Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 8hReminder:theonion.comSecondhand Smoke Linked To Secondhand CoolnessWINSTON, NC—Americans have known for years that smoking is a direct cause of coolness. But a recent study funded by R.J. Reynolds, Philip Morris and several other cigarette conglomerates proves conclu... 000
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 13hCleaning out an old box of weird stuff, and yes, I do still have the @donhertzfeldtfilms.bsky.social Rejected Zippo lighter. 120
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 17hOr you could engage with music by learning an instrument so you can write birthday songs for your friends and family every year.tothtunes.bandcamp.com111 Birthday Songs, by Tōth111 track album 121
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 17hDo we need popcorn buckets for every goddamn movie? We bought the DUNE one as a goof, but these are all just a waste. The Funko Pops of movie theaters. 040
Reposted by Jack Probstaric @aghastronaut.com · 29/09/2026Making the bounce house into a bounce home. 082
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 29/09/2026Bought a ticket for the half marathon, but still looking for the whole shebang if someone you know needs to sell theirs. 000
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 29/09/2026I’m loving this record. It fills the same hole (teehee) that bands like The Faint did for me back in my indie sleaze days.music.apple.comMinimal Criminal by Adult DVD on Apple MusicSong · 2026 · Duration 2:24 000
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 28/09/2026Whoa, blast from the past. This is the cover of the copy my dad owned when I was a kid and it scared the absolute hell out of me. 010
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 27/09/2026Instead, we could talk about how this is one of the greatest songs of 2026 and how it could light up your heart and bring you hope.music.apple.comYellow Sun by Downtown Boys on Apple MusicSong · 2026 · Duration 3:49 010
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comFelix The Cat Whistling and WalkingAlt: Felix The Cat Whistling and Walking 020
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 26/09/2026Same here. And I block/mute the hell out of trending words and terrible people’s names. I work in social media, so I’m constantly bombarded with the worst 5 days a week. This is my calm(er) place where I can to see what my writer, comedy, and musician friends have been up to. 030
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 26/09/2026We’re splitting the difference on her interest in bird feeder cameras and my interest in horror movies by watching Hitchcock’s The Birds. 271
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 25/09/2026I can’t leave it at home! How am I supposed to get “roasted toasted burnt to a crisp” without it? 000
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 25/09/2026First, it’s iced coffee, next you’re gonna tell me I can’t bring my bong to a job interview! What’s wrong with this country? 120
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 25/09/2026The saying around here is "It's PR, not the ER," which is corny as hell until you realize how many folks say it but still think everything is an emergency. 010
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 25/09/2026My favorite part of my job is mentoring my younger coworkers by reminding them that none of this means anything and that it's okay to say you don't have the bandwidth to take on anything else. This is not an emergency. It's pet food. It's social media. It doesn't mean anything. It's all pretend. 100
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 25/09/2026I'm sorry, how is Boardwalk Empire not on that friggin' list?!? 120
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 25/09/2026The forecast where I'm at says an Iron & Wine pre-Endless Numbered Days front is headed this way. 040
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 24/09/2026We are getting closer and I am getting sadder about possibly missing out. I’m on a waiting list but if y’all hear anyone trying to get rid of theirs, I’m here to purchase even though last year I said I’d never do it again. 👻 021
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 24/09/2026From what I understand, when pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime. It’s right there in the rules. 030
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 24/09/2026For years of my childhood, I pleaded with the universe that any trailer starting with this logo at the top would be a new Ninja Turtles. 030
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 24/09/2026It's time for road to reflect on when it was just a dirt road and learn how to have compassion for its younger, grittier self. 000
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 23/09/2026Hope he's still somewhere rockin' out and surprising folks with his kindness. 010
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 23/09/2026Every once in a while, I'm reminded of the intimidating heavy metal dude who used to frequent the record store where I worked back in the day. We called him Big Scary Nice Guy. He looked frightening as hell, but he was really sweet as pie. 130
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 23/09/2026It felt weird when I was sent a press release about this earlier. 010
Jack Probst @jackprobst.com · 23/09/2026Also, I do not have time to remember all the people in a band anymore. A costume is helpful and adds to the mystery! 100