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RILEY JABOUR!!!

@jabourasaurus.bsky.social
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Radio party clown. Local D-List Celebrity. Listener of punk rock. Embarrassingly big wrestling fan. Eat the rich. www.linktr.ee/rileyjabour

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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Do we think Justin Trudeau is making Katy Perry watch the Hip rebroadcast right now?
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
FUNNY OR NOT FUNNY: I’m going on vacation for two weeks and I want to make my out of office reply “Hi! I’m gone and not checking emails, but in the meantime if you need something urgent please contact [CEO of our incredibly large company].”
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
With the beard Daddy Magic kinda looks like if Jared Leto were normal. #WrestleSky
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Small thing I just noticed and appreciate: the AEW voiceover guy pronounced “Montreal” right in the Redemption intro package, not in that weird way Americans say it. #WrestleSky
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Rainmaker Chris Jericho at Redemption eh? #WrestleSky
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Putting this out to the #WrestleSky community: I’m gonna be interviewing Speedball Mike Bailey next week ahead of AEW Redemption coming to Montreal! Any burning questions you want me to ask? Picture for attention.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I need to preface this by stating that this is a genuine question and I am not doing a bit: is movie stunt training a trend in fitness right now? I am getting a simply UNBELIEVABLE number of targeted ads for an assortment of courses to become a stuntman. What is happening on my algorithm. Help me.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They did my boy so dirty.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Streetlight Manifesto finally released half an album and Sami Zayn finally won the WWE championship all in the same week. This cannot be a coincidence folks. Ska is back.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Kenny Omega says that he’s out for redemption after he wins on Sunday. That pretty well confirms his plans for Montreal. #WrestleSky youtu.be/n3jKpKCMKNs?...
youtu.be
Arrested Development - "Hey, that's the name of the show"
YouTube video by Next Best Thing
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Cope in the Hip hoodie on Dynamite, Canadiana activated. #WrestleSky
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
#Urbanism x #WrestleSky Part 3:
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The convergence of Urbanist Bluesky and Wrestlesky continues. This website has it all.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My Bluesky feed is equal parts pro wrestling and urbanism. It was only a matter of time until these two feeds converged. This post is the convergence point.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
gonna start going to the doctor every day so they can measure my biceps and say “oh wow what a big healthy boy” and give me a lollipop
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Humbly floating it into the universe that following his heel turn, Sami Zayn should start using Ride Or Die by The Dirty Nil as his entrance theme. #WrestleSky (This may or may not be inspired by the fact that I’m still jazzed off the Nil show this past Friday.)
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
There’s always a subset of professional wrestlers that dress like magicians and a subset of professional wrestlers that dress like used car salesmen but tonight Chris Jericho is dressed like he sells cars previously used by magicians. #AEWDoN
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I don’t know how cold it is in the Louie Armstrong right now but I swear I could see both Mox and KOR’s breath a minute ago. #AEW
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
There’s a new Star Wars out tomorrow and no one cares because it doesn’t look any good. Then I remembered how Wrestlemania came and went this year and I didn’t care because it didn’t look any good (it wasn’t) and I’m way more an AEW guy. Star Wars guys: do you have that? What’s the AEW of Star Wars?
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is a weird first thought but I so badly need them to turn up in Mystery Wrestling at least once. Please.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The technological development that the tech bros swear is coming for all of our jobs is just Charlie Kelly trapped inside of a computer.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Angine de Poitrine reminded me of something but I couldn’t put my finger on it until just now. ENDUT! HOCH HECH!
Eastern Europe’s favourite cat and mouse team, Worker and Parasite, also known as Рабочий И Паразит.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Alright, while #AEWRevolution has been a night of returns and surprises both good (Cope & Cage, Ospreay) and bad (Rousey), I’m just gonna throw out there that Dynasty is in Vancouver in less than a month and if Kyle O’Reilly misses that card I’m going to be supremely bummed for him.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This morning AEW is streaming every single Texas Death Match they've ever done on YouTube for free so go drink a coffee and watch Hangman drink Swerve's blood directly out of his face. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MYp...
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EVERY Texas Death Match in AEW! | AEW Timelines
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I was absolutely not expecting an Emily Haines & The Soft Skeleton reference in a Platinum Max Caster freestyle but here we are.
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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This is all Tate McRae's fault.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Every time they have cut to Gretzky the entire Olympics he has been seated in the shadows, dressed in all black, and glowering like a supervillain.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Just for clarity, we all find that Scottie’s commercial with the kids singing We Will Rock You deeply deeply unpleasant right?
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My smart speaker just told me the forecast for today has a high of “phone.” Boy am I glad we are baking this remarkable AI into every corner of our lives.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Somewhere in America there is someone who works at a law firm specializing in custody and child support waking up this morning realizing they missed the biggest advertising opportunity of their life by not taking out spots during the Kid Rock thing last night.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Do you have any idea how disappointing it is to turn on the TV expecting to see Green Day and instead seeing the US MILITARY?
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Professional wrestling is the greatest sport on Earth (Part 2) youtu.be/EX7EtoxC_BA?...
youtu.be
'Brawl at the Hall' brings together pro wrestling and symphonic music
YouTube video by CBC News Manitoba
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This is absolutely just a half-cooked thought but is Noah Kahan just Frightened Rabbit if Scott Hutchison was from New England?
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Professional wrestling is the greatest sport on Earth.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Me every time Darby Allin is on my television screen.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
@rmtransit.bsky.social Random question: I remember one of your videos saying Kingston, Ontario’s Via Rail station was one of the busiest on the network, but I can’t remember where it ranked. 3rd, 4th, 5th busiest? Somewhere around there? Do you have that number handy anywhere?
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Looked up why they’re called the Dodgers and it turns out it evolved from the the nickname Trolly Dodgers because back in the day their fans kept nearly getting hit by streetcars. That’s like re-naming the Frontenacs to the Kingston Ontario That One House On Centennial That Buses Keep Driving Into.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Just heard a Gen Z walking past the lineup for the Sloan show wonder aloud “is it last name Sloan or first name Sloan?” and immediately felt 100 years old.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A lot of people don’t know this but Would by Alice In Chains is also about Travis Kelce’s hog.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I fucking love watching bad things happen to yankees. Also I am told there is a baseball game on.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
This is where I post from
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Someone please tell me @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social’s set time for tonight so I know when I need to roll out to the ol’ PUP show!
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Overheard at the Menzingers show: “You going in the pit?” “FUCK no. I have work in the morning. I am thirty six years old.”
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
As a radio guy I actually kinda like Spotify DJ. Not because it’s good (it very much is not) but because it sucks so hard that it might inspire someone with actual talent to go “this fucking sucks, I could do this” and then go do it.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
CM Punk 40 seconds after learning the new pope is from Chicago
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
new pope just dropped
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I’m not a sports guy so maybe this is more widely known, but I always see the trailer for that Boston Celtics documentary before The Last Of Us starts; at any point in that doc do they address why they pronounce Celtics like that?
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Down With The Sickness by Disturbed is The New Noise by Refused for people with Blue Lives Matter flags.
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Please tell me this was the gun recovered from the scene
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RILEY JABOUR!!! @jabourasaurus.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Strategic voting isn’t enough, I need my least favourite candidate to suffer psychic damage when I vote against them.
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