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J. Rohr

@jackblankhsh.bsky.social
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Fiction writer and film critic. I also make music in a band called Beerfinger. Chicago Indie Critics. linktr.ee/JRohr?utm_source=linktree…

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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 20h
WHALEFALL is surpringly more meaningful than it's premise implies and while it isn't just a gross out nightmare scenario, there's enough of that to make for squirm inducing thrills... the only caveat being its only satisfying if you swallow a lot of disbelief. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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Whalefall Asks a Big Swallow
WHALEFALL offers a tense survival thriller with an unexpectedly emotional element for those willing to swallow its preposterous premise.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
EXTREMELY WEIRD SPLATTER is available tomorrow! Looking forward to folks enjoying this collection of fabulous frights which includes my own short story "A Parent Sacrifices" horrificscribblings.com/books/
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THE STUNT DRIVER is a surprisingly sincere comedy that could have easily mocked its inspiration, but instead finds more to offer in addition to laughs in this touching tale of perseverance about Ken "The Mad Canadien" Carter. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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The Stunt Driver Believes in Dreamers
THE STUNT DRIVER comedically captures the inspiring effort of Ken Carter to jump a mile-wide river in a rocket car because it sounded cool.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
CHRONOVISOR is a strange blend of things which mix into a thrilling search for answers that only inspire more questions... perhaps not for everyone, those who can engage with the movie on its terms will likely be fully absorbed by this avant-garde experience. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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Bizarre and Complex, Chronovisor Defies Definition
The avant-garde thriller CHRONOVISOR reminds viewers that the most intriguing art does not aspire to have the largest audience.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not too long ago I had the pleasure of performing at 20x2... and that moment is now watchable on YouTube... check it out and maybe float around to see the other sensational acts. youtu.be/x1D_8WivHYE?...
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20x2 Chicago: Was It Worth It? J Rohr
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Film Obsessive @filmobsessive.com · 12/08/2026
The End of Oak Street is a thrilling survival adventure flick that delivers delightful dinosaur mayhem in a way that is pure popcorn fun. filmobsessive.com?p=305689
(L-r) EWAN McGREGOR as Greg Platt and ANNE HATHAWAY as Denise Platt in “The End of Oak Street,” A Warner Bros. Pictures release. Husband and wife, Greg and Denise creep out into the night armed to investigate dinosaur activity in their suburb.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
THE END OF OAK STREET offers nearly nonstop dinosaur mayhem... there's a wonderful silliness to the film as it makes no real attempt to be anything other than amusing chaos and chomping jaws... & only those who are zero fun at barbecues would expect otherwise. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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The End of Oak Street is Dino-mite
The End of Oak Street is a thrilling survival adventure flick that delivers delightful dinosaur mayhem in a way that is pure popcorn fun.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
SUPER TROOPERS 3 does its best to recapture the irreverent magic of the first film but is mainly an amusing third flick for the fans... which still ain't bad... for more of what works and what doesn't check out my spoiler-free review at Film Obsessive. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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Super Troopers 3 Is Best for Fans
SUPER TROOPERS 3 does its best to recapture the irreverent magic of the first film but is ultimately an amusing third flick for the fans.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If you're looking for a casual watch, check out my review of THE DINK... an earnest comedy with enough laughs to be enjoyable and certainly better than watching the same old, same old for the thousandth time. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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The Dink Is Comfortably Familiar
THE DINK serves up a sentimental comedy that feels like a throwback to 90s flicks when being earnest mattered as much as a clever punchline.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
THE ODYSSEY delivers a superb interpretation of Homer's epic poem that's largely about how myths develop, why we need them, & the tragic side of being a hero...for more of what works, and the little that doesn't, check out my spoiler-free review at Film Obsessive. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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The Odyssey Reminds Why Myths Matter
The Odyssey is a cinematically superb adaptation of a classical epic that will remind viewers of the power and purpose of myth and movies.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
BARRIO TRISTE is an atmospheric flick that may be more poetic than found footage folks suspect... those looking for something violent and sinister might be let down, but those open to its aspirations will experience a solid first step for a visual director. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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Barrio Triste Flirts with Nightmares
More poetic than sinister, BARRIO TRISTE is a trippy fantasy/found-footage film flirting with the edge of nightmares.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Not bad for a band ads or live shows... someone recently described Beerfinger as a combination of Ratt, Poison, & Cannibal Corpse... not how I'd describe it but thanks for listening... lemme know if you agree with that after you check out The Wreck of Hope. open.spotify.com/album/7tXiDO...
