John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 07/08/2026What is it about sitting in a church pew that makes me feel the need to fart immediately? 100
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Mentioned a Drew Carey Show episode I loved to my husband and I decided to watch it. Unfortunately Trump was in it 😖 but so was Carol Channing and the Rocky Horror/Priscilla musical mash-up, so I'm torn if I still recommend it. PS: he was a horrible actor (even without my bias) 100
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I wore my favorite watch because it matched my outfit, but it was the only watch I took to Japan. I kept looking at it and kept being so confused because it was still on Tokyo time. 020
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Why, yes, I will dress like I work in an office and pretend I work at Jefferson to go to this event for free food and drinks 010
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 24/01/2026When we see a familiar actor on TV, after looking at their imdb, I like to play my husband's favorite guessing game: who were they on The West Wing? I can say a character name or an episode title and he almost always can immediately tell me who they were or what role they played in the show. 010
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Its been a month since episode 5 of Heated Rivalry and everytime I see the clip of that final scene, I have to watch it. And everytime I cry. 000
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 23/11/2025It is kinda cute when my husband bond with a 12 year old over Gilmore Girls 000
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Told my sister in law that her phone number was so easy to memorize and she thanked me. I'm really good at compliments 💁♂️ 000
Reposted by John Ernst-KellyHarlan Coben @harlancoben.bsky.social · 17/10/2025GONE BEFORE GOODBYE, my collab with Reese Witherspoon, is out now. Can’t wait for you to read it. 2413
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 17/10/2025We stopped into a random bar for a drink, which then immediately started open mic night. I am uncomfortable and cant drink my beer fast enough 000
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I'll never understand people seated at a restaurant for 50 mins and dont know what they want to eat yet 000
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Ironheart has been out for about 20 mins now, and the first 3 episodes all have crazy amounts of 1 star reviews on IMDB. 🙄 Gotta love people trying to create a narrative that its bad before they can actually watch it. 000
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I used to take my friend's digital camera and take random pictures back in high school. Now I take random pictures and hide them in their house. 010
Reposted by John Ernst-KellyJames Gitto @stopitjames.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Eurovision stage change is just as fast as an F1 tire change 062
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Who in the UK can convince the Spice Girls to reunite for Eurovision so they have a shot at winning? 000
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Had a dream about it being the first day of school. I graduated 19 years ago, why can't that trauma end 000
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 27/04/2025How are there zero tables at Panda Fest in Philly? 000
Reposted by John Ernst-KellyJames Gitto @stopitjames.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Scotty doesn’t knowowwww 071
Reposted by John Ernst-KellyMisscocoperu @misscocoperu.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Seen and reaffirmed 39816
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 09/04/2025My husband always says Rebecca Romijn Stamos even though she hasn't been Stamos in a long time. Luckily, John Stamos' trip to Mar-a-Lago has finally broken him of that habit. 000
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Last July 4th, we saw Kesha at Wawa Welcome America, and it made my husband finally realize he was a fan. I already had him sold on her upcoming tour, but now that we know it's with Scissor Sisters, nothing can keep us away! 000
Reposted by John Ernst-KellySeth Abramovitch @sethabramovitch.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I'm a big fan of Bob the Drag Queen, whose debut novel HARRIET TUBMAN: LIVE IN CONCERT comes out today! Read our funny conversation about it here. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...hollywoodreporter.comBob the Drag Queen on Writing His First Novel and Avoiding Karla Sofía Gascón at Madonna’s Oscar PartyThe drag multi-hyphenate enters the literary world with 'Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert.' 023
Reposted by John Ernst-KellyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Ohh "America First" was a hit list 108326405282
Reposted by John Ernst-KellyGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I was not familiar with Klobuchar’s game. 755266477
Reposted by John Ernst-KellyStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 03/04/2025The penguins react to tariffs 1275091672
Reposted by John Ernst-KellyKara Jane Adams @ghostinexile.bsky.social · 02/04/2025The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered. 783518329987
Reposted by John Ernst-KellyErika Says ❌ 👑 @erikalynnzar.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Someone at SNL should write a skit for Bowen Yang as one of the penguins 092
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Had a nightmare that a scary white tarantula crawled out of my urethra and started terrorizing me. These are the dreams that B horror movies are made of. 000
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 15/03/2025My husband is taking me to see @kathygriffin.bsky.social tonight for my birthday, and I can't wait! I credit this woman for my ability to tell a long story and make it sound funny. 010
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Never had a more awkward period of 5 mins at a family dinner before... 000
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Name a show you’re positive no one remembers, but you 📺 010
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Decided to watch the unreleased 1994 Fantastic Four movie. So far, so cheesy. And it's a bit creepy how Reed knew Sue when she was a child and is immediately turned on by her when he sees her 10 years later. 😬 000
Reposted by John Ernst-KellyWaterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025listening to Mayhem is like cooking something in the microwave. You gotta stop it right before the end so you don’t hear that annoying sound (Die With a Smile) 3241
Reposted by John Ernst-KellyGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Tell 'em Elvira!!comicsands.comMAGA Fumes After Elvira Donates Tesla To NPR With Blunt Message For Musk In Viral VideoYaasss 👏🏼 373167612117
Reposted by John Ernst-KellyPaul Scheer @paulscheer.com · 03/03/2025My impression of every Traitors Roundtable 2628
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 03/03/2025My personal ballot had Brutalist as my best guess for several categories and I really wanted to vote for Anora, and I'm so happy to see all the wins it took instead! #Oscars 000
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Sad for Demi but so happy for Mikey! And another thank you to the sex worker community! #oscars 020
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Ok, I get that she was never in Oscar caliber film, but Michelle Trachtenberg really could've been included in the In Memoriam. Harriet the Spy! Eurotrip! #oscars 040
Reposted by John Ernst-KellyVulture @vulture.com · 03/03/2025and the oscar goes to 'el mal' 313145805
Reposted by John Ernst-KellyJulie Klausner @julieklausner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025If I were Diane Warren right now I’d be RIPPING out of the Dolby parking lot, doing 100+ to speed home to my cats 28812
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 03/03/2025With them giving all this praise to the acting nominees as they present the category, I feel it's going to be a bit awkward during best actress when they get to Karla #oscars 000
Reposted by John Ernst-KellyAdam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Hahahahahah yesss YESSS!!!! 336510
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Congrats Zoe Saldana, I was rooting for you and you were the best part of that movie! But love all the nominees! 000
Reposted by John Ernst-KellyJames Gitto @stopitjames.bsky.social · 03/03/2025It’s so wild that modern celebrities just walk out with entirely new faces every few years. 161
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Probably the first time sex workers were thanked in an #Oscars speech and I'm here for it! 011
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Is @nickofferman.bsky.social narrating the #oscars this year? 000
John Ernst-Kelly @j3cubed.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Personally, I think it's a great start to the #oscars, and congrats on those upcoming kids, Kieran! 020
