Reposted by Joe Kolargeoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 09/10/2026dc statehood is non-negotiable after trump's actions in his second term. republicans despise the people of the city that hosts them, and there is little reason to think that, now that the seal is broken on treating them as an occupied population, a next republican president will be more restrained 232413457
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Everyone flatters themselves by thinking that they would have been an abolitionist or part of the civil rights movement if they had been around back then. This is what the real thing looks like. 010
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comMonsignor Martinez: Reaction King, Vaya con diosALT: Monsignor Martinez: Reaction King, Vaya con dios 020
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s why Mark Twain and Mark Twain characters had such an easy time tricking people. 000
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Did they also add a sexy cyborg a few seasons in to juice ratings? 010
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026But it should be real, cartoon animation. Not that stupid computer stuff. 020
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026And the other half of the duo, Sam Simian, is the nephew of Gorilla Grodd. 220
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If I remember correctly, the Zeon in Gundam wore a lot of capes and epaulettes and accessories. 110
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Krusty Komedy Klassicstatic.klipy.comKrusty Komedy Klassic: Krusty The ClownALT: Krusty Komedy Klassic: Krusty The Clown 0170
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The most head shots of any movie ever made. The squib budget must have been insane. 110
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026One of the things that raises my eyebrow over the whole thing is that the people who are the most outwardly excited over the potential of AI are awful and idiotic. 061
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026He did the “I’m not gay, but gay people deserve the right to do that stuff to each other. No homo.” rap that was honestly better than most anyone else was doing then or now. 0170
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabbaple were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. 0221
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comBut She'S Got A New Hat SmithersALT: But She'S Got A New Hat Smithers 000
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026There’s the Frye and Laurie sketch parodying It’s a Wonderful Life where Britain is a multicultural utopia without Murdoch and it ends with Clarence pushing him off a bridge. 040
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It’s the classic “why has no one else ever thought to do this?” dumb guy idea. 010
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026youtu.be/FCARADb9asE?... Happy 60th anniversary of Star Trekyoutu.beThe Firm - Star Trekkin'YouTube video by roopert 000
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026youtu.be/5eZqkaP37po?... Happy Labor Dayyoutu.beWorking ManYouTube video by Rush - Topic 000
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If you tell normies that the administration is full of Nazis, they won’t believe you. Just like people literally don’t believe it when you tell them Republican policies and priorities. Pure antisocial punishment. 000
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It’s a time when people are both more cynical and more gullible at the same time. They think doctors are working for big pharma, keeping you sick, so they trust random influencers for medical information instead. 190
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Being an idiot is a wonderful, whimsical experience as normal things everyone knows are mind blowing surprises. 000
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026And as sub par as Battle was, the ending- the statue of Ceasar weeping as the John Huston lawgiver ape (!) teaching ape and human children together - is way more powerful than it should be. Will everything turn out different this time? Is the conflict inevitable? The movie doesn’t tell us. 1120
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It was something that was impossible to rugged individualism your way out of. 120
Reposted by Joe Kolarceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on 193218864410
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I love how truly insane Beneath gets. Just a dystopian comic book fever dream. Plus it led to one of my favorite Futurama jokes- “You worship an unexploded atomic bomb?!” “Yeah, but no one is that observant. It’s mostly a Christmas and Easter thing.” 1370
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It’s a small price to pay for bringing back kinetic lethality to our warfighters. 000
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I thought any and all New York neighborhood arguments were about who had the best pizza pie! Aaaay! Fuguadaboutit! The Entire State Building! Da bears! 120
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My favorite example of that is Disney taking down the “this film contains racist depictions” disclaimers from, like Dumbo or Peter Pan. I just picture Bob Iger asking the board “I guess people enjoy racism now? And always will?” 160
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“Why don’t they just make the whole plane out of the black box?” *forced laugh, look of a lost little boy in his eyes, single bead of sweat dripping down his forehead * 000
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026That’s why School’s Out is a great karaoke song. You just yell the lyrics. 000
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026John Stewart embodies the Gen X world view (derogatory). 020
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Jamelle had the patience of a saint explaining it to them. 180
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026static.klipy.comCarrie's 'I Can't Stop Having Wine' - ITYSL SketchALT: Carrie's 'I Can't Stop Having Wine' - ITYSL Sketch 010
Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The best joke in Pee Wes’s Playgouse was that he had so many ancillary sidekick characters that the theme song is just listing all of them for two minutes. 000