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
THE FURIOUS is a refreshingly unique martial arts actioner that borrows from the past to pave a fresh future... if martial arts movies are your thing, this is everything you want in a movie... for more on why, check out my spoiler-free review at Film Obsessive. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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The Furious Is Brutally Brilliant
THE FURIOUS is a refreshingly unique martial arts actioner that borrows from the past to pave a fresh future.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My review of the summer's first "blockbuster"... Disclosure Day is likely to split audiences between those who delight in it's all sizzle and no steak adventure and those who can't see past its dreadfully unoriginal shallow themed plot. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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Disclosure Day Will Likely Divide
Though visually superb, Steven Spielberg's DISCLOSURE DAY delivers dull distractions instead of the deep delights it desires.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
On The Wreck of Hope, Beerfinger steers straight into darkness without surrendering to it. Inspired by sludge metal, gothic rock, and even the nautical dread of the video game Dredge, the album embraces a Romantic fascination with beauty amid ruin. beerfinger.bandcamp.com/album/the-wr...
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The Wreck of Hope, by Beerfinger
15 track album
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The Wreck of Hope is coming out June 3rd... which means we got a track list now... sludge inspired alt-metal with some punk sensibilities... featuring songs about loss, confessions of weakness, rage, and a strange optimism that can only come from harnessing a spark from the void to light the dark.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Mortal Kombat II aims to deliver a combo of gruesome action alongside self-aware comedy but can't find the balance necessary for a knockout. buff.ly/iH6Mrdu
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Mortal Kombat II, Far from Flawless Victory
Mortal Kombat II aims to deliver a combo of gruesome action alongside self-aware comedy but can't find the balance necessary for a knockout.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME is a satisfying sequel that leans into the comical... more often absurd fright flick than outright nightmare fuel, it's a fun ride with a few flaws, but nothing that ever derails this fresh fear feature. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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Ready or Not 2: Here I Come Satisfies Sequel Cravings
The bloody amusing READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME proves sequels can satisfy, even despite a few flaws.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Had the privilege of chatting with award-winning documentarian Gianfranco Rosi about his lasted feature Pompeii: Below the Clouds... check it out. filmobsessive.com/film/film-ne...
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Gianfranco Rosi Discusses Pompeii: Below the Clouds
Award-winning documentarian Gianfranco Rosi chats about his latest film POMPEII: BELOW THE CLOUDS, featuring a city suspended in time.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Jumping in on the last few hours of first Friday to remind that "Lost at Sea" the first single off the upcoming Beerfinger album "The Wreck of Hope" is available on Bandcamp... enjoy the alt-metal madness of this Dredge inspired track. beerfinger.bandcamp.com/track/lost-a...
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Lost at Sea, by Beerfinger
track by Beerfinger
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
THE BRIDE! fabulously doesn't aim to appeal to everyone... propelled by an award-worthy performance by Jessie Buckley, in an ambitious film that's main flaw may be trying to grasp too many stars as it shoots for the moon... only a few slipping away by a fingertip. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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The Bride! Rides the Lightning
Propelled by Jessie Buckley's award-worthy performance, THE BRIDE! is a visually splendid movie that happily aims not to please everyone.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Checking out THE BRIDE this evening... stay tuned... review coming soon!
Movie ad featuring Christian Bale and Jessie Buckley as the Frankenstein inspired main characters in THE BRIDE.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The cast and filmmakers of BIGHT did me the kindness of sitting down to chat about their erotic thriller... read my latest interview at Film Obsessive, or follow the link to watch it on YouTube. filmobsessive.com/film/film-ne...
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Chat with the Cast and Creators of BIGHT
The fabulous performers and marvelous moviemakers behind the erotic thriller BIGHT take a moment to talk about feature with Film Obsessive.
