Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026think how culturally rotted we have to be such that an elected representative feels comfortable saying this out loud 000
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026whoever it is, Josh Blackman will produce 13 op-eds about how it’s the wrong choice 000
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026idk why these ads are all going national this week but the fact that others got to see this fills me with joy 021
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I agree but saying they were “arrested for attacking police officers and ICE officers” is a bit more specific imo 0110
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026incredibly poetic that republicans dragged jack smith into congress for a show trial and the only thing anyone will ever remember is that eric schmitt is a colossal idiot 120
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"well guess what" is about the funniest way he could have delivered this 001
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026mike lee clerked at the united states supreme court btw 000
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026in the Senate right? it still has to go to the House 020
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i had a dentist i really loved in houston for years, super chill, never did anything crazy, then tried to convince me to get an *entire mouth* of veneers for $30k. my teeth were, and are, completely fine! found a new dentist immediately. 020
Reposted by Jack Byromone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died 152362328
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i am sure he feels the same way about restrictions on the right to vote! 000
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026man I sure hope the guy who fabricated claims about Haitian migrants eating dogs is intellectually honest. It would be a shame if not! 000
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026classic stance of someone who was told to stand up straight but lacks the requisite postrual muscles or core strength to do so 000
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026seems like overall the argument on harm would be too attenuated or speculative? 000
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026this is interesting. thinking about how DOJ could successfully frame an alternative argument here. how can you provide evidence of an injury you would suffer by blocking a policy if the policy doesn't exist? 100
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the hit of the night was performances by a mariachi band. fuck off. 011
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026this was potentially a persuasive message in resposne to the bombing of pearl harbor. it is not persuasive in response to (1) a war no one was asking for; (2) months of insisting gas prices were NOT rising or that any rise was temporary; and (3) a series of easily disprovable lies about progress 000
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026my "this is not a petty internicene feud" shirt has people asking a lot of questions clearly answered by the shirt 082
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026this is more condescending than anything some ivory tower columnist could write about rural America 000
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026same! i'm just so relieved to see them get the right result i kinda wanna know why. oh well! 010
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026this is one of those times i would really like to see the cour'ts reasoning to understand what it was about this case that finally made them say this was enough bullshit 120
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026the new york times wrote about how someone attending the 25th anniversary commemoration of 9/11 was subject to "scrutiny" and the "someone" was not the president 010
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026it's unfortunate he chose to do this because his actual point--that actual knowledge of a conflict is an unworkable standard in the context of post-trial objections to magistrate judges--is worth considering 011
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026everyone is sharing that knockoff nyt dialect quiz and no one seems to comment on the fact that this question comes up completely out of nowhere 000
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026always willing to reward exceptional uses of this format 000
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026ok but wait. if the concurrence was joined by another judge, why isn't it just the majority opinion? i am confused. 000
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026the day we remove the parasitic tumors on society that are prediction markets cannot come soon enough 010
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026this kind of statement should get someone baker acted 000
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026gentle reminder to myself that boring cases are a blessing 020
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026it could be that, or it could be that we assassinated their head of state and then lied every single day after that about the state of negotiations 000
Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026cool and diverse list, but not troubled at all that i have only heard of 4 of these names, and even then only really know who 2 of them even are 000
