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J Cuevas

@j-cuevas.com
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(he/him) Being inside the screamy box is my passion. English, Spanish, Monsters.

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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 7h
You can do that? Best they've offered is handing me people's responsibilities after they quit, not changing my salary because my job description says "other duties as assigned" (…but I'm not overworking myself for that money: things get done when they get done and to the limits of the description)
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 29/09/2026
Thank you for inviting me to this project ~ it was fun to voice Maurizio 🤩
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 29/09/2026
Soooktober is a holiday in the Cuevas household, and I'm back this year as well. Always up for characters and plots where people aren't just "good vs bad", and this time I'm voicing Maurizio! The ̶k̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶ n̶i̶c̶e̶ ̶ u̶n̶d̶e̶r̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶ ✨An important character✨ you'll find in Pain Siphon!
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 28/09/2026
Had dinner at a conveyor belt hot pot and ate like an anaconda; accordingly, I also feel like it'll take me a few days to digest everything…
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 26/09/2026
What are the best salty snacks we should all try at least once?
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 25/09/2026
As a Latin-based language-speaker, it was the other way around for me: I thought the brand was missing a word! Fiat is often "let it be done," like for "Fiat panis" (Food and Agriculture Organization's motto): "let there be bread" And I was like, "let WHAT be done? Or... let there be cars..?"
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 21/09/2026
I'm just noticing the atrocious grammar. In my defense, I donated blood and needed sugar when I wrote that 😂
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 20/09/2026
It warms my heart to know "The Prince is a 10, but…" has become a beloved game for a surprising of people. Unfortunately that comes with risks. Someone has decided to make a copy of the page with an unknown file to download the game. Please exercise caution. bsky.app/profile/beau...
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 20/09/2026
Today's the last day to donate blood and get a Hello Kitty Red Cross exclusive keychain. I just earned mine!
Plastic packaging featuring cinnamoroll, hello Kitty, my Melody, ponponpurin, pochacco, and Kuroko. It reads "hello Kitty and friends x American Red Cross –– thank you for giving blood!"
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 20/09/2026
1 and 2 for me as well; I prefer to have at least 2 so I can look either more approachable or very serious, to better fit the vibe of the announcement graphics ✨
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 19/09/2026
That's my husband reminding me to relax from my head voice (my chest voice is my relaxed one 😂)
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 11/09/2026
I didn't know this?! Congrats!
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 10/09/2026
Oh, man, I have no clue of what's going on but I'm already hyped for you 😂
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 10/09/2026
Exactly my thought. "I can climb up the ladder if we get these communists fired" is what I see around me when workers oppose unions.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 09/09/2026
After solo videos, we premiere with two Ernesto group greetings! As always, it's fun to step into this old little guy's shoes. Thank you for asking more questions an–– CAN IT BE? OH MY GOD IT IS––IT'S ERNESTO ̶W̶I̶T̶H̶ ̶A̶ ̶S̶T̶E̶E̶L̶ ̶C̶H̶A̶I̶R̶ IN A SWIMSUIT youtu.be/d2WgN1WHYpA And youtu.be/THwwM2MeySY
youtu.be
My Anastasia and Ernesto Double Greeting | Disventure Camp
YouTube video by ImperialBlue
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 06/09/2026
Yesterday's hike only reinforced my desire to be the witch that lives in a hut in the middle of nowhere.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 03/09/2026
I never got addicted. What keeps me going: 1 if I sleep enough and work out, my body gets used to a higher level of activity, so I have more energy throughout the day. 2 I'm vain; having certain clothes fit how I want them to motivates me to keep going But I HAAATE working out. Every. Time.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 03/09/2026
My ever-hungry Mexican ass read that as "Ceviche Spike" and was hoping it was a ceviche tostada menu 😭
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 01/09/2026
Then say it with your chest, Sony. Change those checkout buttons. Label them as " Rent* " and disclose it's for an undetermined amount of time that depends on your whims.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 31/08/2026
Tried gnamakoudji and a full jollof rice meal last night. Where were these things all my life?!
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 29/08/2026
But... Like a high-class bored bitch. The difference between eating an appetizer vs hors d'œuvre.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 28/08/2026
What terrible times we live in that my inner-monologue–less brain, just in case, makes images for both Magic: The Gathering AND Marjorie Taylor Greene every time I see MTG
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 26/08/2026
The lady that owns the Korean restaurant keeps playing favorites: I'm always given way more fruit than other customers while waiting for the meal (or me and Dani if both of us are picking it up). I think I've been adopted 😂
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 25/08/2026
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Dragon Ball: Spirit Giving Go!
