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Kairo 🔞

@jackrabbits.gay
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internet user, 34. NSFW content, often paws and hypnokink. I write furry porn and other stuff: furaffinity.net/user/storiesbykairo Profile picture by Snebzz (ko-fi.com/snebzz) Banner from Yume2kki

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Waga NSFW @nsfwaga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't trust teleport scrolls from a guy in a alley 🐰💢 For @visitorvun.bsky.social . Thank you for commissioning me!
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 14h
Some random picks: - If you haven't seen any David Cronenberg, "The Fly," "Crimes of the Future," and "Videodrome" are fucked up and gross. - Brandon Cronenberg's "Possessor" is wild - There's great lesser-known J-horror like "Dark Water." - "Lake Mungo" is maybe not the scariest but is incredible.
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Star-Raptor @star-raptor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gift art for @abysseshole.bsky.social !!! 🐍🐍🐍� #hypnosis #coils #hypno #snake #naga #scalie #dendar #warlock #wizard #Yuanti #vampire
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 06/10/2026
Ending of "Harakiri" (1962) but instead of toppling an ancient and venerated and long-unused set of armor symbolizing the emptiness of samurai concepts of honor it's the suit of Fiona Maray, the big-titty horse that seems to be at every con
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 30/09/2026
I absolutely fall asleep to Yume2kki mixes all the time
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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 28/09/2026
Fun fact: Fruit Iterators isn't as good as "Recursive Chocolate Bites," but nobody really understands how to eat that cereal.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 28/09/2026
I'll do some reading about it!
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 28/09/2026
I have a couple routes that I know the exact distance of, but I want to be able to wing it to new locations, and I want to get back to heart rate training.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 28/09/2026
(remembering I can ask the nerds on social for advice) Does anyone know of a good, privacy-respecting smartwatch for runners? Specifically, tracking distance, step count, and heart rate. I used to use a FitBit religiously until I dropped everything Google, and I haven't found any good alternatives.
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Guy who loves furry @attyboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you so much to Lane Lincecum for the beautiful review of I LOVE FURRY. You can read the review in it's entirety on Bunker Projects site. bunkerprojects.org/i-love-furry...
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 23/09/2026
I thought I’d be nervous, but you make it really easy
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 25/09/2026
Being super into size difference is goofy. It's so easy to make me go 🥺 when the image is just
Size comparison between T-rex and human (labeled at 1.8 meters).
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 19/09/2026
Invidious and RedLib have both been really cool. They're alternative private frontends for YouTube and Reddit respectively that let you create an account and track subscriptions etc
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 18/09/2026
Agreed
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 15/09/2026
I swear this is cool for my use case and not just annoying
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 15/09/2026
For those unfamiliar with NixOS, it's like: what if you 🫵 wanted to have dark mode, but god said, open up your IDE and paste in "org/gnome/desktop/interface" = { color-scheme = "prefer-dark"; };
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 15/09/2026
Side project update: I polished up my NixOS configuration and published it on Codeberg (codeberg.org/kairo/kairOS). I landed on a lot of cool features: dynamic color themes, smooth hotkeys, and a comfy Librewolf customization, among others. I could always do more, but I'm proud of where it's at rn.
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kairOS
Personal NixOS configuration
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hey why is no one talking about the licensing situation with this A24/SCP thing? are they releasing it under the same cc-by-sa license every SCP project is required to have? are they betting creative commons won't hold up in court? seems like the kind of question a journalist should look into idk
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SCP Foundation Movie Coming To Theaters In 2027 With A24 Distributing
An SCP Foundation movie is coming to theaters in 2027 via A24. Spooky Pictures and Image Nation Studios announced the project earlier this year.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 11/09/2026
(The way that neurodivergence and trauma and general social awkwardness intersect with hookup communication at furcons specifically could be a whole essay in itself)
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 11/09/2026
Caveats: - It's extremely important to read tone and body language and step back if you sense any discomfort. - Not everyone is comfortable giving a hard "no," unfortunately, so you can offer a soft "no." e.g. "No worries if it doesn't happen though - I know you've got a lot going on this con."
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 11/09/2026
I can only speak to furcons, but here are two easy options that have worked for me and have worked *on* me: - Discuss sex or kink preferences in the abstract. When you find a mutual interest: "I'd be down to do that with you sometime." - Just be blunt: "You're cute. Want to fool around later?"
