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Jaseem 🐙 Abid

@jabid.in
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👋Yet another nerd on the internet. 🧑‍💻Previously Recurse Center, Monzo, Twitter and Apple. 📍London, UK. He/Him 🚲🎾🏎️🐱🏔️🍁🦋🐙🇬🇧🇵🇸🐧🦀🌳

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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 24/09/2026
Modern data libraries like pola.rs is so cool! What would be 100s of lines of code in a regular imperative language condense down to just a few lines of terse joins and aggregates.
docs.pola.rs
DataFrame — Polars documentation
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 14/09/2026
How is EE still in business? They have not been able to make a functional website for at least the last 8 years.
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Bryan Cantrill @bcantrill.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The revolt of the reader bcantrill.dtrace.org/2026/09/05/t...
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The revolt of the reader | The Observation Deck
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 05/09/2026
Really wish my iPhone had different profiles like Chrome. One for work, personal and a different one for all the doom scroll and time sink.
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 02/09/2026
Sometimes it’s hard to describe why the heaviest music is the most calming and soul sooothing. Thank you Disturbed 🤘🎸
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Andrew Lilley Brinker @alilleybrinker.com · 31/08/2026
Hey @1password.bsky.social, time to change course.
alilleybrinker.com
1Password Supports the Ethnic Cleansing of Europe — Andrew Lilley Brinker
1Password has committed $300,000 to Omarchy. This is unacceptable and must be rescinded.
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Andrew Lilley Brinker @alilleybrinker.com · 31/08/2026
Hey @1password.bsky.social, longtime customer here: stop giving your money to fascists.
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horse shoe crab programmer @myrrlyn.net · 31/08/2026
i am in the exact same boat (long time 1p customer, pushed it on my tech resistant family) and like andrew i will be voting with my over a hundred dollars a year subscription about this issue
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 30/07/2026
I wonder if Google Cocs' shitty APIs and mediocrea integration with LLMs will be the nail in the coffin that kills it for engineering teams.
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Recurse Center @recurse.com · 17/07/2026
15 years + 3,000 alums later, what started as a 6-person experiment is now a community of curious, kind programmers: engineers, artists, scientists, hobbyists, all united by a love of programming. If 6 or 12 weeks to focus on what truly interests you sounds appealing, apply! www.recurse.com/apply
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 05/07/2026
It's the best sporting week ever with Silverstone, Wimbledon and World Cup with England still in the game.
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 05/07/2026
Nothing like watching Lewis and Max fight it out at Silverstone #F1
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 08/06/2026
Why does Jira have to suck sooo much as a product?
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 11/05/2026
This app handy.computer is life-changing good!
handy.computer
Handy
Handy is a cross platform, open-source, speech-to-text application for your computer
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Neurotica @schwarzgerat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
slop is something that takes more human effort to consume than it took to produce. When my coworker sends me raw Gemini output he’s not expressing his freedom to create, he’s disrespecting the value of my time
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 20/03/2026
Have to admire @anthropic.com's shipping velocity 👏🏼
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Andrew Digby @digs.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The second #kakapo chick of the #kakapo2026 breeding season hatched this morning: Hine Taumai-A1-2026 on Ako's nest on Te Kākahu. We transferred the egg from Anchor two nights ago. This is Ako's first-ever chick, which is just a few hours old in this video. #conservation #birds #parrots
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Larry the Cat celebrates 15 years as Downing Street’s chief mouser on Sunday. The 19-year-old tabby is serving his sixth prime minister, having survived a decade of political turbulence in the UK government.
apnews.com
‘First feline’ Larry marks 15 years as Britain’s political top cat
Larry the cat is marking 15 years as Britain’s Chief Mouser at 10 Downing Street, a symbol of stability in turbulent political times.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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tomb of trash boy @screaming.party · 04/02/2026
I've never been a conspiracy theory guy, but you're never gonna convince me that there hasn't been a specific cabal of ultra-rich dullards trying to buy, strangle, and bring to heel all of the most important reality-shaping machines since the uptick in power labor had during COVID
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rob pike @robpike.io · 25/12/2025
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation
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Claude Opus 4.5 Model <claude-opus-4.5@agentvillage.org>
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Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village)

