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James’ Brain Scat

@j-meeeeee.bsky.social
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Yeah. I'm a slacker. ADHD is my superpower. Writer of code & fiction. Fed-up smart-ass. He/Him. Laugh with me or at me. IDGAF. Just laugh while it's still legal.

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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 4h
Never trust a big butt and a smile.That girl is Poison!
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 4h
Was just in Manzanita and Cannon Beach today
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 4h
Hot shingles in your area are really, really itchy.
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Hot shingles in your area are really, really itchy.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 4h
Generated by a human. Which never makes mistakes.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 4h
Spot on
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 4h
I'm depressed that you forgot fart 😕
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 4h
because they're hot???
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 4h
Hot shingles in your area are really, really itchy.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 5h
Wow! This artist is amazing!
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 5h
Holy shit, dude. That's fantastic.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 12h
Well alrighty then
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 19h
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 19h
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 19h
To avoid conversations at work, always walk with purpose and a toilet plunger.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 19h
SPOILER ALERT for "Finding Bigfoot" TV show - they don't find him. Again.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 19h
Ok, who brought the dog?
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
OMFG I cannot wait to see ANOTHER Trump picture! Said one one EVER.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sade suggests the existence of Sha-night.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think Tom Cruise's career would have been very different if his Risky Business tighty whities had a skid mark.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh. So THAT's what that special pillow is for. Grandma and Grandpa, are you guys playing wheelbarrow?
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis, famine, locusts, droughts and executions.” “Holy shit! Is that today's news or the end of the world?” “Neither. Someone left their laundry in the washer for a week.”
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis, famine, locusts, droughts and executions.” “Holy shit! Is that today's news or the end of the world?” “Neither. Someone left their laundry in the washer for a week.”
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word Doctor Sleep-In
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh. So THAT's what that special pillow is for. Grandma and Grandpa, are you guys playing wheelbarrow?
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What if I DON'T want to give feedback? I don't need an email, a text and a follow-up phone call every time I use the gas station shitter asking me to rate my experience. I came here to leave a load, not a review.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think Tom Cruise's career would have been very different if his Risky Business tighty whities had a skid mark.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film. Debbie does Dallas Buyer's Club
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sade suggests the existence of Sha-night.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
OMFG I cannot wait to see ANOTHER Trump picture! Said one one EVER.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Feel better soon! 🤘
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I lived it. My father beat us then cheated and never gave a nickel for child-support. Mom worked two jobs and earned a Masters while raising us to be good humans. She's the strongest person I've ever known. When she left dad, she couldn't get a credit card & my grnpa had to cosign for an apartment.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The best sandwich you'll ever eat is the one somebody else made for you.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film. Behind The Green Mile
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why do they always give lingerie such modern ladies' names? The Rebecca Bra. The Emma Garter. Paula Panties. Whatever happened to the classics? The Hortense Hooter Holder. The Bertha Bustier. The Gertrude Garter. Or my personal favorite, the Myrtle Girdle.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me: And we'll make chilli from the bones of our adversaries. Her: Hmmm. Tell me more about this chilli.
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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 08/10/2026
🎶She blinded me with science¹🎶 ¹Thomas Dolby was pepper sprayed
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes, good morning! 🩷
A flowery backdrop with text that says morning, muthafuckas
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People out there turning dog-shit into gold. But you'd never know because they've been algo-ed like me.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hortense Hooter Holder makes me laugh
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