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Ace King

@jaceking.bsky.social
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Rock & roll, punk, horror, witchcraft, folklore, animals, painting, & IP law. Opinionated. Servant of the late HRH Doofy, Duke of Fur 😺; the late Kitty 😺; & Milo & Emmett 🐶🐶. Also @kingpatentlaw.com and Avoid the Legal Horrors podcast.

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WAND News @wandnews.bsky.social · 16h
Happy Tails is back! Every Wednesday, WAND will feature animals from the Decatur & Macon County Animal Shelter Foundation (DMCASF). www.wandtv.com/2026/09/30/wands-hap… 
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Starting the day with an email from a client angry that he "gave me a few days to respond" after returning to the office and hadn't heard anything. I had a very clear out-of-office email responder, returned to the office *yesterday*, and had meetings half the day. Don't be this guy.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reposting because this should be everywhere
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I never wear a suit. I meet by zoom and phone only. My practice is successful. I know my practice is too modern for certain kinds of clients and I'm totally OK with that.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am stepping in as IP co-counsel for another local attorney and I had forgotten that they do in-person meetings, and even at their clients' offices 😱. I hope they won't mind I won't be wearing a suit. I have my limits 😁
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got some bones from Etsy to use for making jewelry. Ethically sourced. Chicken bones. To me, they have zero smell. To the dogs, well, they have what I call the "Chicken Crazies" like my cats did when my ex brought Popeyes home. This could be a problem. Also Emmett tried to eat a bead I let him sniff
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AheadByEcho @aheadbyecho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a public service announcement (without guitars): Today and tomorrow are the first days you can vote early in Illinois. 8:30 to 4:30. If the blood clot won't do its job, then we have to do the work ourselves.
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WAND News @wandnews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This week's WAND's Happy Tails features George and Bookworm!
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WAND’s Happy Tails featuring George and Bookworm
Happy tails is back! Every Wednesday, WAND will feature animals from the Decatur & Macon County Animal Shelter Foundation (DMCASF).
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg that's beyond pathetic. I have. My video on provisional patent applications last week had over 500 views and I'm not not even president of my local bar association, let alone POTUS. My brother gets more people watching him play Madden football video games on Twitch.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did you know it's the 40th anniversary of the founding of Cathouse Hollywood? Taime is playing sold out shows over in Europe, & Riki is running Cathouse South with awesome merch & the best coffee & doing successful spoken word shows. Congrats to both for the Cathouse legacy & still rocking. 🖤😻
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I spent most of my working life working for someone else, and it's much much better working only for my clients and not also a boss. I have a rather good job. That said, if I could open a nicely profitable oddities, curiosities, and other spooky goods shop, I'd do that instead in a heartbeat. 😁👻
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As much as I'm bitching about my job, I do love having my own practice, and most of my clients are wonderful. It's when I let the other clients, admin burden, and entitled rude enquiries make me lose sight of that it's high time for a burnout break so I can return fresh to do good work.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Day 3 of my staycation. My mother says "normal pleasant Julie" has returned already. Then I told her how my phone, against instructions, notified me of an email from a particular client, and my first thought was " never contact me again." So I definitely need at least the rest of the week off.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My name is Emmett. Sometimes I get shut in the dark garage when I follow someone into it and they didn't notice. When that happens, I just sit by the door into the house until someone notices. I don't bark or paw at the door. Why not? Because I am a man of mystery.
Blenheim Cavalier King Charles Spaniel  on a maroon sofa, looking into the distance.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No, it isn't believable. Even if it were true, they would have had it coming after centuries, nearly millenia, of persecuting, executing, torturing, etc. non-Christians. Or even those not being the "right kind" of Christian.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well surely this along with the new AI Force, oh, I guess that's SI Force now, will solve all our AI issues and keep it from destroying humanity one way or another. Jfc.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Enjoy my little house gremlin. If we let him, he'll do this until he can barely breathe because he's panting so hard. I don't know how he doesn't get dizzy.
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WCIA 3 News @wcia3news.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
After its kennels were temporarily emptied, one animal shelter in Vermilion County is reopening its doors. www.wcia.com/news/vermilion-county/… 
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m never really tempted by the kittens at the shelter, it’s always the sweet senior kitties that make me wish we had room for one more. Just look at this wonderful old man baby, Castor. 🥹 www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First day of staycation. I'm already happier.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Emmett, while sleeping, has kicked me in the groin and the tit in the last 5 minutes, and he let out a big sigh like he's the one who is being kicked. He's so dramatic.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Officially on staycation for a week. A week of doing fuck all that relates to practicing law. A week of chilling out so I am less tempted to begin an email reply to a client with profanity. Burnout is dangerous if not addressed. I hope a week is enough.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nearly finished. I particularly like the bloodstains on the rabbit's paws.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you are ever in Champaign-Urbana, check out Spineless Books in Lincoln Square Mall. Buy their wares.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Two of my friends I met in high school, who just married each other last year, have opened a very cool bookshop in my town. It has a light cafe, art exhibits, poetry readings, and live music on occasion. I just picked up these two beauties there this week. How could I not?
