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J Cuevas

@j-cuevas.com
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(he/him) Being inside the screamy box is my passion. English, Spanish, Monsters.

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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 20/09/2026
Today's the last day to donate blood and get a Hello Kitty Red Cross exclusive keychain. I just earned mine!
Plastic packaging featuring cinnamoroll, hello Kitty, my Melody, ponponpurin, pochacco, and Kuroko. It reads "hello Kitty and friends x American Red Cross –– thank you for giving blood!"
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 06/09/2026
Yesterday's hike only reinforced my desire to be the witch that lives in a hut in the middle of nowhere.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 22/08/2026
I was about to grab a drink but I guess I'll stay here and dehydrate now.
Cat on J's lap
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 13/08/2026
Ah. You justice harder than me.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 01/08/2026
Okay. So the remodel process isn't over and I have a construction noise-caused headache. But we got to have dinner at a local Italian place at least.
J & Dani's mirror selfie
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 21/07/2026
My coworkers heard I became a citizen, so they threw me a themed celebration. Can you guess it?
J wearing American flag shades, drinking from an American flag cup
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 29/06/2026
I forget how insecure the average guy is. Sales clerk was looking for a way to gently let me know that the shades I was trying on were from the ladies' section. The average men's clothing and accessory section tends to be extremely bland and I'm not limiting myself to that 😂
Sunglasses with an ornate gold trim and vaguely purple leg endings, slightly red smoke tint on the glass.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 13/06/2026
I lied. I couldn't resist it and tried one of them on.
J wearing an outfit with pearls, semi transparent fabrics, a cloak, and a half cloak (from the waist down)
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 13/06/2026
My most dramatic outfits to date just arrived!!! ...aaand I'm so busy so I can't try them today.
A red tote bag with plastic bags inside, contents unclear. Text on bag: "Fanplusfriend: Gothic, Steampunk, Lolita Fashion @ Fanplusfriend.com" 
Logo is a crown atop gilded roses and edged...uh... Shoulder pads? I think?
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 30/05/2026
There is some trepidation.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 30/05/2026
My ancestors are screaming "don't do it" but I'm too curious…
A Buldak spicy ramen package. "Taco" flavor, depicting cilantro, beans, and a chili pepper as part of the flavor design.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 12/05/2026
Birthday cannoli!
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 21/04/2026
@sonicmega.bsky.social accidentally orchestrated a shortage. This is all I could buy this time
J's half grabbing a single chili mango Fruit Riot bag in a supermarket fridge section.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 15/04/2026
Language is nuanced. One word may mean wildly different things in different dialects. Tone affects meaning. xAI is offering below-standard wages for interpreters to train their flawed, cheap replacement. With medical translation errors, people WILL die. xAI should be liable.
An email from indeed: 
Hi J,

Your language skills and translation experience could be a great fit for this AI Tutor role at xAI. If you're interested in training AI systems for multilingual audio capabilities, feel free to apply now or review the job description for more details. (View job/this is a bad match) 

