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Kairo 🔞

@jackrabbits.gay
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internet user, 34. NSFW content, often paws and hypnokink. I write furry porn and other stuff: furaffinity.net/user/storiesbykairo Profile picture by Snebzz (ko-fi.com/snebzz) Banner from Yume2kki

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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 11/10/2026
A non-comprehensive list of Good™ things to watch for spooky season. ❗Contains especially violent or disturbing content 🍿 Suitable for horror-averse audiences 🔇 Fast and visually engaging enough to be watched with distractions, e.g. on mute in the background at a party
- Bram Stoker's Dracula 🍿
- House (1977) 🍿 🔇
- Hellraiser (1, 2, 2022 reboot) ❗
- Hereditary ❗
- Jennifer's Body 🍿
- Leprechaun (1, 2, 3, 4) 🔇
- The Lost Boys 🍿
- A Nightmare on Elm Street (1, 3, New Nightmare)
- Nope
- Sinners
- Suspiria (1977) 🔇
- Terrifier 2 ❗🔇
- The Thing
- Tokyo Gore Police ❗🔇

YouTube Series
- Angel Hare (Season 1) 🍿
- Dog Nightmares
- Evillica (shorts) 🔇
- Gemini Home Entertainment
- The Glendale Archives
- The Ningen
- Obelisk
- The Oldest View
- White Stag Education
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 25/09/2026
Being super into size difference is goofy. It's so easy to make me go 🥺 when the image is just
Size comparison between T-rex and human (labeled at 1.8 meters).
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 25/08/2026
"Daring today" Squidward meme. Customer: "I'll have a new hobby, that involves staring at a computer screen."
Squidward: "How original.."
Customer: "And learning specialized software."
Squidward: "Daring today, aren't we?"
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 12/08/2026
S30E11, "Mad About the Toy", is a prototypical sleepy episode. Even season 20 of the show would've wrapped up its plot by the first act break. That being said, it does contain what I found to be the most startling and laugh-out-loud visual gag I've seen from the show in awhile:
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 08/08/2026
Screencap of "The Simpsons" S8:E23. Frank Grimes says, "How in the world can you afford to live in a house like this, Simpson?" Homer replies, "I don't know. Don't ask me how the economy works."
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 08/08/2026
Yeah, it seems like people who say "Simpsons predicted it" think history started 10 years ago. It was written in a historical context from which, damningly, a lot of our current problems were forseeable even by TV comedy writers That being said the simpsons did predict 9/11, that's indisputable:
Screencap of "The Simpsons" S9E1. Lisa holds up a bus flyer which says $9, with the Twin Towers in the background to the right appearing to form an "11."
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 07/08/2026
Trans rights
Screencap from "The Simpsons" S30E5. Mr. Burns saying, "LGBT? What's that stand for - lazy, goof-off buffoons? And transgender."
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 07/08/2026
(2/4) But even in the trashiest trash eras there's a lot to enjoy and even some quite good episodes. I also think that (with some MAJOR exceptions) there's better quality control after season 20 and no episode is ever worse than "forgettable." Then again I might just have the Stockholm syndrome:
Screencap of The Simpsons S13E15. Marge asks, "Homer, why are you laughing?" Homer is held at gunpoint by two masked men. One says, "He has the Stockholm syndrome. He has come to identify with his captors." Homer giddily says, "They let me stay up all night."
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 07/08/2026
FAQ #2: Isn't the show really really bad after Season (11-15)? (1/4) This is a complicated question. First - yes, it has never returned to the highs of the "Golden Age" and never will again. Almost nothing does. Also, some individual episodes are garbage (and you know how I feel about garbage).
Screencap of "The Simpsons" S9E1. Homer says, "I don't want to go to New York City." Marge asks, "Why not?" Homer replies, "New York is a hellhole. And you know how I feel about hellholes."
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 07/08/2026
Petscop (2017-2019) No, I have no idea why I'm doing this bit either
Screencap of The Simpsons S30E1. Milhouse on stage next to Lisa picks petals from a flower and says, "She loves me. She loves me not. Oh, why do I always use flowers with two petals?"
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 05/08/2026
It's so gorgeous. Somehow every single location is like a Bierstadt painting
"Mount Corcoran" painting by Albert Bierstadt depicting a placid lake amid untouched wilderness with majestic mountains towering in the background.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 30/07/2026
Me to myself after every social interaction
Screepcap of Woody Harrelson as Marty in True Detective saying, "I just want you to stop saying odd shit."
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 30/07/2026
There you go. Breathing in...and out. In...and out. Good. Just like that. Nothing to worry about; nothing to think about except breathing in and out.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 30/07/2026
Like a spiderweb your mind can never escape from:
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 28/07/2026
Godot shader script (copyable from alt-text) There's some code cleanup to be done but ehhhh
shader_type canvas_item;