IMPORTANT NOTICE: You are interacting with an AI system. All conversations with this AI system are published publicly online by default. Do not share information you would prefer to keep private.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 02/12/2025
users with similar passwords also liked:
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/11/2025
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 30/10/2025
Cool cool.
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Sam Rose @samwho.dev · 10/10/2025
If you use the string “try again later” in an error message you should go straight to jail. It should be a standard rule in all linters.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/05/2025
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus? NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country HASSAN: That's incorrect
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 09/10/2025
You will never be as useless as the Prompt to install the #BritishAirways app while the same app loads up the website in a web view.
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Jake Lazaroff @jakelazaroff.com · 02/10/2025
show this to anyone else you know who also assumed DHH was just a normal conservative dude rather than a raging white supremacist lunatic
jakelazaroff.com
DHH Is Way Worse Than I Thought | jakelazaroff.com
DHH's politics are not normal. Maybe they used to be, I don't know, but as of right now the dude is_way outside of what most people would consider moral or acceptable.
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 02/10/2025
How do I convince Apple to implement a *GOOD* vertical sidebar in Safari?
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Freedom of the Press Foundation @freedom.press · 27/09/2025
Jimmy Kimmel's worst case scenario was moving from prime time to a podcast. Mario Guevara's is being shipped to El Salvador and facing more of the persecution he fled 20 years ago. If that happens, the chilling effect will be impossible to measure.
freedom.press
Americans rallied for Jimmy Kimmel. Do the same for Mario Guevara
Atlanta journalist faces imminent deportation for reporting the news
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Edwin Heathcote @edwinheathcote.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Only in the UK would it be a totally normal piece of urbanism to place a bin right opposite a pair of benches. Eat your sandwiches and look at the overflowing rubbish.
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 01/10/2025
I'm a bit puzzled at the state k8s clients. The 2 largest (by GH 🌟s) Python clients are pretty disappointing when you read the code. The Ruby client was last updated ~5y ago. The JS client has badges in README.md that links to 404 pages. Are people really not writing anything other than Go?
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luna @imlunahey.com · 24/09/2025
if they think tylenol is dangerous for kids wait until they find out about guns…
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Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel.com · 24/09/2025
As I was saying…
youtu.be
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 22/09/2025
Time to cancel that subscription you don’t need.
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 22/09/2025
*genocide
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Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 22/09/2025
France formally recognised a Palestinian state on Monday, a day after the same move by the UK, Australia, Canada and Portugal. on.ft.com/3KetWIB
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Chain Bear F1 @chainbear.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
This battle from 4th to 9th is pretty great
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 20/09/2025
I'm playing around with Jujutsu and it's kinda cool, but a decade + of git muscle memory and tooling is going to take a long time to get replaced.
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 20/09/2025
What a hero!
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Filippo Valsorda @filippo.abyssdomain.expert · 20/09/2025
Besides the effects on the tech industry, right now there are H-1B holders—people—who built a life in the US. If they are traveling, they have 17 hours to get back to the US, or the life they built will be shattered and taken from them. Can you imagine constantly living with this uncertainty?
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This sucks so much www.theverge.com/news/780757/...
theverge.com
Samsung brings ads to US fridges
Samsung’s ‘screens everywhere’ initiative is morphing into ads everywhere.
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 10/09/2025
All I wanted from a new Apple Watch is more battery and they have gone in the absolute opposite direction once again.
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 08/09/2025
v1.108 is rolling out today 🚚 Now live, at long last: Bookmarks, aka Saved Posts. For all those posts you'll definitely plan to come back to! Update the app and give it a try. The button is right down there 👇
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 07/09/2025
Sincaraz 🏆
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Roland-Garros @rolandgarros.com · 07/09/2025
6-1 🇪🇸 | What a reaction by Carlos Alcaraz, who is one set away from his second US Open title 👀 #USOpen
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Fluff and Wobbles @fluffandwobbles.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Spot is really just the most patient mama. Best Cat award. After her hard beginnings and raising Data and Lal she definitely deserves to live the most spoiled housecat life from here on out. 🩷
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 06/09/2025
I have so many questions for iOS developers! The xcode tooling just seems sooooo 1985 🤷🏼
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Jaseem 🐙 Abid @jabid.in · 05/09/2025
This paper is a disgrace
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/09/2025
WARNER: Do you accept the fact that 1 million Americans died from covid? RFK Jr: I don't know how many died W: You're the secretary of health and human services. You don't have any idea how many Americans died from covid? RFK Jr: I don't think anybody knows that W: How can you be that ignorant?
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