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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 2h

Goodness me, that Greasy Pete Hellsgates is batshit crazy.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 5h

On my daily propaganda show tonight I will be pretending that Brexit wasn't a complete and unmitigated disaster based on the lies of a handful of rich grifting twats who don't give a shit about ordinary people.

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 8h

Deleted a post because I don’t know it to be true.

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 9h

Really enjoyed @jayrayner1.bsky.social in Belfast today. What a lovely way to spend an afternoon.

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 13h

I imagine this Drumcree nonsense is the perfect fuck-the-lot-of-yas from the Parades Commission after all the criticism.

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 14h

Gods, this stupid international break is endless.

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 15h

Sorry to see the first person to leave the tent but I’m enjoying this Great English Bake-off. #GBBO

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I look forward to Badenough and Farridge angrily denouncing someone offering hope.

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

📢📚 Hard sell time again. Here’s a book. It’s got stuff about things and people running and shouting. Read it before A/I comes and kills us all. Read the first one or it’ll be like walking into a film halfway through. #BookSky

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today’s news: ‘Hey, everybody. That thing I created to make me a fuck-ton of money is probably going to kill you all. So, you better do something about that.’

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Goodness, I read President Rapey McEpstein is banning Canadian alcohol. He’s forcing Americans to drink American beer! American. Beer. The inhumanity!

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

💙📚 So, just to cheer myself up on my long walks I’m listening to Biological War: A Scenario by Annie Jacobsen. #Booksky

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oof! Just seen the result GET IN! #YNWA✊

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Will these fucking hands ne’er be clean?

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Woke up and it was 1995 again. Fkn Drumcree. Jesus. You can’t half tell there’s an election next year. I absolutely hate this utter fucking bullshit.

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I feel sorry for our players. They should never have been put in this position. Nor should it have been left to the FAI. Israel should not be in the tournament. It’s UEFA’s failure. 🇮🇪

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In the the midst of all this abject wankery there is one constant we can all rely on. One who never asks. Just gives. And keeps on giving. Thanks, beer.

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Can’t imagine City will get anything more than a stern talking-to.

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Look, I know. But good bacon for breakfast is such a spiritual thing.

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

As an author of weird little books, I used to spend a lot of time in agony over queries and submissions. I’ve stopped bothering. It’s just not worth the time or effort or the pain. I get it. Why might a publisher take a risk on a nobody when they can publish Steph McGovern or Claire Balding?

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Don't miss GB News to hear me spout Reform propaganda and talk absolute bollocks completely unchallenged because for some reason I'm the only MP allowed to get away with this.

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why are Wales wearing the Australian kit? I mean, I like it. It’s just a bit odd. Love to see Koumas getting one. #YNWA✊

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Of course, I should’ve done this. 💙📚Very much enjoyed The Castle by Jon Ronson. #BookSky

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I would enjoy seeing Dirty Bibi ranting and raving to an empty room.

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

📢💙 The Castle by @jonronson.bsky.social is just terrific. I enjoyed it very much. It was also my first ever audiobook. Doubly enjoyable.

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Lots to get annoyed about today. But, honestly, what’s the point? Nothing I can do about any of it. So, me and Jon Ronson are going for a walk. Then I’m going to do some research. Then I’m going to take my keyboard and horribly murder someone. #BookSky.

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

For years I thought that when Hugh Cornwall sang the line ‘and Sancho Panza’ on No More Heroes, he was actually singing ‘and Sensual Panzer’. No idea what it was supposed to mean but I’ve always fancied being a sensual panzer. Never quite made it, though.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just because I strongly oppose any measure to tackle Russian misinformation, doesn’t mean I’m on Russia's side. In unrelated news, one of the few times I bothered turning up for work as an MEP was to vote AGAINST measures to tackle the spread of Russian misinformation...

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I enjoyed Bake-off. Couldn’t help wondering why not a single person from Northern Ireland, Wales or Scotland applied this year. But I still liked it. #GBBO

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Aw, man. Angry Anderson. 😕Forget Neighbours. This is how he should be remembered. youtu.be/6H6zGLP9Qos

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Gods, is Ed Davey still going?

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Stupid wanky international football.

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Didn’t take long for the #AfD to organise a victory parade.

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John Privilege @jackploppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

📢📚Anyway, everything is in such a state, why not escape to another world that’s…also in a bit of a state, to be fair. But maybe read the first one because you won’t have a clue what’s going on. #Booksky

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