AI Tutor - Spanish
xAI

Remote

 
Salary
$35 - $45 an hour
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 10/04/2026
Gotta say, asking your friend to sign a print with the most out-of-context-but-verbatim character quote is quite satisfying. Thank you, Flamebringer @alexbuivo.com
Glossy print of Octopath Traveler 0 's Aelfric, signed by Alex Bui, with the quote, "Your finger was filled with warmth…"
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 08/04/2026
I was searching about policies regarding donations of stuffed animals, and. Uh. I think a noticeable amount of you guys live in a horror movie because…
Google suggested result:
"People also search for: why do I feel like my stuffed animals are watching me"
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 07/04/2026
Bask in the magnificence of my image editing skills. That one extraordinary gentleman.
Extremely shoddy image editing of "the league of extraordinary gentlemen" to say "that one extraordinary gentleman" and have all non-Sean Connery cast members partially obscured
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 16/03/2026
Instead of saying, "you convinced me," I'll let this "a few hours later" speak for me:
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 15/03/2026
I've been a victim to marketing. You made me curious enough that I went to a store that did have them in stock. We shall see.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 06/03/2026
I stayed up late winding yet another ball of yarn so my husband can finish his knitting project. IDK how I'm winding wrong but mine are tight, egg-shaped. He couldn't stop laughing. The whole thing felt like a medieval peasant date night and I would change nothing. Comparison with his yarn ball:
An egg-shaped, tightly-compressed yarn bundle next to a very even-looking, larger and relaxed ball of yarn (same amount of yarn btw)
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 28/02/2026
Pintxos 🤤
J biting his lip like a dork in front of a plate of pretentious-looking Pintxos (Basque bite-sized snacks often similar to tapas)
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 17/02/2026
Bonus: these somehow didn't make the cut. (After all, I took all the pics myself and didn't airbrush them, just did some color balancing, like where I'm testing my lighting before getting my outfits on)
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 17/02/2026
It's taken me over 20 years to come to terms with my ptosis/eyesight loss. As a former model, that asymmetry hurts but it is part of me. So! New headshots if anyone needs one (?) And yes, behold my weird wardrobe. Odd pic quality because I Glazed™ TF out of these pics.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 13/02/2026
Counterpoint: Adam Levine. We need to make people understand the Lovecraftian pitfalls of "flirting" via DMs.
Screenshot of Adam Levine attempting to be sexy by texting "Holy fuck / Holy fucking fuck / That body of yours is absurd"
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 07/02/2026
I was motivated to update my diet when the delivery came in. I had forgotten Brook Chalmers had tempted us to get Girl Scouts' cookies...so... Maybe a little delay.
Lemon-ups (girl scout cookies), the one on the forefront says "I'm creative". A coffee mug with June Yoon's face on it.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 15/01/2026
Me (thank you, Zul, for the mini me)
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 12/01/2026
I still can't get over how much he looks like Nugget when she was a baby. Can't find any baby pics but I got these after the spay that made her chunky:
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 06/01/2026
XLB doesn't move even if she's being inconvenient.
Tabby cat almost belly up, paws outstretched, expression is either unbothered or gormless.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 01/01/2026
[Me: married to a 5'0 guy]
Pacha reaction image doing a very satisfied OK sign
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 25/12/2025
Last night I had a migraine. I thought I'd get ready for Xmas & change my style. Turns out that when you have a migraine and try to power through it,you use demi permanent color in the wrong number, section your hair wrong and the cut is *not* what you planned…and the migraine remains. Stayed home 😂
J looking under the weather holding a bowl with chemicals. A shirt that says "coffee makes me feel less murdery" with a happy cat drinking coffee. J holding more hair chemicals, hair sectioned, looking more miserable than beforeJ looking like crap with a hair section ready to be cut in one hand, phone and shears on the other. J looking obliterated by the day and a... Haircut, I guess? Different, more formal shirt.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 20/12/2025
I yearn for the day this dialogue is obsolete. Yet here we are.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 19/12/2025
With my final recording sessions coming up, here's the mandatory year-end post (with alt text).
"Incidents" and my chronic issues flaring (for 6-ish months) lifed me harrrd this year. Had to mow my activities DOWN, both training + work. I must say, connecting with other creatives—and strengthening existing friendships—has truly been its own amazing reward. I even directed for the first time.

Thank you, creators and directors for trusting me with your characters/narrators. Thank you, friends, for being yourselves.

Aaand another year of being head over heels for my husband! That guy never hesitated to brave the [gestures broadly at the world and 2025] by my side…and forced me to look after myself without feeling guilty about it.

Given the queued announcements I got, I'm more than ready. Bring it, 2026.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 01/12/2025
Ominous night sky above where I park my car:
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 29/11/2025
The Gourdville has been updated to include partial voice acting! I'm thrilled to be part of the cast as ??? You'll meet him later into the game! dillayaart.itch.io/the-gourdville Thank you, Dillaya, for bringing me in!
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 23/11/2025
You can totally trust Dwight! Yeah. Let's go with that. I'm honored to have been trusted with his voice for the new game The Masterpiece by Hyakuten Games: hyakuten-games.itch.io/the-masterpi...
Graphic (made by Jett Barker!) with a character reveal (a man with pointy ears, pointy teeth, dressed in a white coat with a cravat) and the following text: 

