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Kairo 🔞

@jackrabbits.gay
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internet user, 34. NSFW content, often paws and hypnokink. I write furry porn and other stuff: furaffinity.net/user/storiesbykairo Profile picture by Snebzz (ko-fi.com/snebzz) Banner from Yume2kki

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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 28/09/2026
Fun fact: Fruit Iterators isn't as good as "Recursive Chocolate Bites," but nobody really understands how to eat that cereal.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 28/09/2026
(remembering I can ask the nerds on social for advice) Does anyone know of a good, privacy-respecting smartwatch for runners? Specifically, tracking distance, step count, and heart rate. I used to use a FitBit religiously until I dropped everything Google, and I haven't found any good alternatives.
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Guy who loves furry @attyboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you so much to Lane Lincecum for the beautiful review of I LOVE FURRY. You can read the review in it's entirety on Bunker Projects site. bunkerprojects.org/i-love-furry...
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 23/09/2026
I thought I’d be nervous, but you make it really easy
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 25/09/2026
Being super into size difference is goofy. It's so easy to make me go 🥺 when the image is just
Size comparison between T-rex and human (labeled at 1.8 meters).
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 15/09/2026
Side project update: I polished up my NixOS configuration and published it on Codeberg (codeberg.org/kairo/kairOS). I landed on a lot of cool features: dynamic color themes, smooth hotkeys, and a comfy Librewolf customization, among others. I could always do more, but I'm proud of where it's at rn.
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kairOS
Personal NixOS configuration
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hey why is no one talking about the licensing situation with this A24/SCP thing? are they releasing it under the same cc-by-sa license every SCP project is required to have? are they betting creative commons won't hold up in court? seems like the kind of question a journalist should look into idk
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SCP Foundation Movie Coming To Theaters In 2027 With A24 Distributing
An SCP Foundation movie is coming to theaters in 2027 via A24. Spooky Pictures and Image Nation Studios announced the project earlier this year.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 29/08/2026
The frame selection of this meme format has always bugged me. Frame 1 shows Squidward speaking instead of the customer. Frames 5 and 6 have incorrect facial expressions. smh
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Paige! 𓃠 @doggirl.net · 26/08/2026
Walked out of the new Jane Schoenbrun movie and a group of girls pointed at me and whispered to each other "oh my god a REAL one"
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Sadie (comms open) @zulc22.site · 06/11/2024
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 25/08/2026
"Daring today" Squidward meme. Customer: "I'll have a new hobby, that involves staring at a computer screen."
Squidward: "How original.."
Customer: "And learning specialized software."
Squidward: "Daring today, aren't we?"
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Pikacha Twentyfive @pikacha.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Tops with a domineering sneer as if fucking someone is degrading them ❌ Tops so overcome by lust, adoration and cute-aggression that they cannot stop thrusting until both pass out ✅
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 22/08/2026
If you want to be a writer, it's so important to start early in life. Not because you can't learn later or because you'll lose the spark of youth or whatever. Eventually you just meet too many people, and every cool character name is now someone's deadname or reminds you of someone's evil ex
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 21/08/2026
Clear signal that my health is recovering: I got horny and successfully jerked off
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 21/08/2026
*leans into the mic* I enjoy Human Domestication Guide (HDG), a shared fictional universe depicting Affini (plant-like aliens) who domesticate Terrans (humans) using xenodrugs and hypnosis. I will engage with HDG-related posts. algorithm please serve me more posts in this topic subject category ty
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 20/08/2026
You ever get so sick you feel like the Eraserhead baby
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 15/08/2026
(checking my eyeliner in the mirror) I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow: "it'll look normal in indirect light"
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
saw someone describe a really fat fluffy rabbit as “just some bullshit with ears” the other day and I cannot stop thinking about it
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 14/08/2026
Advantage of dating me: I will introduce you to a lot of weird media Disadvantage of dating me: I will introduce you to A LOT of weird media
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 13/08/2026
I like big pred dom top x small prey sub bottom; I like hypnosis with Kaa eyes; and I like clean, non-musky feet. Y'know - vanilla sex.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 12/08/2026
Them: Are you having insomnia again? You seem extremely tired today Me (delirious, hypnohorny): oh, yeeeeahg,? And what are you going to do to make me. fall asleep~? hehehe he
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 12/08/2026
A common question when painting your nails for the first time is: "How long does it take polish to dry?" Answer: Exactly one minute longer than you think. Hope that helps!
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 12/08/2026
Me (flirting): Autistic people have high neuroplasticity¹ so like it would be really easy to reshape my brain haha Them: How did you pronounce a citation ¹ J.F. Wilson et al., Evidence of hyper-plasticity in adults with Autism Spectrum Disorder, Research in Autism Spectrum Disorders, Volumes 43-44
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 10/08/2026
Steamed Hams but Skinner is a JOI Onlyfans Content Creator Superintendent Chalmers: Well Seymour I finished. Despite your directions.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
you should try posting better
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 07/08/2026
Not really sure what benefit there is in letting you cum whenever you want. Dogs enjoy treats too, but it's still better for owners to only use them to reinforce good behavior.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 07/08/2026
Hahahahaha How The Fuck Is Hypnosis Real Hahahahaha Just Walk Away From The Snake Like Just Close Your Eyes Haha
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 07/08/2026
For the past year I've been watching through all of The Simpsons - 641/808 episodes at the time of writing. The experience has been bewildering and may have slightly broken my brain. Here are some posts about it. Please mute this thread if you quite understandably don't care about this.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 05/08/2026
RDR2 is not an "action-adventure third-person shooter." The combat is not challenging or engaging enough for that. Each shootout plays like a quicktime sequence from "Heavy Rain," i.e. a cutscene barely interactive enough to call gameplay. Rockstar made a $200 million walking simulator. /positive
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nupidbunyn @nupidbunyn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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hecko @hecko.my.to · 09/07/2026
[talking to a plural system] so are you dualbooting or is it more of a docker situation
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 03/08/2026
Good movies have 2-3; great movies have all 5 1. Girl with katana 2. Hypersaturated colored lights 3. Hundreds of gallons of neon red blood 4. Rubbery prosthetics covered in slime 5. The kind of deranged worldbuilding that only those gifted with the most powerful and arcane of fetishes can produce
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 31/07/2026
me: "I switched to injections!" my therapist: "did you run out of peanut butter to put the pills in?"
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auggie @autumndork.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
low key want art of me doing this pose
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 31/07/2026
She straps me to a bench to start paddling me, but I have her attack patterns memorized and knock her to the ground with my perfectly timed ass parries
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 30/07/2026
Me to myself after every social interaction
Screepcap of Woody Harrelson as Marty in True Detective saying, "I just want you to stop saying odd shit."
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 30/07/2026
The last two spirals I made were created using the same Godot shader script, just with some variables tweaked. The spirals: - bsky.app/profile/jack... - bsky.app/profile/jack... The source code, which you should totally try playing with: - gist.github.com/kairobunny/e...
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 30/07/2026
There you go. Breathing in...and out. In...and out. Good. Just like that. Nothing to worry about; nothing to think about except breathing in and out.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 30/07/2026
Like a spiderweb your mind can never escape from:
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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin Prince with a speech bubble
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 29/07/2026
I'm going "hehehe" at all the sock appreciators in the replies rn
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 29/07/2026
Born to catch you staring at my bare bunny paws Forced to wear socks because of bad circulation
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 29/07/2026
Them: If you don't mind me asking, what's your gender? Me: Okay so in Oblivion there's this baker named Salmo, right? For some reason all NPCs refer to him as a girl, and putting bread in his inventory crashes the game. Them: So that's a metaphor...? Me (realizing I didn't hear the question): Yea
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 29/07/2026
Them: Ready to get flogged? Me: One sec... *removes Kuro's charm and rings the Demon Bell* Ok, now I'm ready :)
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 29/07/2026
"The scarlet bloom flowers once more. You will witness true horror. Now, rot" <- a girl who is about to flog me whispers this in my ear, giving me goosebumps and making me cum instantly
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 29/07/2026
(flirting) I dreamt for so long. My flesh was dull gold, and my blood, rotted. Corpse after corpse left in my wake...as I awaited his return. Heed my words. I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeat.
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 28/07/2026
[Authority - Legendary 14] Convince the dragon not to use your drop trigger in front of the whole room party. VERY LOW 3% +1 Height advantage +1 Deep voice +1 Went to gym today +2 Wearing girlfriend's chastity cage key +2 Tugged puppygirl's leash +3 Made deer boy kiss your paws -20 you're bunny
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Edith! 🔞 @edith-is-dead.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
thanks to @l0r3l3i.bsky.social for the idea,
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 28/07/2026
Godot shader script (copyable from alt-text) There's some code cleanup to be done but ehhhh
shader_type canvas_item;

