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Jackanapes

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Come down off the cross, we could use the wood. - Tom Waits

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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Failure at the Chapel SF - grandiose, vicious, gorgeous
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All the news outlets Trump is “banning” should stop printing or saying his name completely. It’ll drive him bat-shit.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Donate to the Dolly Parton Imagination Library! imaginationlibrary.com
imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
David Byrne at the Berkeley Greek - stellar performances by a cast of really talented and versatile players. Epic vocal performance.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think it's nice that the president's most trusted aide is the It's All For You Damien nurse from The Omen. She's qualified and she's doing an amazing job.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stop platforming MAGA dickheads, flat-earthers, and Jesus freaks. You’re not “owning” them or “exposing” them, you’re helping them. Attention is oxygen in this depraved ecosystem. Cut off the supply. Don’t repost. Don’t name. Don’t engage. IGNORE.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Can @pablo.show find out if Mitch McConnell is really alive?
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Never forget the “textualists” and “strict constructionists” on SCOTUS were the ones who said the 14th Amendment doesn’t mean what it very plainly says. The whole idea is a pernicious lie and always was.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Block and report spam. Block and report spam. Block and report spam. All goddamn day, every day.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Clarence Thomas’ views on how (or whether) to redress our transparently racist history are a deeply perverse reflection of his own paralyzing self-doubt, having repeatedly (and massively) benefited from being the right kind of black man, in the right place, at the right time. So here we are.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If you don’t like this I don’t like you. Well, mostly… youtu.be/cilDrtEgqxQ?...
youtu.be
Skin & Bones
YouTube video by The Sundays - Topic
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
M.I.A. seems like a nightmare but “Arular” is a masterpiece.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
An interesting thing I learned in the Burning Man HBO doc is that Kimbal Musk is an insufferably entitled egomaniacal asshole, too.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Iggy Pop is king.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Too old for this shit. Did it anyway.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It’s wrong to be this wrecked at 3pm, but at least I know im not alone #mosswood
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I have a new favorite band - they’re called Wednesday.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What a state we’re in that not only are we forced to hear anything Donald Trump says, ever, but we have to hear his fucking bullshit all the goddamn time…
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Travel advisory for SF Bay inhabitants: NYC sushi menus are by the piece, not the two-fer you’re used to.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sorry but “Wonderwall” is a remarkably stupid song.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Trump curse is real. Fuck him and the stubby finger he tried to put on the scale. I’m sure it got in their heads.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Les Claypool is the master, and Sean Ono Lennon is…Lennon…Ono
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have always said “textualists,” “strict constructionists” etc were full of shit. 4 SCOTUS votes against the unambiguous language of the 14th Amendment proves it.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Went to the Giants game. Cried a lot about our terminally ill dog and argued with two different bigots about the pride hat bullshit (because I jeered one of the bigots when he came in to pitch). Fuck bigots.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Got a brutal diagnosis from the vet yesterday. Poor ol Muggsy the dog seems to have an aggressive cancer that will take him from us much too soon. Best dog ever (no offense to his brother Rufus). We are devastated.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
#Ballers #Oakland great day at Raimondi @zakyfarms.bsky.social @maryspicer.bsky.social
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The San Ramon Valley Chorale, including me - fookin lovely it is: youtu.be/HoOdrnsZNK8?...
youtu.be
Vita de La Mia Vita
YouTube video by San Ramon Valley Chorale
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Uzbek national anthem is…something.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Questlove is the best doc director these days. His Earth Wind & Fire doc on Netflix is stunning. I hope he does Stevie or Marvin next.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
You can’t sing better than Lou Rawls.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Everybody in Duran Duran earned their keep.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
“We are insane mutant apes that lost our connection to nature, which sets us on an increasingly insane spiraling path.” - Devo Netflix documentary
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Anybody who says AI will not result in the elimination of jobs is either an idiot or a liar.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Anxiety is a bald man’s game.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Carl Wilson is an underrated genius of pop music.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Elegant sneering - magical evening with Joe Fucking Jackson
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Why is “phone” categorized as an app on my phone?
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Watched like 10 seconds of Savannah Bananas vs Loco Beach something-or-other and I’m still vomiting profusely a half hour later.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Grand. porchesmusic.bandcamp.com/track/the-co...
porchesmusic.bandcamp.com
The Cosmos, by Porches
from the album Slow Dance in the Cosmos
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Being forced to treat an oaf like Trump as a worthy statesman must be kinda mortifying for Xi Jinping.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Why do sports-talk folks say “score the ball?” Can you score without it?
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Forgot what an utterly dystopian nightmare Anaheim is…
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Kleptocracy, kakistocracy, gerentocracy, idiocracy.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Harmony singing is easily one of humanity’s greatest achievements.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
These boys are wild and free: music.apple.com/us/album/fen...
music.apple.com
FENIAN by Kneecap on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 14 Songs
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Trump will try to go back in time and coerce NBC into canceling “Chico and the Man”
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I think somebody slipped something into the Atlanta Hawks’ drink…
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