The Deity Machine Masterpiece
Dwight
"We still have time to correct your…problematic behavior"
Voice Actor
J Cuevas
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 02/11/2025
After ??? years, I finally got to meet @ciaranstrange.bsky.social because he came to my neck of the woods! (This is Kumoricon, BTW)
J and Ciarán posing for a picture. 
Interesting man in background wearing a green Bowser-inspired outfit
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 07/10/2025
I see other VAs hiking and running and…I work out at home. Our real hobby is planning meals, trying (even faraway) restaurants, exploring cuisines we're unfamiliar with… …and cosplay. Which may be at odds with each other on days like today that I realized I had the ingredients for bananas foster…
Homemade bananas foster with two ice cream servings: Key Lime Bar and Oregon Cherry flavors.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 01/10/2025
Also I want to show off the announcement graphic Jett kindly made for us
Nova's Ship logo, the character Marcel's profile pic, and the text: Marcel - J Cuevas
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 07/09/2025
I had zero booth buddies. That changed today!
J, Keith Silverstein (Zhongli's VA), and J's husband holding a signed Zhongli (wearing shades) pillow
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 07/08/2025
Bean Cuevas refuses to have a predictable shape.
Profile of a loafing cat; no legs nor paws are visible
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 30/04/2025
I calculated my coffee machine wouldn't overflow my tumbler. And I was right! But…it's a bit stuck now. Just a smidge.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 19/04/2025
Time for a little (okay maybe XL) jjajangmyeon lunch 🤩
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 16/04/2025
Anime day post? Most Mexicans have DB as the anime that touched their hearts. It started a year before its airing date for me. Vampire Hunter D. 1995 in Mexico. Child J was blown away. Animation with no puerile plot?! Yes. Yes, please. Later came Record of Lodoss War and Bastard!! (Yes. I'm old.)
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 05/04/2025
This spicy jjajang's portion is kind of obscene. So, of course I had to buy it.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 02/04/2025
Do you want to play visual novel that's compliant with SAG-AFTRA's ongoing strike and costs $0 to enjoy? Pshhht, of course you do (click on the link below, you're welcome)! I voice the one-of-a-kind Félix Fox ✨
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 16/01/2025
Numi tea just discovered genmaicha
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 21/12/2024
Today at Kisuucon I got to meet Abby Pasion and Josh Portillo! Also, yes, my husband is a smol Aventurine.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 20/12/2024
Shrimp burritos with chipotle sauce, assorted veggies, and molten cheese
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 12/12/2024
Do you get along with Mexicans in your community? The Guadalupe-Reyes Marathon begins today! Given the character limit, have an image instead (alt includes the body of the text):
Most Mexicans will pack on some pounds during the marathon, and you will be happy to join us if you can! 

El Maratón Guadalupe-Reyes is what Mexicans jokingly call the streak between the day of the Virgin of Guadalupe (Dec 12th) until Three Kings' Day (Jan 6th).

It's a long-winded series of celebrations full of unhealthy, tasty, tasty food. With coworkers, people from your kids' schools (or your school), relatives, neighbors, you name it.

Dec 12th marks the start of the posadas: Christmas-themed parties with gift exchanges, caroling, and winter food like tamales, buñuelos, atole, champurrado…you can have posadas with any community you're part of! Beyond the organizers that bring the complex dishes, attendants will either chip in or offer something (even a couple of bags of chips will do) to add to the food variety.

The Jan 6th feast with the Rosca de Reyes (Wreath of the Kings) is the last day of the "marathon." You get atole and a slice of wreath. HOWEVER, the wreath has tiny baby dolls in it. If your slice of sweet bread has one, you're "expected" to bring tamales and atole on Feb 2nd (there's usually 5 per wreath, but it's not enforced). If you follow through, though, we won't say no because we always love parties with tasty food.

So. Now you know. Keep your eyes peeled for posadas you may be able to join 👀
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 17/11/2024
I have no self control. Today I saw "Del Taco is better than Taco Bell" and I just had to try it. Today.
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