ALT: Dragon Ball: Spirit Giving Go!
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 22/08/2026
I was about to grab a drink but I guess I'll stay here and dehydrate now.
Cat on J's lap
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 19/08/2026
Apparently entering my "face now demands expensive skincare" era.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 19/08/2026
[SIGHS in "millennial that knows a couple of people like that"…]
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 18/08/2026
YES! Congratulations!!
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 18/08/2026
My body refuses to admit I'm losing vision in one eye so it does a lot of auto-correct. If I'm not 100% focused on every letter of every word, my brain will just throw in random crap. From the last 24 hours: "Sent from Samsung Galaxy Trombone" "Traveler's catheter" (it's…Crater…?)
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 15/08/2026
I wish the series had gone further into Special K's territory, so much further…
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 15/08/2026
A huevo.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 15/08/2026
"The reason? Rowling’s views on trans persons’ rights, which many have alleged are transphobic." …alleged? ALLEGED? What's the counter-argument?
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 14/08/2026
He was right! That said, I even gave myself food poisoning at some point during my training arc. Now I live by crepe chef Jacques Pépin's saying "la première est pour le chien" (the first (batch) is for the dog) and not judge my work too harshly… I saw the final result pic and I hope it was tasty!
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 14/08/2026
I was stressed to the point of: my first gray hair came out with the second iteration of this immigration shtick (and the implied uncertainty for my future). Now I have salt and pepper temples and stubble. De-stressed to the point of feeling like I'll fall asleep anywhere if I let my guard down 🫪
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 14/08/2026
After becoming a citizen my life has changed so much. I was holding on to so much stress that I've been needing more sleep than normal, my workout routine has to adapt, and I decided to retake reading as a hobby. Pity that Awaken Online isn't easy to get as physical books over here.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 13/08/2026
The paucity of design ideas for homes built after 1990.JEEZ. Architects realized Americans *needed* to one-up their neighbor's cars. GARAGES(ever-growing by the year)dominate the forefront. Banished to the baaack is the "front" door, hidden behind two short trees. Don't wanna look at garages, man
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 13/08/2026
Ah. You justice harder than me.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 13/08/2026
I feel silly about it... And after the [Dolly zoom shot of my face] moment, it was great. I need to book more workouts with this person even if the lessons come in sleeper cell mode.
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James St Patrick Dolly Zoom
ALT: James St Patrick Dolly Zoom
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 13/08/2026
I know I have my slow learner¹ moments but I just had a "wait, the acting workout's advice from weeks ago means I could…" moment. I think I beat my personal record. 1 I never include "learning social cues" because some things make sense to my neuro-spicy brain decades after they happened.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 13/08/2026
The mobile site (at least on Android) will not let you change your settings, will prompt you to use the app; the app won't let you change the settings for this. You need to go to the desktop website. There's no way this is accidental.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 11/08/2026
Yussss
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 08/08/2026
I've had devs reach out to me because of my proficiency with a Castilian accent. I'm not sure of who's spreading the word, but thank you!
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 08/08/2026
There are places that sell crepes but it's this very specific type that I'm craving and I have looked for it. It really looks like nobody in Oregon makes them…
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 08/08/2026
Ooooh! That looks pretty nifty! And cheap, you say..? Since the crepes are higher on my craving list, now I'm feeling motivated to make them myself… I just need Grand Marnier and Cognac 🤔
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 08/08/2026
DANI: You're such a little aristocrat. ME: I was just lamenting there's not a single place that sells crepes Suzette in this state! It's not like I'm asking for top notch Croquembouche––oooh, now there's a thought! Croquem––AHEM. Never mind.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 05/08/2026
For real, this 2026 feels like it started in 1993. Hang in there, we will see this through!
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 05/08/2026
I've seen a dev team work their butts off for over two years (and I wasn't even brought into the project on the first casting wave). They deserve that this one REALLY takes off. Also, I deserve a tub of ice cream for being so patient about my NDA.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 01/08/2026
My good luck continues! Just noticed a spider jumped into my kettle and boiled itself to death in my coffee water I used it for very expensive coffee beans 😭
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 01/08/2026
Okay. So the remodel process isn't over and I have a construction noise-caused headache. But we got to have dinner at a local Italian place at least.
J & Dani's mirror selfie
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 31/07/2026
Update to the update: They told me the tech was 1:15 hours from getting here. I got my toolbox and fixed it in minutes. The guy who snipped the cable the first time told the one who just cut it, "Told you. He's got this."
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