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Rock and a Hard Place @rhppress.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
AMERICAN GESTAPO: A new anthology from RHP Press this fall. We're looking for dark crime stories (2-7k words) about American fascism. Subs open Feb 15 to March 15. More info: bit.ly/4pTIdJF
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
BIGHT is a surprisingly engaging erotic thriller that manages to be about the emotional consequences of sexual entanglements rather than trite titillation... this isn't pretentious softcore masquerading as meaningful but a dark journey into a downward spiral. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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Bight Offers a Taut Erotic Thrill
Bight provides a dark descent into sexual entanglements turning into twisted knots choking off sanity as two couples fall into erotic ruin.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
IRON LUNG has a lot of portions that work well in isolation, but overall, it just doesn't come together into a captivating movie... yet, it may still appeal to fans of the video game... for more of what works & what doesn't check out my review at Film Obsessive . filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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Iron Lung Services the Fans
IRON LUNG is an admirable effort to adapt a frightening video game, but Markiplier and crew make one for the fans more than wider audiences.
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Rock and a Hard Place @rhppress.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
THIS MONTH ON STONE'S THROW: Photographers say the camera helps distance them from their subjects. But sometimes it brings them even closer. Read @fugitivecourier.bsky.social's great story today: bit.ly/45EN7mS
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON'T DIE has so much going for it that the fact little of it works is a damn shame... it's the kind of movie that will leave anyone who watches wondering what better version could have been. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die Unluckily Dies Funless
GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON'T DIE wastes a great cast in a promising premise spoiled by telling the story instead of letting viewers see it.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Hey Chicagoland, quick reminder that I'll be performing live at Cary's Lounge along with an assortment of amazing storytellers sharing true tales of when the evening goes off the rails... join us if you can for THE WILD NIGHT! fb.me/e/7tKnBcm4u
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Redirecting...
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE solidifies the abstract aspects of its predecessor into a tale of how hope stays alive even in wicked ways... equal parts horrifying and emotionally impacting, it's an excellent sequel. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple Keeps Hope Alive
28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE solidifies the abstract aspects of its predecessor into a tale of how hope stays alive even in wicked ways.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Checking out 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple... review coming soon... stay tuned!
Movie ad for 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE featuring release dates and social media info... picture of a man with no shirt on wearing leather pants howling in a forest of bones.
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Tractor Beam @tractorbeamearth.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
In “The Valley In Thaw,” a long-dormant robot awakens to witness the seasonal rebirth of a valley and the fragile persistence of lives, human and otherwise, that occupy it. Read the final story from our Winter Issue, written by @epbirdsall.bsky.social and illustrated by Xiang Yata, out now!
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The Valley in Thaw | Tractor Beam
If this is our home, how can we care for it?
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
MY NEIGHBOR ADOLF is a curious film mingling irony, occasional humor, and empathy to compose a Hasidic parable about healing old wounds and finding hope again after the darkest times. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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My Neighbor Adolf Inspires Hope
MY NEIGHBOR ADOLF conjures a Hasidic parable that smartly blends irony with empathy to tell a tale of healing and hope in the darkest times.
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Seize The Press Magazine @seizethepress.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
We're putting together a mailing list for short fiction reviewers and critics to get review copies of the magazine. So if you're a short fiction reviewer - first off you're doing the lord's work - but also email me at jonny@seizethepress.com and I'll add you to our shiny new reviewers list.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
OBEX is a quirky Lynchian look at loneliness that involves an individual's surreal sojourn into a video game... anyone interested in Eraserhead meets Legend of Zelda may enjoy, though the movie is more about the infinite potential for imagination to feed isolation. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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Obex Explores Lynchian Loneliness
OBEX offers a surreal look at isolation as a computer enthusiast slips into the reality of a computer game that may save or destroy him.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Although I hoped to finish another album before year's end, I only got three tracks done... still, no reason not to put out "Lost at Sea" first single off the upcoming album "The Wreck of Hope"... song inspired by too many hours playing the video game Dredge. beerfinger.bandcamp.com/track/lost-a...
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Lost at Sea, by Beerfinger
track by Beerfinger
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
WE BURY THE DEAD may seem on paper a cliché driven zombie adventure...but this movie manages to offer a compelling thriller fueled by several moments that shift the perception of events in ways that make things vastly more unsettling & tragic. #filmreview #horror filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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We Bury the Dead Digs up Gold
WE BURY THE DEAD turns its clichéd premise into a gripping emotional drama full of engaging horror and disquieting visuals.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
ANACONDA is slithering into theaters... this meta-reboot of a '97 cult classic does the bare minimum to squeeze a few truly satisfying laughs out of a concept that's fun at least once. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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Anaconda Can't Quite Crush It
Anaconda is a meta-reboot of a '97 cult classic that does the bare minimum to squeeze together an amusing horror comedy worth streaming once.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
"Let the Kids Drown" is a song I'm the most proud of... it came together over time and in a certain way, without intention... that's to say what I thought the song might be isn't what it became... it's an example of letting go to let the art become it's own story. open.spotify.com/track/21motY...
