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Ngunnawal and Ngambri Country. #audhd jackheath.novlr.site

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 13h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 7h
The latest corporate tax data just dropped. And congrats to Santos Ltd - 11yrs in a row of no company tax.
Table of Santos ltd company tax 2014-15 to 2024-25

Year	Total income	Company Tax
2014-15	$3,389,399,798	$0
2015-16	$3,476,002,729	$0
2016-17	$3,715,263,715	$0
2017-18	$3,498,043,596	$0
2018-19	$4,360,612,850	$0
2019-20	$5,013,931,702	$0
2020-21	$4,070,327,153	$0
2021-22	$4,746,037,784	$0
2022-23	$6,257,384,778	$0
2023-24	$8,210,276,022	$0
2024-25	$5,117,008,013	$0
Total	$51,854,288,140	$0
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 11h
Babe 😭 (Genuinely, read this right now. It's excellent.)
To be fair, I’m not doing so great with men. I told my most recent date that I was working on a novella. “Because you’re Mexican?” he asked. I asked what he meant. “Isn’t a novella a Mexican novel?” Before him was the guy who confessed over drinks that he didn’t “believe in Helen Keller,” because there was “no way she actually flew that plane.” I asked if he meant Amelia Earhart. “Who?” I slept with both of them.
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 20h
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 21h
Most TV is just this now.
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 30/09/2026
Can't believe he dropped the ball like that
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Soon it'll be selling the kidneys of people who don't even know they have an account
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm theoretically supervising a sick child today. Don't worry, it's just a cold—but it could progress to a mental illness, since I'm letting him binge-watch The Simpsons. It's PG-rated and I've seen it all before, but every episode has at least one joke that's way more adult than I remember.
"Hey kid, you look good with that cigarette – kind of sophisticated."
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Canberra friends: Dan "The Rook" O'Malley is interviewing @freyamarske.bsky.social tomorrow night about her new fantasy novel, Bodies of Light. I have no official (or even unofficial) role, but I'll be there—want to join me? events.humanitix.com/freya-marske...
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Freya Marske In Conversation with Dan O’Malley
Join us at Harry Hartog Tugeranong on 1st October at 6pm as we welcome Freya Marske who will be In Conversation with Dan O’Malley on her latest book!
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Jeff Popple @murdermayhem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some great crime fiction titles arriving Xmas: here are my picks @michaelconnelly.bsky.social @michaelrobotham.bsky.social @ianrankin1.bsky.social @shelleyburr.bsky.social @jackheathwriter.bsky.social @carterwilsonauthor.bsky.social etc #crimefiction murdermayhemandlongdogs.com/forecast-fri...
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FORECAST FRIDAY: THE BEST NEW RELEASES OCTOBER – DECEMBER 2026
2026 has already seen some terrific crime and thriller releases, including top notch books from William Boyd, Tim Ayliffe and Jordan Harper to name a few (see below). However, there are still plent…
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
According to @novlr.org, I've had an above-average day, an above-average week AND an above-average month! 🥳
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If y'all will tolerate some quiet bragging, my new book APPEARS to be sold out less than 3 weeks after its release, and I am tentatively excited 😁
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I write purely for the love of it. ❤️ But some other authors (not me) are motivated by laziness and ego. 🧵
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Long shot, but does anyone know a bookshop in Australia or NZ whose name begins with the letter X? I'd like to add it to this piece before I send it out in my newsletter: jackheath.novlr.site/blog/i-write
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I write purely for the love of it. | Jack Heath 🖊️
But some other authors (not me) are driven by laziness and ego.
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Jason Herbert @herberthistory.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This week Historians At The Movies looks at the history of tabletop gaming and very vivid imaginations. Join us on Netflix this Sunday, September 6 at 8pm eastern for DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES. Keep #HATM rolling a nat 20 by sharing and we'll see you soon!
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just remembered that the whole reason I logged in six hours ago was to post this, here you go
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
10. For most of the others, they wake up one day and discover that it’s over and that the decision is absolute.
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Judy Weston @westonjk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Logan Pine @loganpine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I miss my Super team. I miss being a Superhero. I miss our handout missions and helping folks on the ground. I *don't* miss wearing that heavy steel helmet. That was a bad choice. (I promise red guy isn't a Klansman and he changed his costume after someone called him a Klansman that day)
A group of original Superheroes together in Chicago with several bags of supplies for the needy.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I watched Obsession last night. Holy shit. That's a hell of a film. Great version of an old trope, proving again that great writing is more than simply ideas. And Inde Navarrette's performance is out of this world.