const float brow_height = .5;
const float pupil_height = .5;
const float pupil_size = 0.05;
const vec2 left_pupil = vec2(.2, pupil_height);
const vec2 right_pupil = vec2(.8, pupil_height);
const float ring_amount = 20.;
const float ring_speed = 1.5;
const float ring_width = .01;

void fragment() {
	float curr_ring_amount = ring_amount;
	float left_distance = distance(UV, left_pupil);
	float right_distance = distance(UV, right_pupil);
	bool right = left_distance > right_distance ? true : false;
	vec2 pupil = left_pupil;
	float curr_dist = left_distance;
	float curr_speed = ring_speed;
	if (right) {
		pupil = right_pupil;
		curr_dist = right_distance;
	}
	bool above_brow = UV.y < pupil_height && curr_dist > brow_height;
	bool below_pupil = UV.y > pupil_height && curr_dist > brow_height;
	if (above_brow || below_pupil) {
		curr_dist = distance(vec2(0.,UV.y), vec2(0.,pupil.y));
	}

	float curr_value = sin(curr_dist * curr_ring_amount - TIME * ring_speed);
	curr_value = round(curr_value);

	float modifier = ring_width/curr_dist;
	if (above_brow || below_pupil)
		modifier = ring_width;
	curr_value += modifier;

	if (above_brow || below_pupil) {
		COLOR.r = .25;
		// for flashing background
		// COLOR.r = sin(curr_value)*.5+.5;
	} else if (curr_dist < pupil_size) {
		// make actual pupil
		COLOR.r = .75;
	}
	else {
    	COLOR.r = (sin(curr_value) * .5 + 0.5);
	}
}
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 28/07/2026
Hypnosis that makes you bisexual
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 28/07/2026
- Made in Godot using the shader code below (copyable from the alt-text) - Adapted from an example by cerberus1746 (godotshaders.com/shader/simpl...)
shader_type canvas_item;

void fragment() {
	float ringiness = 25.;
	bool circle = false;
	bool fuzz = true;
	
	// back and forth motion; works on circle mode only
	bool metronome = false;
	float metronome_offset = 0.;
	
	vec2 curr_uv = UV;
	vec2 uv_offset = vec2(.5,.5);

	if (metronome) uv_offset.x+=sin(TIME)/10.;

	float angle = atan(curr_uv.y - uv_offset.x, curr_uv.x - uv_offset.y);
	if (circle) angle = 1.;
	
	float curr_dist = distance(curr_uv, uv_offset);
	float curr_value = sin(curr_dist * ringiness + angle - TIME*2.+.5);

	if (!fuzz) curr_value = round(curr_value);

	float pulse_buffer = .3;
	float pulse_speed = 2.;
	float pulse_amount = -curr_value + abs(sin(TIME/pulse_speed) * 2.);
	pulse_amount -= pulse_buffer;

