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Jackson Eflin

@jacksoneflin.bsky.social
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When first I appear I seem deleterious but once explained I’m nothing serious.

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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
An app for finding alternate timeline versions of yourself to hook up with, call that
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The long nights are over, the Light begins its journey home
A black and white block print showing a hare covered in stars
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Alex Gravehaunt 🪦👻 @asgreyhawk.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
A few months ago @jacksoneflin.bsky.social invited me to watch the Back to the Future trilogy with them and @mikestknoll.bsky.social for New Years. What they did not mention is that Jackson had re-edited the films into chronological order. A very strange way to end off 2025, but we had fun.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Halfway through Back to The Future III (chronological cut) I said the wrong thing and spent half an hour explaining Jake’s Trial from Animorphs #54, happy New Years.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Who up waking they dead man
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Okay I knuckled down and finished the first coat. Gonna let it all dry then do touch-ups.
I’m looking weary but hot in a recently painted room - the walls are a rich Olive Green.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I don’t even live in New York but girl same!!!
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Waylaying housework to wander in the nature like a pagan stereotype.
Me in front of a tree covered in moss, wearing a red cloak held by a pin.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Fabulous. What a weird delight.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Really thought this was going to be like, a highly allegorical art-house piece but no there's literally just an evil cave what makes you merge with another being, it's extremely literal and VERY gnarly and it RULES.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I really thought a “horror movie about a couple who really oughta break up” would be a little too slow and ponderous but I’m having a GREAT time. They fill the time with lots of Stuff to do.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
For reasons, Dave Franco is forced to make the same motions as his girlfriend, only he's in the shower and she's in the car, so as she's driving through the woods he's being slammed into the walls of the shower, pressed into the glass, unable to help himself, and it RULES.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
This movie is so stressful why doesn't Dave Franco wear gloves.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
GOT TO THE BED SHEET SCENE and NOPE
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Okay TOGETEHR is the only horror movie that's come out this year that people won't shut up about that I haven't seen, time to fix that!
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
*whispers* also you should join in the boycotting of Scream 7 */whispers*
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
While I (broadly) enjoyed this, I think the Jason character really brings it down as the POV, he's not QUITE interesting enough to carry the thing like he's supposed to, and it takes time away from establishing the characters we really needed (including Demi)
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Ahhhh you are steps ahead of me! Thank you! Very excited to make this for my lunches this week! (I just got into a Pita Bread kick so this is deeply kismet)
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Wait what was your recipe that looks good AF
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
WEAPONS was fun it's like if LONGLEGS morphed into DEAD SILENCE.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
An old friend I'm reconnecting with called. I apologized for not replying for a few days after a busy weekend. He said "It's okay. I'm just so glad to have you back in my life that I'm getting greedy." and I don't think you're allowed to say things like that if you're not planning to wife me?
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Happy Pride Month a guy at a bar told me “That’s a cute top” and I reflexively said “Thanks, my shirt’s cute too”
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Brutal.
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Dr. BlackDeer @drblackdeer.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Jonathan Joss (Comanche, White Mountain Apache) did not simply die from a gunshot. He was murdered in a homophobic, racist hate crime by his former neighbors. He died saving his partners life. Honor his legacy-- both queerness and Indigeneity are inextricable to why he was targeted.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I’m putting this out there so that I don’t forget it, maybe see it again when urbanality makes it hard to have faith that there’s Something Beyond and Below, Laughing Gods moving in the Shadow.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Later, when I went to bed, the Othala runestone fell out of the bag of runes I keep under my pillow, and Thurisaz, for Thorson, my mother’s family name.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Did some Ancestor Work tonight for gay reasons, kept getting “River” over and over. Turns out the old man in question died by the Humber.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It’s one of those “The Y’allfather stacks up a bunch of coincidences until you can’t ignore Him” nights.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Sorry but no one has ever aura-farmed as hard as *takes off helmet* “I am no man.”
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
There’s a bit where Aragorn rides off to go recruit some ghosts and the riders of Rohan are like “He flees on the eve of battle!” and it’s like. My dude, tell them ANYTHING. Their hope hangs by a thread!!
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Drink every time someone extremely breakable and vitally important to the plot stands in a high place looking down like it’s nothing.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Bare and Back Again: A Hobbit’s Holiday
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
He “dies” fighting the Balrog and goes to Valinor and they’re like “Hey, sorry no receipts no workman’s comp” and he’s like “well okay hang on brb”
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Damn that Gollum CGI has held the fuck up huh?
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I think they were all told to, but that Sauron is the ONLY ONE who did.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
“Not all the Palantir are accounted for!” hey Gandalf maybe YOU get on that? Like you’re immortal, what else do you have to do.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
. @mikeknoll.bsky.social asks a good question, what DOES Gandalf do during the 99% of the time he’s not making shorter people solve problems. Like does he have a job?
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Terrified my neighbors will observe me utterly failing to relax in a hammock.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Crit Successful Yard Sarding today - hammock - tool cabinet for the garage - big-ol projector screen For a total of $25
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Lol the cat pic didn’t attach 🙃
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Pete, the Antifascist Nisse 🌈🔨🌈 @nanou2.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Clothes purchased for a neighbor in need, $40 If you're able to contribute for the cost, here's my links 🤝 Add the note "keep the change" if you want me to keep your funds for future mutual aid if I've already received the amount I spent. linktr.ee/nanouoftheno...
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Leftist, mutual-aid-loving, eclectic Spoonie.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Behold, the little Angel.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Love that. Canon.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Tragedy! (Pulled my hair back into a perfect Your-Half-Elf-Boyfriend-Look, on accident, on a Sunday night when no one is going to see it)
Me, Blonde and pretty, as described in the tweet.
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Dane will return at NYCC H-05 @monkeyminion.com · 10/05/2025
When you use Grok, you poison folks in Memphis. Imagine a small child, gasping for air through a cloud of methane gas next time you type “@grok lol context?”
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Clown in a Cornfield was sort of charmingly stupid in ways more movies should aspire to. Love when violently killing a clown is SOMEHOW a metaphor for the grieving process.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
LOVE the shot as Rachel Zegler leans in with bemused curiosity as the Evil Queen breaks the mirror and with it her power and gets sucked into Hell. She's like "Huh. Neat."
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Okay wait this scene where Snow White names all the guards and their wives and former occupations is pretty dope. Rachel Zegler absolutely has the sauce.
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
(A climax in which I assume Snow White will probably stab Gal Godot with a boat to show she’s a Girlboss)
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Jackson Eflin @jacksoneflin.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Man the poisoned apple and true love’s kiss sequence feels…like a waste of time? Like they’re just doing it because they have to. Well-acted and all that but the queen still being alive makes it super clear that this is just a stop on the way to the REAL climax.
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