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Joe Kolar

@j0ekolar.bsky.social
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Local man from Maryland. What’s the best way to give the least amount of money to oligarchs?

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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 23h
Graydon Carter’s Oscar party is no longer hot!
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
dc statehood is non-negotiable after trump's actions in his second term. republicans despise the people of the city that hosts them, and there is little reason to think that, now that the seal is broken on treating them as an occupied population, a next republican president will be more restrained
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Always the easiest, cheapest way to get attention.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone flatters themselves by thinking that they would have been an abolitionist or part of the civil rights movement if they had been around back then. This is what the real thing looks like.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Monsignor Martinez: Reaction King, Vaya con dios
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s why Mark Twain and Mark Twain characters had such an easy time tricking people.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And he cheated Bucky and his wife on the True Coat.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Welcome to Die! Welcome to Die! Welcome to Die!
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did they also add a sexy cyborg a few seasons in to juice ratings?
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But it should be real, cartoon animation. Not that stupid computer stuff.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cormac McCarthy
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He has the most clearly defined personality.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And the other half of the duo, Sam Simian, is the nephew of Gorilla Grodd.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If I remember correctly, the Zeon in Gundam wore a lot of capes and epaulettes and accessories.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Krusty Komedy Klassic
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Krusty Komedy Klassic: Krusty The Clown
ALT: Krusty Komedy Klassic: Krusty The Clown
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The most head shots of any movie ever made. The squib budget must have been insane.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am not complicit.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rubbing and tugging our heartstrings.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One of the things that raises my eyebrow over the whole thing is that the people who are the most outwardly excited over the potential of AI are awful and idiotic.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He did the “I’m not gay, but gay people deserve the right to do that stuff to each other. No homo.” rap that was honestly better than most anyone else was doing then or now.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cringey in every other sense, just not politically.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabbaple were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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But She'S Got A New Hat Smithers
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There’s the Frye and Laurie sketch parodying It’s a Wonderful Life where Britain is a multicultural utopia without Murdoch and it ends with Clarence pushing him off a bridge.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s the classic “why has no one else ever thought to do this?” dumb guy idea.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
youtu.be/FCARADb9asE?... Happy 60th anniversary of Star Trek
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The Firm - Star Trekkin'
YouTube video by roopert
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
youtu.be/5eZqkaP37po?... Happy Labor Day
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Working Man
YouTube video by Rush - Topic
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you tell normies that the administration is full of Nazis, they won’t believe you. Just like people literally don’t believe it when you tell them Republican policies and priorities. Pure antisocial punishment.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Vice signaling.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s a time when people are both more cynical and more gullible at the same time. They think doctors are working for big pharma, keeping you sick, so they trust random influencers for medical information instead.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You’re saying these guys are easy to trick?
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You’re thinking of Buster Keaton.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’d be scared too. He’s a Wolfman!!!
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Being an idiot is a wonderful, whimsical experience as normal things everyone knows are mind blowing surprises.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And as sub par as Battle was, the ending- the statue of Ceasar weeping as the John Huston lawgiver ape (!) teaching ape and human children together - is way more powerful than it should be. Will everything turn out different this time? Is the conflict inevitable? The movie doesn’t tell us.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It was something that was impossible to rugged individualism your way out of.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love how truly insane Beneath gets. Just a dystopian comic book fever dream. Plus it led to one of my favorite Futurama jokes- “You worship an unexploded atomic bomb?!” “Yeah, but no one is that observant. It’s mostly a Christmas and Easter thing.”
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s a small price to pay for bringing back kinetic lethality to our warfighters.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I thought any and all New York neighborhood arguments were about who had the best pizza pie! Aaaay! Fuguadaboutit! The Entire State Building! Da bears!
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The albatross begins with its vengeance!
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My favorite example of that is Disney taking down the “this film contains racist depictions” disclaimers from, like Dumbo or Peter Pan. I just picture Bob Iger asking the board “I guess people enjoy racism now? And always will?”
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“Why don’t they just make the whole plane out of the black box?” *forced laugh, look of a lost little boy in his eyes, single bead of sweat dripping down his forehead *
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This feels British to me. Is this British?
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That’s why School’s Out is a great karaoke song. You just yell the lyrics.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
John Stewart embodies the Gen X world view (derogatory).
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jamelle had the patience of a saint explaining it to them.
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Carrie's 'I Can't Stop Having Wine' - ITYSL Sketch
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Joe Kolar @j0ekolar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The best joke in Pee Wes’s Playgouse was that he had so many ancillary sidekick characters that the theme song is just listing all of them for two minutes.
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