Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Keep this in your pocket for whenever someone tells you your interests are weird. I bet they're not this weird. 000
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I can't believe I'm intentionally leaving in some flubs so my work videos don't seem like AI. They aren't. If they were I'd post them a lot more regularly. They're a lot of work I don't really have time for. 000
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh wow, a full show??? With Isbell, Hood, and Cooley not shitfaced on Jack Daniel's? Well. So much for my productivity the rest of the day. I may pass out from nostalgia during Decoration Day. 000
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Maybe it's just that I kind of lost myself in the intervening years & have only recently "become myself" again, so that's why being reminded of that time by music that was incredibly important to me then produces a visceral reaction now. It's not a bad thing at all. Glad to be "back" as I should be. 000
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was taken by surprise by being moved to tears watching a video of Jason Isbell reuniting with Drive-By Truckers to play Outfit this past week. The album that was on and the umpteen shows with him in DBT I saw back then were during a emotionally intense time in my life, and I guess that resurfaced. 100
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026See, it IS possible to jail a high-ranking politician in the US. Let's do it again with the current administration leaders. 010
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh dear. I'm entirely too sleepy for a Monday. I'd like to exchange it for a Sunday, please. 000
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My phone hates me. Despite all my attempts to prevent my work email from doing notifications on the weekend, I get them anyway. Maybe I should threaten the phone with a hammer.... 000
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Also, early voting isn't possible yet due to "technical issues." This is in an office run by a Democrat. A crooked af pardoned felon currently under indictment again, yes, likely concerned his indicted wife will lose to a Dem write-in candidate. I sure hope she does. 000
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have nothing against candy corn. But this? The mere idea of how sugary it must smell makes me queasy. 010
Reposted by Ace KingWAND News @wandnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Shelter pauses stray cat acceptance; seeks fosters for healthy cats at the facilityhttps://www.wandtv.com/2026/10/02/contagious-cat-virus-found-sangamon-county-animal-control-adoption-center/ 022
Reposted by Ace KingCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026THURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-Al generated CAT-RELATED art/crafts and I will repost! From now until 3:30 pm EDT. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy! 3146481
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am appalled by how worried I am this may actually happen. 000
Reposted by Ace KingWAND News @wandnews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Happy Tails is back! Every Wednesday, WAND will feature animals from the Decatur & Macon County Animal Shelter Foundation (DMCASF). www.wandtv.com/2026/09/30/wands-hap… 011
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Starting the day with an email from a client angry that he "gave me a few days to respond" after returning to the office and hadn't heard anything. I had a very clear out-of-office email responder, returned to the office *yesterday*, and had meetings half the day. Don't be this guy. 011
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Excellent, and I'm going to do the same. Lean into the eccentric scientist trope. 100
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I never wear a suit. I meet by zoom and phone only. My practice is successful. I know my practice is too modern for certain kinds of clients and I'm totally OK with that. 020
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am stepping in as IP co-counsel for another local attorney and I had forgotten that they do in-person meetings, and even at their clients' offices 😱. I hope they won't mind I won't be wearing a suit. I have my limits 😁 220
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The endless encroachment of Christmas is an affront to Halloween and to general rationality 010
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026On grounds of being merely descriptive they shouldn't, but the rules never apply to him, so probably 000
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Got some bones from Etsy to use for making jewelry. Ethically sourced. Chicken bones. To me, they have zero smell. To the dogs, well, they have what I call the "Chicken Crazies" like my cats did when my ex brought Popeyes home. This could be a problem. Also Emmett tried to eat a bead I let him sniff 010
Reposted by Ace KingAheadByEcho @aheadbyecho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is a public service announcement (without guitars): Today and tomorrow are the first days you can vote early in Illinois. 8:30 to 4:30. If the blood clot won't do its job, then we have to do the work ourselves. 021
