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Jack Byrom

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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lmao i think trump actually hates ken paxton
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
jd vance went to yale btw
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
think how culturally rotted we have to be such that an elected representative feels comfortable saying this out loud
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
idk why these ads are all going national this week but the fact that others got to see this fills me with joy
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can you think of anything else he may have done
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
incredibly poetic that republicans dragged jack smith into congress for a show trial and the only thing anyone will ever remember is that eric schmitt is a colossal idiot
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"well guess what" is about the funniest way he could have delivered this
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mike lee clerked at the united states supreme court btw
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
man I sure hope the guy who fabricated claims about Haitian migrants eating dogs is intellectually honest. It would be a shame if not!
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
big 12 already signing media rights
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
classic stance of someone who was told to stand up straight but lacks the requisite postrual muscles or core strength to do so
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
stay the hell away from our school, assholes
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this was potentially a persuasive message in resposne to the bombing of pearl harbor. it is not persuasive in response to (1) a war no one was asking for; (2) months of insisting gas prices were NOT rising or that any rise was temporary; and (3) a series of easily disprovable lies about progress
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i’m going to kill it with hammers, thanks
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
winning message sir!
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this is more condescending than anything some ivory tower columnist could write about rural America
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
texas football
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this is one of those times i would really like to see the cour'ts reasoning to understand what it was about this case that finally made them say this was enough bullshit
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
some people really are not meant for hi def
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
stupidest possible timeline. are you kidding me.
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the new york times wrote about how someone attending the 25th anniversary commemoration of 9/11 was subject to "scrutiny" and the "someone" was not the president
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
everyone is sharing that knockoff nyt dialect quiz and no one seems to comment on the fact that this question comes up completely out of nowhere
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
always willing to reward exceptional uses of this format
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
oh man we are SO back
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
some experts disagree
a screenshot of one of the GOAT tweets (koko birkin bag)
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the day we remove the parasitic tumors on society that are prediction markets cannot come soon enough
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
this kind of statement should get someone baker acted
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
well she's an adult so this makes some sense
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it could be that, or it could be that we assassinated their head of state and then lied every single day after that about the state of negotiations
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
cool and diverse list, but not troubled at all that i have only heard of 4 of these names, and even then only really know who 2 of them even are
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I would like someone to ask Donald Trump to point to Lake Ontario on a map
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
did not realize there was a Libertarian Bike Movement, although it appears like all libertarian causes to be based mostly on oppositional defiant disorder
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
it’s such a rush to spot a native bluesky poster in their natural habitat
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
looking great coach!
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
trying to imagine the reaction if obama had tweeted "praise be to allah" and my brain is completely melting
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
this seems like a setup to fire jeanine pirro. there's no way they can bring a new prosecution after she filed a brief saying the liner failed because of a botched installation job.
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i can't roll my eyes hard enough at the second sentence. completely unserious branch of government
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
my cat when confronted with literally any door
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
thinking about the person i saw on here during the world cup claim that most americans either had been or knew someone who had been struck by lightning
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
again, the follow up here is “what are you talking about?”
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
there’s a non-zero chance that Bernie Moreno drawing this much attention to himself right now is an enormous, career-derailing tactical failure
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
this is the greatest use of the speech bubble joke i've ever seen
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Jack Byrom @jackbyrom.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i too have this gift. it's called voting for someone else.
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