	COLOR.r = pulse_amount +.05;
	COLOR.g -= curr_value/2.;
	COLOR.b = pulse_amount;
}
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 28/07/2026
The floral-scented aphrodisiac washes over your senses in waves, melting your thoughts into hot pink lust. Each time it recedes, another piece of your will goes with it. Soon enough you'll stop begging for it to stop, and start begging it to finally take over completely.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 25/07/2026
Me traumatizing the children:
Frames from The Simpsons S18E22. From a dentist's waiting office, Homer screaming "You butcher!" is heard. A woman reassures her child, "Don't worry, sweetie. I'm sure that man has some special tooth problem." Through the door again, Homer yells, "I don't even have a special tooth problem!"
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 24/07/2026
Petscop (2017-2019)
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 24/07/2026
The Mandela Catalogue, "Overthrone" (2021)
Screenshot of The Simpsons S27E18 of Rod and Todd Flanders worshiping Maggie Simpson, dressed as an angel and hanging on a string. Caption: "We're not worthy. We're not worthy."
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 24/07/2026
Making these two images isn't even the most autistic thing I've done today
Edit of the "ideal gf" meme. Otter in a latex dress with brown fur and blue hair. Title: "hypnodom scientist otter gf".

Text surrounding otter reads:
1. resting dick face, autistic monotone, who knows what she's scheming in there
2. picked up 3 new special interests this week
3. "what's the opposite of sensory hell? sensory heaven? latex and neoprene are that."
4. stims by swimming laps. lots and lots and lots of laps.
5. "come help me test my new project. it won't involve trancing you this time, trust me..."
6. webbies
7. "i gave you some new triggers last night. good luck figuring out what they are :3"
8. bites and scratches  to show affection, bites and scratches *hard* to show *lots* of affection
9. big chonky rudder tail
10. not into swimming? not into otter paws? you will be!
11. "...and that's absolutely everything i know about cuttlefish. oh wait you're still zonked, aren't you?"
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 23/07/2026
I kin this lady
Screenshot from The Simpsons S27E1 showing a pharmacist looking fondly at a bottle labeled "GHB"
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 23/07/2026
Draw your sona as the ideal gf meme
Tired, frazzled rabbit with gray fur, pink hair, and a black dress with pink pentagrams. Title: "overworked ghost hunter bunny gf".

Text surrounding rabbit reads:
1. total lightweight and easily hypnotized
2. ears expressive af
3. constantly apologizing
4. nose wiggles when they're anxious (it's always wiggling)
5. "yeah I've been possessed like 20 times. it hasn't had any-" (they stare into space for a concerningly long time) "-lasting side effects though."
6. Screenshot of tweet: "I'm probably nonbinary but I have a job so idrc about that rn"
7. still thumps foot when scared (most rabbits grow out of that)
8. probably trying not to stare at your paws right now
9. gets drunk and yells about horror movies
10. "sorry if I do any ominous prophetic muttering in my sleep..."
11. unmedicated ADHD (inattentive type)
12. ghost attacks 10x more likely when they're around
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 21/07/2026
Its the Kairo
Anthropomorphic rabbit with earth-tone fur with pink accents. They have glasses, stretched ear piercings, and a beanie.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 17/07/2026
Appropriate listening for today: Swans - The Burning World (1989). "God Damn the Sun," of course, is always relevant
Album cover: yellow flower on purple background.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 14/07/2026
"It is Wednesday, my dudes" frog meme, with "Wednesday" replaced with "International Non-Binary People's Day."
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 10/07/2026
New story up :3 Told myself I want to do some short, indulgent porn pieces, and this is the first of them. Ghost hunting goes wrong for Kairo yet again, read all about it: www.furaffinity.net/view/65629716/
Furaffinity story thumbnail. Title: "101 High Oak Dr." Tags: "NC, Hypno, Rough, Demonfucking, M/MM"
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 03/07/2026
The dealer's den at AC this year is targeted at me specifically
Enamel pin of a cartoony bunny from "Slightly Damned," a sticker of a snake with hypno eyes, a sticker of a snake with hypno eyes coiling a bunny, and a badge with a hypnotized canine that says, "Caution: Easily Hypnotized."
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