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Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme.com · 02/06/2025
On this day 17 years ago, Ctrl+Alt+Del posted the Loss comic strip.
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Saquon Barkley spending his offseason palling around with Trump, speaking at a Christian get-rich-quick arena event, and doing a Madden 26 promo at the cheesesteak place once** notorious for its “This is AMERICA. When ordering, speak English" sign is quite the triple crown. **Removed for DNC 2016.
tweet from local reporter on today's event.
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597 @jacob.sucks · 24/05/2025
I’d make Jill Biden squirt fr
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 12/05/2025
I’ve got an idea that’ll save us time AND money
An image of a man (ostensibly Vlad the Impaler) kneeling in front of a forest of men impaled on wooden poles. Behind them, casting them all into silhouette is a blood-red and gold sunset. Imagine:  each of these is an ICE agent or someone who enabled them to
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597 @jacob.sucks · 09/05/2025
I have a fetish for finding giveaways in old media from the 90s and trying to redeem them
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597 @jacob.sucks · 07/05/2025
Before I take this dick pic should I put it in a hotdog bun
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597 @jacob.sucks · 04/05/2025
It’s kinda wild to me that when most kids are bored, they go to the mall or the river. I get to go to Disney when I’m bored just to kill time. Orlando kinda fucking rules sometimes.
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597 @jacob.sucks · 03/05/2025
Republicans would gladly let Trump take a shit in their mouth if it meant a Democrat had to smell it
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597 @jacob.sucks · 01/05/2025
I either wear 8” full grain leather steel toe work boots, or crocs. Nothing inbetween
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597 @jacob.sucks · 29/04/2025
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597 @jacob.sucks · 28/04/2025
So fucking disappointed in Barkley and DeJean
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Beverley @badragon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I was so proud of them on February 8, 2025. But today I am even more proud of: Jalen Hurts A J Brown Devonta Smith Brandon Graham Darius Slay Nolan Smith Jordan Davis Jalen Carter CJ Gardner-Johnson Zack Baun Nakobe Dean Isaiah Rodgers Jalyn Hunt Josh Sweat
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597 @jacob.sucks · 28/04/2025
• Jalen Hurts • AJ Brown • DeVonta Smith • Brandon Graham • Darius Slay • Nolan Smith • Jordan Davis • Jalen Carter • CJ Gardner-Johnson • Zack Baun • Nakobe Dean • Isaiah Rodgers • Jalyx Hunt • Josh Sweat The only jerseys I'll be buying going forward. #eagles #flyeaglesfly #fuckdonaldtrump
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597 @jacob.sucks · 28/04/2025
god fucking damnit man
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I mean if nothing else, a curious individual would look at the efforts to strip funding for schools and activities for the children that his foundation allegedly aims to support. If nothing else, that should give you some pause
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597 @jacob.sucks · 28/04/2025
Knew I shoulda got a Brandom Graham 55 jersey instead of a Barkley jersey last year.
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597 @jacob.sucks · 26/04/2025
Anybody enters my house unannounced is getting shot. Believe that
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597 @jacob.sucks · 26/04/2025
Anybody hiring remote IT support?
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597 @jacob.sucks · 26/04/2025
Also Expedition 33 is great so far
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597 @jacob.sucks · 26/04/2025
There’s something truly special about gym influencers who only share clips of their ass and legs in form fitting spandex complaining about people sexualizing their content. Takes a truly special kind of person.
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597 @jacob.sucks · 23/04/2025
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597 @jacob.sucks · 21/04/2025
DeepSeek > ChatGPT
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597 @jacob.sucks · 21/04/2025
Job interview for an airport ramp agent tomorrow. Pay sucks but it’ll be better than sitting behind a desk all day. Kinda miss working outdoors with a team.
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NFL MEMES @nflmemewar.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter 🐰 #Browns #Steelers #Bengals #Ravens #Easter #nfl #NFL #nflmemes #nfldraft #AFC
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597 @jacob.sucks · 19/04/2025
Talk about a throwback holy moly
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Holy shit.
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597 @jacob.sucks · 19/04/2025
Last Epoch is very fun
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597 @jacob.sucks · 18/04/2025
can somebody just blow this mf head smooth off already please
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597 @jacob.sucks · 17/04/2025
Musk is disabling DM's on Twitter because his feelings got hurt lmfao
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
This Administration is trying to erase a human being. Don't allow it. We are all connected.
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
If your church is silent about #KilmarÁbregoGarcía this Sunday, you should walk out and never go back. They don't give as shit about the teachings of Jesus. #CancelEaster johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/if-your-ch...
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If Your Church Won't Speak Out About a Deported Father (and Thousands More Like Him)—It May as Well Cancel Easter
As a former pastor of over two decades, I could seriously throw up right now.
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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The system is R-I-G-G-E-D against working people. RIGGED.
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597 @jacob.sucks · 16/04/2025
Great. Do something about it
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597 @jacob.sucks · 16/04/2025
Yall had every opportunity to stop this administration by prosecuting them all for illegal activities and dragged your feet the entire way. You should’ve stood against this years ago but instead you just asked for more donations. Fuck off
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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597 @jacob.sucks · 16/04/2025
Another job I’m easily qualified for kicked back/denied. Job hunting is absolute balls right now.
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597 @jacob.sucks · 16/04/2025
Based Kerr
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597 @jacob.sucks · 16/04/2025
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597 @jacob.sucks · 16/04/2025
It takes zero talent to go into politics as a career. Everybody in politics is a pathetic loser.
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597 @jacob.sucks · 16/04/2025
studying azure sucks dude I need a new career
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597 @jacob.sucks · 16/04/2025
~: curl secret.leak/files.html | grep Trump
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597 @jacob.sucks · 16/04/2025
This is a man of courage and action.
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597 @jacob.sucks · 16/04/2025
Democrats are complicit by pussyfooting around this threat for too long. I’m done donating and protesting. Fuck the left.
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597 @jacob.sucks · 16/04/2025
You’re a fucking moron if you’re still donating to these jerkoffs. They don’t care about you.
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597 @jacob.sucks · 16/04/2025
mARBLECAKE
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597 @jacob.sucks · 16/04/2025
I’m only reachable here and Discord. Everything else is gone.
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597 @jacob.sucks · 16/04/2025
Deleted Facebook and messenger. Things are getting a little scary.
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