Reposted by Ace KingWAND News @wandnews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This week's WAND's Happy Tails features George and Bookworm!wandtv.comWAND’s Happy Tails featuring George and BookwormHappy tails is back! Every Wednesday, WAND will feature animals from the Decatur & Macon County Animal Shelter Foundation (DMCASF). 011
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My favorite slogan after a mild gummy or a couple of drinks: Why can't I feel this good all the time? 110
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg that's beyond pathetic. I have. My video on provisional patent applications last week had over 500 views and I'm not not even president of my local bar association, let alone POTUS. My brother gets more people watching him play Madden football video games on Twitch. 011
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Did you know it's the 40th anniversary of the founding of Cathouse Hollywood? Taime is playing sold out shows over in Europe, & Riki is running Cathouse South with awesome merch & the best coffee & doing successful spoken word shows. Congrats to both for the Cathouse legacy & still rocking. 🖤😻 000
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Due to unfortunate tequila-related incidents in my youth, it's edibles instead. If I'd only known then I was ruining the possibility of enjoying margaritas as an adult... bonus to the edibles for no hangover though! 110
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I spent most of my working life working for someone else, and it's much much better working only for my clients and not also a boss. I have a rather good job. That said, if I could open a nicely profitable oddities, curiosities, and other spooky goods shop, I'd do that instead in a heartbeat. 😁👻 020
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026As much as I'm bitching about my job, I do love having my own practice, and most of my clients are wonderful. It's when I let the other clients, admin burden, and entitled rude enquiries make me lose sight of that it's high time for a burnout break so I can return fresh to do good work. 230
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Day 3 of my staycation. My mother says "normal pleasant Julie" has returned already. Then I told her how my phone, against instructions, notified me of an email from a particular client, and my first thought was " never contact me again." So I definitely need at least the rest of the week off. 010
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My name is Emmett. Sometimes I get shut in the dark garage when I follow someone into it and they didn't notice. When that happens, I just sit by the door into the house until someone notices. I don't bark or paw at the door. Why not? Because I am a man of mystery. 030
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026No, it isn't believable. Even if it were true, they would have had it coming after centuries, nearly millenia, of persecuting, executing, torturing, etc. non-Christians. Or even those not being the "right kind" of Christian. 010
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Well surely this along with the new AI Force, oh, I guess that's SI Force now, will solve all our AI issues and keep it from destroying humanity one way or another. Jfc. 010
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Enjoy my little house gremlin. If we let him, he'll do this until he can barely breathe because he's panting so hard. I don't know how he doesn't get dizzy. 010
Reposted by Ace KingWCIA 3 News @wcia3news.bsky.social · 21/09/2026After its kennels were temporarily emptied, one animal shelter in Vermilion County is reopening its doors. www.wcia.com/news/vermilion-county/… 011
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Good for you! These drugs can truly save your life. I wish you success with it. We need you around and healthy for a long time! 000
Reposted by Ace KingCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m never really tempted by the kittens at the shelter, it’s always the sweet senior kitties that make me wish we had room for one more. Just look at this wonderful old man baby, Castor. 🥹 www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe... 1013396309
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Emmett, while sleeping, has kicked me in the groin and the tit in the last 5 minutes, and he let out a big sigh like he's the one who is being kicked. He's so dramatic. 000
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Officially on staycation for a week. A week of doing fuck all that relates to practicing law. A week of chilling out so I am less tempted to begin an email reply to a client with profanity. Burnout is dangerous if not addressed. I hope a week is enough. 011
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Nearly finished. I particularly like the bloodstains on the rabbit's paws. 000
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you are ever in Champaign-Urbana, check out Spineless Books in Lincoln Square Mall. Buy their wares. 000
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Two of my friends I met in high school, who just married each other last year, have opened a very cool bookshop in my town. It has a light cafe, art exhibits, poetry readings, and live music on occasion. I just picked up these two beauties there this week. How could I not? 010
Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I swear clients and leads can sense I'm about to be out of the office for a week, like a shark senses blood in the water. I need 2 clones, stat, for tomorrow. 000