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 30/08/2026
Yesss Cache is so good. My favorite might be The Piano Teacher though - such an intense character study I haven't seen Seventh Continent - I'll have to check it out
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 30/08/2026
What were you favorites of Haneke?
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 29/08/2026
The frame selection of this meme format has always bugged me. Frame 1 shows Squidward speaking instead of the customer. Frames 5 and 6 have incorrect facial expressions. smh
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Paige! 𓃠 @doggirl.net · 26/08/2026
Walked out of the new Jane Schoenbrun movie and a group of girls pointed at me and whispered to each other "oh my god a REAL one"
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 25/08/2026
It's rough, I'm reading more paper books for my non-screen time lately though
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Sadie (comms open) @zulc22.site · 06/11/2024
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 25/08/2026
"Daring today" Squidward meme. Customer: "I'll have a new hobby, that involves staring at a computer screen."
Squidward: "How original.."
Customer: "And learning specialized software."
Squidward: "Daring today, aren't we?"
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Pikacha Twentyfive @pikacha.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Tops with a domineering sneer as if fucking someone is degrading them ❌ Tops so overcome by lust, adoration and cute-aggression that they cannot stop thrusting until both pass out ✅
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 22/08/2026
It's one of those things where you get used to it, but it feels so weird at first!!
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 22/08/2026
If you want to be a writer, it's so important to start early in life. Not because you can't learn later or because you'll lose the spark of youth or whatever. Eventually you just meet too many people, and every cool character name is now someone's deadname or reminds you of someone's evil ex
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 21/08/2026
Clear signal that my health is recovering: I got horny and successfully jerked off
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 21/08/2026
*leans into the mic* I enjoy Human Domestication Guide (HDG), a shared fictional universe depicting Affini (plant-like aliens) who domesticate Terrans (humans) using xenodrugs and hypnosis. I will engage with HDG-related posts. algorithm please serve me more posts in this topic subject category ty
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 20/08/2026
You ever get so sick you feel like the Eraserhead baby
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 15/08/2026
Ughh I'm so sorry to hear that
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 15/08/2026
IME yeah :/
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 15/08/2026
(checking my eyeliner in the mirror) I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow: "it'll look normal in indirect light"
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 14/08/2026
The show wants to do contemporary topics (such as, uhhh, the existence of YouTube in 2019), but has nothing to *say* about them. It just points and goes "recognize this? eh? eh?" Whereas the classic episodes were great because the writers were neurotic boomers with hyperspecific axes to grind.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 14/08/2026
(Back to Simpsons: S31E1) If I have to sit through one more episode about one of the family """going viral""" I'm going to become an anarcho-primitivist
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 14/08/2026
I really need to see "It's Such a Beautiful Day"
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
saw someone describe a really fat fluffy rabbit as “just some bullshit with ears” the other day and I cannot stop thinking about it
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 14/08/2026
Advantage of dating me: I will introduce you to a lot of weird media Disadvantage of dating me: I will introduce you to A LOT of weird media
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 14/08/2026
It also means Petscop (the in-universe game) is not multiplayer. Rather, rebirthing reshapes or syncs people's minds in such a way that they can interact asynchronously via recording (with the same process used on out-of-game behavior as well). But idk I probably just have a case of brainworms rn
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 14/08/2026
(this thread is now a quarantine zone for Kairo special interests in general) I'm developing a Petscop theory that "rebirthing" is analogous to this. "Some things can't be rewritten" and "You can't go back in time" signal something weirder than time travel is happening imo bsky.app/profile/jack...
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 13/08/2026
Oohh this is a really good labeler
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 13/08/2026
I like big pred dom top x small prey sub bottom; I like hypnosis with Kaa eyes; and I like clean, non-musky feet. Y'know - vanilla sex.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 12/08/2026
The animators are exempt from all criticism I have of the show. They still regularly take big swings, sustaining visual interest with surprising new camera angles, settings, and art styles that elevate even the lamest writing.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 12/08/2026
S30E11, "Mad About the Toy", is a prototypical sleepy episode. Even season 20 of the show would've wrapped up its plot by the first act break. That being said, it does contain what I found to be the most startling and laugh-out-loud visual gag I've seen from the show in awhile:
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 12/08/2026
(3/3) The worst episodes, sleepy or not, are when the family gets involved with the upper class, e.g. in S30E5 Homer is hired by tech execs to test their self-driving car. The satire is usually poorly conceived and is generally a bad fit for the show; it's not who The Simpsons are as characters.
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