A hardback Dracula novel, illustrated by Edward Gorey, with a flocked red cover, and a black and silver collection of the ghost stories of M.R. James
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I swear clients and leads can sense I'm about to be out of the office for a week, like a shark senses blood in the water. I need 2 clones, stat, for tomorrow.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-Al generated CAT-RELATED art/crafts and I will repost! From now until 6:30 pm EDT. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy!
Photo of my fluffy white cat Francie meowing at the camera with her little pink, toothless mouth open looking like the cutest lil gremlin. The words art show are written in sloppy digital crayon above and below her face.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How tf do I have more jewelry making supplies than I have room for yet still not quite what I need to make what I want?
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How do the rest of us get enrolled in the same kind of benefits-cushy and almost-no-attendance-ot- work-required kind of job the US House of Representatives allows its members to have these days? I'm willing to avoid hard work for big money too! Gimmie!
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WAND News @wandnews.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This week's WAND Happy Tails features Baby Pink and Corine!
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WAND’s Happy Tails featuring Baby Pink and Corine
Happy tails is back! Every Wednesday, WAND will feature animals from the Decatur & Macon County Animal Shelter Foundation (DMCASF).
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did I need to see a cat posting Duran Duran lyrics today? Yes I did. Maybe you did, too.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Got almost no sleep last night due to anxious dog. Coffee was delicious (Cathouse Coffee Punkn!) but couldn't overcome the tired. Fibromyalgia kicking in. Vacation doesn't start until Saturday and must do many many work things before then. I used to love a good thunderstorm. Pre-dogs.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Guess which one of these potatoes snores the loudest. By a lot. Poor little short-muzzled dude. Somehow it's cute. If a man next to me snored that much he'd be exiled to another room.
Potatoes? No, two cavalier king charles spaniels, one blenheim and one ruby, synchronized sleeping on a gray floral duvet cover
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Reality in the US is now such clown shoes the headlines are nothing anyone from even 20 years ago would believe could be true. They're too damn absurd.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I do NOT like it when the Roomba makes an announcement after everyone has gone to bed. 😱
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All the big US AI company heads suddenly calling for pumping the brakes? Some truly terrifying shit happened they aren't telling us about. What we know about is scary enough. This was utterly predictable, btw. Utterly.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's Adopt a Less Adoptable Pet week! We only adopt cats that are "less adoptable" due to FIV and I've known countless amazing cats at the shelter that were overlooked for too long due to age, medical issues, or behavioral challenges. Please consider the "less adoptables" if you can!
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm late to the show here but HE'S ALIVE AND OUT IN PUBLIC??? I truly thought he was at best incapable of speech, and likely fully incapacitated. Makes it all the weirder that there was no credible proof of life before today.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Man, zero respect for Ed Sheeran. Coward. My friends in far less lucrative bands speak their minds about politics & social issues regularly & don't mind losing "fans" over it. I don't mind losing potential clients over speaking my mind. It's a small price to pay for not being complicit via silence.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love this restaurant. Especially because they will make my chicken vindaloo mild for my aging digestive system. My dad, who once would have done just fine with hot wings challenges but also had to give up spicy food eventually, would have loved that, too.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey, I know what IS a sick conspiracy. We all do, Pedo Prez.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's Monday morning in a batshit world. So here's Milo showing off his leggy fringe.
A rube cavalier king charles spaniel showing off his fringey legs
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
85 seconds to midnight. Feels about right. I do worry less about retirement these days.
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WCIA 3 News @wcia3news.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Alison Dupre from CATsNAP joined us for Pet on the Set and introduced Pico, a cat looking for his forever home. www.wcia.com/pet-on-the-set/pet-on-… 
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WCIA 3 News @wcia3news.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There were many heroes on September 11, 2001, but over 300 of them were dogs, here are some of their stories.
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Remembering the search and rescue dogs of Ground Zero
More than 300 dogs played vital roles in the search and recovery efforts following the September 11 terrorist attacks.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Finally we are going to be more humane to humans facing certain unpleasant death. My dad sure wished he could have legally been helped along when he decided he didn't want to suffer anymore.
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Vigil. Something small and quiet is keeping watch under all that ironwork, and it has nowhere else to be. An elaborate fleur-de-lis chandelier connector in antiqued silver color, hung with cascading chains and a single black skull bead at the center. boneandclaw.etsy.com/listing/4569...
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Watcher. Some things are worn to see. This one is worn to be seen by. A silver eye charm, lashes fanned out like rays, framed above and below by pale stone-colored glass beads. It has been keeping watch a lot longer than you have. boneandclaw.etsy.com/listing/4573...
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Stag's Reckoning. Something left its mark on the hawthorn and moved on. A pale branching antler charm paired with a silvery stag's head, wire-wrapped and hung together like two halves of the same story: one bone-colored, one silvered, both watching. boneandclaw.etsy.com/listing/4569...
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Ace King @jaceking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Red Hunger. Everyone wants to make a deal with something that bites. Fewer bother reading the terms first. A small silver fanged charm, dripping with faceted red crystal beads, playful enough for a wink and sharp enough to mean it anyway. boneandclaw.etsy.com/listing/4573...
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