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Garth Nix @garthnix.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I recently realised that one of my favourite tropes is "self-entitled people get their comeuppance". In fiction and non-fiction. In films and series. In life. Actually, in everything.
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don't know if I qualify as high profile but Alan Baxter is awesome and you should read his books
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Christ, tell me you're a sociopath without telling me you're a sociopath
"after all the worrying about the victim she's a stripper"
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favourite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🤖 💀
Kelly Coon: "someone told me recently that they had chatgpt write a eulogy for a loved one, and my god, just bury me without a service" 
Me: "at this point I'd settle for chatgpt not being the cause of death"
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Joanne Hall @hierath77.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There is a certain type of person out there consumed with rage because somebody somewhere might be getting something they don't "deserve", whether that's accommodation or help or money. They'd rather everybody suffer than one person get one thing that they might not be entitled to.
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's worth reading this whole thread.
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hello from the business lounge! 💺 One of my quirks (okay, flaws) is how easily I'm thrilled by luxury. I love room service. I love really fluffy towels, especially if they're folded into a fun shape. I love seatwarmers in cars, even though they make me feel a bit like I peed my pants. 🧵
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Describe your music taste with only three artists. No genres allowed. Rose Betts Maisie Peters Holly Humberstone
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I know wordplay is just a way of hacking my brain to make things seem profound, but I can't help but like this
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This thread is a LOT of fun 🍿🎥
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
amazing article
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I've been looking at my deadlines, and it seems like I need to write about 3000 words per day over the next two months. Any pointers?
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dunno if this counts as a hot take, because I was just quoting polling data, but in the lead-up to the Australian Voice to Parliament referendum, I said 80% of First Nations people intended to vote Yes, so I would too. 🧵
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Writer friends, what's the best way to handle a career pivot? My last few books for adults have been whodunnits, but the next one is more of an action thriller. How do I find new readers without losing the old ones? 🛳️🔫🔪👃🔥🦈
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Productivity Commission on the GST changes Scott Morrison did to try to win WA: "The 2018 reforms were expected to cost the Australian Government about $5 billion by 2024–25, but have ended up costing almost $23 billion" Just 360% blowout. Thanks Scotty.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it's always odd when "you should expose yourself to more diverse ideas" always means a certain kind of conservatism instead of like, Indigenous art, new fusion foods, math paradoxes, or the Dvorak keyboard layout
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I wanted to update my author bio before Choppy Water comes out, so I asked a Large Language Model to estimate how many books I'd sold. It came back with 16.5 million copies, which I knew was wrong, because I wasn't in a private plane with a mouthful of caviar. 🧵
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm at the Kimberley Writers Festival in Kununurra, and I'm having an awesome time... but today we went on a river cruise and I think I saw Gina Rhinehart in the distance!
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The Unseen Library @theunseenlibrary.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
For this week's Waiting on Wednesday I highlight an awesome sounding upcoming Australian murder mystery, Choppy Water by @jackheathwriter.bsky.social. An intriguing read from one of my favourite Australian authors, Chopp Water is going to be fun. unseenlibrary.com/2026/07/25/w...
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Waiting on Wednesday – Choppy Water by Jack Heath
Welcome to my weekly segment, Waiting on Wednesday, where I look at upcoming books that I am planning to order and review in the next few months and which I think I will really enjoy.  Stay tuned t…
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Kimberley Writers Festival is INCREDIBLE so far. I'm on next, and Richard Glover is going to be a very, very hard act to follow. (Feel free to watch the live stream,though!) www.facebook.com/share/v/1DzL...
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I woke up in the middle of the night with a get-rich-quick scheme in my head, and I thought you wouldn't want to miss out. I'm afraid it only works in Australia, though. Sorry, pals elsewhere! I'll make you rich some other way. Here's what you do:
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jackheathwriter 📚 @jackheathwriter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sometimes I imagine someone inventing a self-driving car which goes ten times faster than a normal car but often arrives at the wrong destination and sometimes kills pedestrians on the way and consumes 1000 times as much fuel and is made entirely out of bits stolen from other cars and
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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