsky.social turns out he's fairly explosion proof

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

came back to the Banner's roof and my pile of bricks was gone. what the hell, man. not cool. who did this?

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

seven dollars is a LOT. my dude, Willy. vote Andrew, for sure

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

does anyone know a decent place to stay in Raven Brooks? this journalist guy just blares shitty loud music all night, i can hear it from the roof. i've tried putting rocks in my ears but it won't drown out the noise. somebody, PLEASE

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

i’m not too sure that journalist dude knows i’m living on top of the news station yet

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Iris @iris-hn3.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

throwing rocks off the top of the news station to see if i can hit anyone, feel free to join in

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