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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oxygen may now reach his brain.

Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Montreal has at least four players on their bottom six who are 15-20 goal threats. That won them the game tonight and will win a few more.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Goals by Anderson, Bolduc, and Carrier. Just like the Habs drew it up.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sign of improvement: Montreal has doubled the amount of shots it allows before the first goal against.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Everyone on camera at Scotiabank Arena is staring into their phones instead of cheering.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Alfie gets a mix of cheers and boos when introduced to the Toronto crowd.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Montreal's third and fourth lines are now made of Therrien-era Top 6 talent.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not sweating tonight's game too much. How did Montreal's season begin last year? With a loss in Toronto. The result was rendered meaningless.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One of my thoughts leading into tomorrow: It's in extremely bad taste for any federal employee to book recreational time off Mon/Tue and/or Thu/Fri this week. I've noticed lighter traffic on my commute in Ottawa the last two days.

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

SENATOR: I have these text messages that put you in Saskatchewan watching the Roughriders. The very city that you claim to have never been in. You are under arrest for perjury. You are dead meat. WITNESS: (ruffling papers) actually I was seeing the Ottawa Rough Riders.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dear David Alter: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TRY THE GOLDEN PALACE EGG ROLLS IN OTTAWA

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I'm Matthew Knies and this trade falls through I'm demanding one anyway. For observers, I think it's the funniest scenario. Losing him for lower value because your org can't keep its mouth shut. That would be a very Toronto thing to happen.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This will be the first year I don't go to the Ottawa Charge home opener. I may never see them live again until they have an independent owner. I do not want to send a message that I'm OK with the league ripping at the fabric of all its teams every offseason.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tip of the hat to the competing broadcaster.

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Would you bring an iced coffee to an angry Rolling Stone response about Choosing Texas

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

HE DID IT! NFL RECORD

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That oughta make Kittle feel better after that holding call. #FTTB

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just saw a an *Alberta government* ad on DAZN which used the phrase "Stand up for a sovereign Alberta within a united Canada" in regards to the upcoming referendum(s). Given the one question most people are fixated on, this seems insane.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's nice having someone you can just lob it 40 yards to for the first time since... Randy Moss was a 49er, I guess? #FTTB

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eric-branch.bsky.social @eric-branch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Deebo Samuel's stats: 0 catches 80 yards TD #49ers

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! #FTTB

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's a good thing Jalen Brunson has another career to fall back on.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sure, Thorpe drew attention to himself. But this Habs team has two brothers struggling the make the lineup who throw hands better than he does, so it's getting punched in the face for pretty much nothing.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Brandon Tanev's facial expression when he was waived. Also his facial expression when he wakes up in the morning, has lunch, watches his favourite TV show, etc....

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fun Ottawa streetview game: Pick a busy street corner, and keep going back in time until there are a whole bunch of newspaper boxes.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"We're offering free transit in Ottawa this weekend." "How much is this free transit weekend?" "It's free." "And when is this weekend?" "It's this weekend." "And how much does it cost?" "Um, it's free." "I see. And when is it?" "It's this weekend." "And what are you charging for this free weekend?"

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Matt Barrows @mattbarrows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I feel like Kristin Juszczyk should create a juice box-themed outfit and sell it for $14,926.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My first response when he did this on Sunday was "Cool celly. Juice drinking his juice." Damn right he should appeal. #FTTB

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Anyone who buys this is also forced to legally change their first name to 'Mark.'

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

David Eby essentially doing the same thing Doug Ford did.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's International Huzzah Day! HUZZAH!!

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

After decades(!) of Montreal backstopping in OT and waiting for a bounce, it's honestly difficult processing that the Habs are now the team everyone else fears.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This Canadiens team is so much fun. Even preseason games are a blast.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Yeah, David Reinbacher is making this team and he may never see Laval again unless Place Bell hosts a kick-ass concert.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's a mindtrip going to an Alice Cooper show these days because most of the crowd goes nuts for his late 80s/90s stuff while fans primarily of his 70s work like me rock out like hell to "Under My Wheels" and a whole bunch of people don't even recognize it.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Jets could have called a time out with a minute left. Instead GB runs the clock down. Brilliant clock management.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

One thing we learned from the Habs-Leafs Centre Bell preseason game is Cole Caufield can score overtime goals. Who knew?

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"Shut up and sing!" Ed Sheeran: "OK."

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This is becoming unfair to the rest of the league and I love everything about it.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

One year for Arber Xhekaj to demonstrate that he can play defense. They have other guys who can punch.

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Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's a good day for those of us who have always believed Ed Sheeran was the most milquetoast performer in music.

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