James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 4hNever trust a big butt and a smile.That girl is Poison! 120
Reposted by James’ Brain ScatJames’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 4hHot shingles in your area are really, really itchy. 011
James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 19hI always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin 000
James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 19hTo avoid conversations at work, always walk with purpose and a toilet plunger. 000
James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 19hSPOILER ALERT for "Finding Bigfoot" TV show - they don't find him. Again. 000
Reposted by James’ Brain ScatJames’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026OMFG I cannot wait to see ANOTHER Trump picture! Said one one EVER. 021
Reposted by James’ Brain ScatJames’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sade suggests the existence of Sha-night. 012
Reposted by James’ Brain ScatJames’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I think Tom Cruise's career would have been very different if his Risky Business tighty whities had a skid mark. 032
Reposted by James’ Brain ScatJames’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh. So THAT's what that special pillow is for. Grandma and Grandpa, are you guys playing wheelbarrow? 111
Reposted by James’ Brain ScatJames’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis, famine, locusts, droughts and executions.” “Holy shit! Is that today's news or the end of the world?” “Neither. Someone left their laundry in the washer for a week.” 001
James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis, famine, locusts, droughts and executions.” “Holy shit! Is that today's news or the end of the world?” “Neither. Someone left their laundry in the washer for a week.” 001
James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ruin a book by adding a word Doctor Sleep-In 000
James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh. So THAT's what that special pillow is for. Grandma and Grandpa, are you guys playing wheelbarrow? 111
James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What if I DON'T want to give feedback? I don't need an email, a text and a follow-up phone call every time I use the gas station shitter asking me to rate my experience. I came here to leave a load, not a review. 031
James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I think Tom Cruise's career would have been very different if his Risky Business tighty whities had a skid mark. 032
James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film. Debbie does Dallas Buyer's Club 000
James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026OMFG I cannot wait to see ANOTHER Trump picture! Said one one EVER. 021
James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I lived it. My father beat us then cheated and never gave a nickel for child-support. Mom worked two jobs and earned a Masters while raising us to be good humans. She's the strongest person I've ever known. When she left dad, she couldn't get a credit card & my grnpa had to cosign for an apartment. 110
James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The best sandwich you'll ever eat is the one somebody else made for you. 010
James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film. Behind The Green Mile 010
Reposted by James’ Brain ScatJames’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why do they always give lingerie such modern ladies' names? The Rebecca Bra. The Emma Garter. Paula Panties. Whatever happened to the classics? The Hortense Hooter Holder. The Bertha Bustier. The Gertrude Garter. Or my personal favorite, the Myrtle Girdle. 122
Reposted by James’ Brain ScatJames’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Me: And we'll make chilli from the bones of our adversaries. Her: Hmmm. Tell me more about this chilli. 001
Reposted by James’ Brain Scat🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 08/10/2026🎶She blinded me with science¹🎶 ¹Thomas Dolby was pepper sprayed 0163
Reposted by James’ Brain ScatCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yes, good morning! 🩷 9807
James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026People out there turning dog-shit into gold. But you'd never know because they've been algo-ed like me. 000