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
BEERFINGER getting in on bandcamp first Friday... Along the Winter River is a sludgy post-rock heavy alt metal assortment of dread and nihilistic anguish with an odd optimism... grab a track or two or the whole album! #music beerfinger.bandcamp.com/album/along-...
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Along the Winter River, by Beerfinger
14 track album
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Rock and a Hard Place @rhppress.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
SUBS WINDOW OPENS TOMORROW! For January, give us noir about dreams. Maybe it’s petty dreams about gangland glory. Let’s kick off 2026 by taking a look at “what dreams may come,” and what happens next when all your dreams come true . . . or don’t. Subs open from Dec 1-4: bit.ly/4fQLeGx
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
My latest retrospective looks at GET CARTER... how a 1971 cult classic inevitably resulted in a bad remake because remakes are in Hollywood's DNA. filmobsessive.com/film/film-fe...
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Get Carter a Classic Remake Mistake
Get Carter reenvisioned noir in 1971, but the cult classic eventually became as much a lesson in neo-noir as a cautionary tale about remakes.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
My latest review at Film Obsessive looks at THE THING WITH FEATHERS, an adaptation of a prose-poetry book that tries to capture a vibe it falls just short of emulating... the style is there, but the substance is lacking. filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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The Thing with Feathers Fails to Fly
The Thing with Feathers is an adaptation of the prose-poetry by Max Porter Grief is the Thing with Feathers that reminds the book is better.
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Apparently Spotify makes a playlist for artists full of other music they feel matches... interesting to see what they think Beerfinger is like. #music open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...
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Beerfinger Radio
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Film Obsessive @filmobsessive.com · 22/11/2025
The Thing with Feathers is an adaptation of the prose-poetry by Max Porter Grief is the Thing with Feathers that reminds the book is better. buff.ly/vCW8Nzs
A man is feverishly drawing in The Thing With Feathers.
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Rock and a Hard Place @rhppress.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
SUBS OPEN DEC. 1: For January, give us noir on the theme of dreams. Maybe it’s petty dreams about gangland glory. Let’s kick off the new year by taking a look at “what dreams may come,” and what happens next when all your dreams come true . . . or don’t. Subs open from Dec 1-4: bit.ly/4fQLeGx
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
RENTAL FAMILY is a quiet comedy-drama about the need for connection in an increasingly atomised society, propelled by a remarkably subtle performance from Brendan Fraser... it may overreach a bit, but squeezes the heart in a way that can be refreshing. #filmreview filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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Rental Family Will Revive a Lost Smile
Hikari shows the nature and necessity of human interaction in RENTAL FAMILY, a quiet comedy-drama about meaningful connection.
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Cursed Morsels @cursedmorsels.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Remember, submissions aren't open yet for our next zine bundle, but we can't wait to see what you send in the first week of December! 5 zines, 5 prompts, and 5 possible pieces for you to submit--with a 10 cents per word payment to boot! cursedmorsels.com/submission-c...
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Submission Calls
OPEN Zine call (December 1st through 7th) Zine PromptsFor this zine bundle, I’m looking for written pieces about these five prompts: -Cunty Horrors (cunty horror microfiction and mini-essays …
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J. Rohr @jackblankhsh.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
If you go to THE RUNNING MAN expecting a dark satire that will skewer our current dystopia to its core, you'll be disappointed... accepting this is just pulpy popcorn escapism gives a good chance of killing boredom. #filmreview filmobsessive.com/film/new-rel...
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The Running Man Is a Pleasing Popcorn Thriller
THE RUNNING MAN is a refreshing remake that honors its origins while being a salient social commentary full of visual storytelling thrills.
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Cursed Morsels @cursedmorsels.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Best places to performatively read our books: -The Nightmare Box and Other Stories: directly outside former Black Panthers HQ in Oakland, California. -Lupus in Fabula: the flooded streets of a sad, strange town. -Shaky Pictures of Vanished Faces: a coffee shop you'll never find your way back from.
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