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jackheathwriter 📚

@jackheathwriter.bsky.social
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Writer living on Ngunnawal and Ngambri Country. A million books sold in ten languages. CHOPPY WATER out 3 November. #audhd jackheath.novlr.site

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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The "What Went Wrong" episode about "War of the Worlds" captures that duality perfectly
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Adding the word "scandal" or "controversy" is often pure ass-covering—this is a great example of it
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel ya 😪
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is just like that live action reboot of The Muppets where Miss Piggy is played by Sydney Sweeney
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Susan of Hell @susanoftexas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know everything is crazed and bad but I’m kind of enjoying watching him flail around and race in circles like a toddler who missed his nap.
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It already looks better than I remember
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And then DOESN'T get sued by the family of the victim or the surely-not-yet-convicted suspect
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It occurs to me now that this must be how cops feel when watching every other cop show
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(I appreciate that it's not actually a movie—thank you for nevertheless giving me the opportunity to rant about it)
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The dude solves a murder, writes a book about it, gets the book published and receives fanmail about it ONCE A WEEK, EVERY WEEK
Castle (TV show)
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Was it? I don't know enough about electricity to appreciate the difference between what you said and what she said 😅
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pretty good system. Might steal.👏🏻
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think you deserve a prize for guessing correctly that fast 👏🏻
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YES. News editors, read this whole thread, PLEASE
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah - and that one scientist on the sceptical side would be carrying an ExxonMobil tote
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I used to feel like the villains in movies were a bit on the nose, a bit too obviously evil. No longer
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Futurama: I Apologize For Nothing!
Alt: Hedonism bot takes a long enough pause from gobbling grapes to say, "I apologize for nothing"
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I needed a CW in that post, my guy
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whoooaaa
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
But also Mr. Darcy's initial reaction to Mr. Bingley's interest in Jane being "bro you know you're gonna end up supporting her mom, right" makes A LOT more sense too, I mean FAIR ENOUGH, my man.
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Back to its post, I should hope
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think about that ball machine every time someone brings up AI-generated music. Yes, the ball machine can do perfect pitch. No, sports fans do not want to watch it
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have a feeling they may be back 😉
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll concede that giving all our water to AI companies might be a tad quicker
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(that came out sounding sarcastic, but it wasn't. No billionaire ever got there without exploiting someone)
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah! You don't know exactly what they did to deserve it, but you know it was something
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 10/09/2026
Hey you, yes you! Buy my book!
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Dead Teenager Movie
In this YA slasher, a horror-obsessed girl joins a group of wealthy teens for a wild weekend in a remote house, only to discover that the local murder rumours may be far more real – and far closer – t...
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In his childhood he was outsmarted by a lawnmower and he's NEVER FORGOTTEN
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Spoken like a man who was top of his class at MIT
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm sure someone's crunched the numbers. It probably costs more to raise JobSeeker than to pay fossil fuel companies to bake all the job-seekers to death
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, just this morning I nearly went back to it and then decided to listen to a podcast about the SAW franchise instead, thinking that would be less sickening
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah, AI. Famously a reliable substitute for thought
Prompt: The first two months of the year are January and February. What are the other months of the year? 
Response: January, Febuary, Maruary, Junuary, Juluary, Auguary, Septembuary, Octobuary, Novembuary, Decembuary
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
10,000% correct. The episode of Behind the Bastards about Yarvin is really great: www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
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Part One: Curtis Yarvin: The Philosopher Behind J.D. Vance - Behind the Bastards | iHeart
<p>Robert sits down with the great Ed Helms to discuss Curtis Yarvin, the American philosopher of dictatorship whose ideas inspired J.D. Vance.</p> <p>(2 Part Series)</p> <p>Sources:</p> <ol> <li><a h...
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Crash Bandicoot Dancing
Alt: Crash Bandicoot, cross-eyed, tongue flapping, and thrusting suggestively in a way that surely no red-blooded woman could resist
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Right?? If someone gave me a billion dollars I could literally just put it in the bank and earn a fortune in interest. How do these people manage to LOSE money?
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And as a sci-fi writer, I have plenty of experience lying about space travel and self-driving cars. You can't tell me that's not a transferable skill
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How do I sign up for one of those jobs where you get paid a fortune to waste an even larger fortune? I don't have a college degree, but I have a good attitude and I'm eager to learn
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm so sorry you had to go through all that. Thank goodness it all worked out in the end (and congratulations on your engagement to Crash Bandicoot)
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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 05/10/2026
I actually used to go steady with Sonic the Hedgehog, back in high school. None of us really thought he was ever going to make it in show business. Even the teachers thought he was kind of smug. So every time I see him on t-shirts and ice cream bars and stuff I don't know what to think.
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(It was "gone but not forgotten", obviously)
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Actual footage of my kids playing charades
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah, you're my people! My own face-blindness only seems to kick-in IRL (you know, when it counts 😅)
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've reported so many posts for encouraging people towards suicide, but those posts are always deemed to be AOK. Men in mascara is where they draw the line
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There goes my theory that Meta doesn't actually have a content moderation team
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jokes on the genie—I'd like to see him TRY to turn that wish into an ironic curse
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Uh-oh, someone broke the lightspeed barrier! bsky.app/profile/msle...
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Young Bart Simpson, hugging his knees and rocking in a traumatised fashion. Caption: "Can't sleep. Mulder will eat me."
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had the same thought, but apparently not: bsky.app/profile/damo...
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me, before reading the plot synopsis: "Pfft, it can't be scarier than the one about the beggar on the trolley in Mumbai." Me, while reading the synopsis: 😮😲😱
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