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Jackanapes

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Come down off the cross, we could use the wood. - Tom Waits

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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Him first.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Failure at the Chapel SF - grandiose, vicious, gorgeous
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No. And I don’t want to.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I normally love Wired, gotta say. Actual journalists. But this kinda shit sux.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stop publicizing these idiots and their idiotic quests.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Something something due process something
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Eeeeew
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Challah at your goy…
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All the news outlets Trump is “banning” should stop printing or saying his name completely. It’ll drive him bat-shit.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So…yes.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So when is Bernie on?
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Would be hilarious if she got deported to Venezuela for speaking out…
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh it’s a goner…
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oddly familiar…
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Congratulations on the part YOU played in this calamity by voting to confirm Brooke Rollins: an inexcusable breach of the public trust yielding predictable results.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How pathetic.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They’ll seize even the slimmest opportunity for grievance.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I can sometimes ignore idiotic lyrics but the Gallaghers’ idiocy is inescapable.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The only good thing about all this is that it’s revealed the depth of the rot.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The specificity…
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yeah, no, fuck that guy.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well, ya know…
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
David Byrne at the Berkeley Greek - stellar performances by a cast of really talented and versatile players. Epic vocal performance.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He’s an ignoramus. Next question.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
MAGA will say rich kids advancing socialist ideas are entitled brats, and poor socialists are just jealous. There’s no way to win this argument so we should ignore it and focus on the quality of the ideas.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Who’d you vote for, Cattlemen?
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He just says shit. There is no beef.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gen X-er here - fuck that guy.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yeeeeeesssssss
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Y’all the way we’re telling this story is hurting the point. MAGATs can dismiss the whole thing because it wasn’t a trunk - it was the back of an SUV. Huge difference. Her jumping in the back of an SUV is insane enough, and it’s what actually happened. It doesn’t need to be a trunk (and it wasn’t).
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Trumpanomics dictates he’ll get paid (with our money) anyway.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Don’t report anything this ignoramus says.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Capitalism is great, until it’s not.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think it's nice that the president's most trusted aide is the It's All For You Damien nurse from The Omen. She's qualified and she's doing an amazing job.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Skag
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Who got the pearls?”
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
He also doesn’t know fuck-all about foreign policy, so it tracks.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Finally Americans reject something that is objectively, demonstrably horrible.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That’s actually not true: he has more money than any human should EVER have. He stole it from us. Let’s…redistribute it.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What a fuckin moronic asshole. It’s incredible that every inane utterance of his is read as an ingenius proclamation by tens of millions of people. I don’t care how much money he has.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stop platforming MAGA dickheads, flat-earthers, and Jesus freaks. You’re not “owning” them or “exposing” them, you’re helping them. Attention is oxygen in this depraved ecosystem. Cut off the supply. Don’t repost. Don’t name. Don’t engage. IGNORE.
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Somehow the Dems will manage to punch themselves in the dick and miss this golden opportunity to show that Trump & Hegseth don’t give a rat’s ass about our troops. It’s like the only thing we can actually rely on anymore…
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
For decades Libertarians argued individual needs should supersede communal interests b/c of “incentive” or “freedom” or some other bullshit. It worked. Now we are a nation of selfish assholes who simply cannot imagine how attacking part of our community could possibly backfire on us. Too predictable
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
What’s a dilfer, anyway?
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
MAGA response: I’m not gonna listen to pseudo-science from a socialist country named after a pastry!
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Can @pablo.show find out if Mitch McConnell is really alive?
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Setup: 10 Execution: 10
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Jackanapes @jacktually.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They should become the video arm of @propublica.org
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