const float brow_height = .5;
const float pupil_height = .5;
const float pupil_size = 0.05;
const vec2 left_pupil = vec2(.2, pupil_height);
const vec2 right_pupil = vec2(.8, pupil_height);
const float ring_amount = 20.;
const float ring_speed = 1.5;
const float ring_width = .01;

void fragment() {
	float curr_ring_amount = ring_amount;
	float left_distance = distance(UV, left_pupil);
	float right_distance = distance(UV, right_pupil);
	bool right = left_distance > right_distance ? true : false;
	vec2 pupil = left_pupil;
	float curr_dist = left_distance;
	float curr_speed = ring_speed;
	if (right) {
		pupil = right_pupil;
		curr_dist = right_distance;
	}
	bool above_brow = UV.y < pupil_height && curr_dist > brow_height;
	bool below_pupil = UV.y > pupil_height && curr_dist > brow_height;
	if (above_brow || below_pupil) {
		curr_dist = distance(vec2(0.,UV.y), vec2(0.,pupil.y));
	}

	float curr_value = sin(curr_dist * curr_ring_amount - TIME * ring_speed);
	curr_value = round(curr_value);

	float modifier = ring_width/curr_dist;
	if (above_brow || below_pupil)
		modifier = ring_width;
	curr_value += modifier;

	if (above_brow || below_pupil) {
		COLOR.r = .25;
		// for flashing background
		// COLOR.r = sin(curr_value)*.5+.5;
	} else if (curr_dist < pupil_size) {
		// make actual pupil
		COLOR.r = .75;
	}
	else {
    	COLOR.r = (sin(curr_value) * .5 + 0.5);
	}
}
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Kairo 🔞 @jackrabbits.gay · 28/07/2026
How the heck do I make .mov files into good quality gifs When I figure it out I'll re-upload the spirals I've made so far
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