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J Cuevas

@j-cuevas.com
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(he/him) Being inside the screamy box is my passion. English, Spanish, Monsters.

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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 29/09/2026
Soooktober is a holiday in the Cuevas household, and I'm back this year as well. Always up for characters and plots where people aren't just "good vs bad", and this time I'm voicing Maurizio! The ̶k̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶ n̶i̶c̶e̶ ̶ u̶n̶d̶e̶r̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶ ✨An important character✨ you'll find in Pain Siphon!
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 28/09/2026
Had dinner at a conveyor belt hot pot and ate like an anaconda; accordingly, I also feel like it'll take me a few days to digest everything…
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 20/09/2026
It warms my heart to know "The Prince is a 10, but…" has become a beloved game for a surprising of people. Unfortunately that comes with risks. Someone has decided to make a copy of the page with an unknown file to download the game. Please exercise caution. bsky.app/profile/beau...
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 20/09/2026
Today's the last day to donate blood and get a Hello Kitty Red Cross exclusive keychain. I just earned mine!
Plastic packaging featuring cinnamoroll, hello Kitty, my Melody, ponponpurin, pochacco, and Kuroko. It reads "hello Kitty and friends x American Red Cross –– thank you for giving blood!"
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 09/09/2026
After solo videos, we premiere with two Ernesto group greetings! As always, it's fun to step into this old little guy's shoes. Thank you for asking more questions an–– CAN IT BE? OH MY GOD IT IS––IT'S ERNESTO ̶W̶I̶T̶H̶ ̶A̶ ̶S̶T̶E̶E̶L̶ ̶C̶H̶A̶I̶R̶ IN A SWIMSUIT youtu.be/d2WgN1WHYpA And youtu.be/THwwM2MeySY
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My Anastasia and Ernesto Double Greeting | Disventure Camp
YouTube video by ImperialBlue
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 06/09/2026
Yesterday's hike only reinforced my desire to be the witch that lives in a hut in the middle of nowhere.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 31/08/2026
Tried gnamakoudji and a full jollof rice meal last night. Where were these things all my life?!
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 26/08/2026
The lady that owns the Korean restaurant keeps playing favorites: I'm always given way more fruit than other customers while waiting for the meal (or me and Dani if both of us are picking it up). I think I've been adopted 😂
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 22/08/2026
I was about to grab a drink but I guess I'll stay here and dehydrate now.
Cat on J's lap
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 19/08/2026
Apparently entering my "face now demands expensive skincare" era.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 18/08/2026
My body refuses to admit I'm losing vision in one eye so it does a lot of auto-correct. If I'm not 100% focused on every letter of every word, my brain will just throw in random crap. From the last 24 hours: "Sent from Samsung Galaxy Trombone" "Traveler's catheter" (it's…Crater…?)
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 14/08/2026
After becoming a citizen my life has changed so much. I was holding on to so much stress that I've been needing more sleep than normal, my workout routine has to adapt, and I decided to retake reading as a hobby. Pity that Awaken Online isn't easy to get as physical books over here.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 13/08/2026
The paucity of design ideas for homes built after 1990.JEEZ. Architects realized Americans *needed* to one-up their neighbor's cars. GARAGES(ever-growing by the year)dominate the forefront. Banished to the baaack is the "front" door, hidden behind two short trees. Don't wanna look at garages, man
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 13/08/2026
I know I have my slow learner¹ moments but I just had a "wait, the acting workout's advice from weeks ago means I could…" moment. I think I beat my personal record. 1 I never include "learning social cues" because some things make sense to my neuro-spicy brain decades after they happened.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 08/08/2026
I've had devs reach out to me because of my proficiency with a Castilian accent. I'm not sure of who's spreading the word, but thank you!
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 08/08/2026
DANI: You're such a little aristocrat. ME: I was just lamenting there's not a single place that sells crepes Suzette in this state! It's not like I'm asking for top notch Croquembouche––oooh, now there's a thought! Croquem––AHEM. Never mind.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 05/08/2026
I've seen a dev team work their butts off for over two years (and I wasn't even brought into the project on the first casting wave). They deserve that this one REALLY takes off. Also, I deserve a tub of ice cream for being so patient about my NDA.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 01/08/2026
My good luck continues! Just noticed a spider jumped into my kettle and boiled itself to death in my coffee water I used it for very expensive coffee beans 😭
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 01/08/2026
Okay. So the remodel process isn't over and I have a construction noise-caused headache. But we got to have dinner at a local Italian place at least.
J & Dani's mirror selfie
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 31/07/2026
They…they cut the cable again just now. Aha. A. Ahahaha…ah...
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Luisa Madrigal from Encanto
ALT: Luisa Madrigal from Encanto
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 30/07/2026
Changing my windows, they cut my coax cable. Comcast would take too long so I repaired it myself. Then they secured the windows and messed up the cable. Again. So I fixed it. Again. My Netgear router decided to factory reset itself and now I must go back to forwarding ports for SourceConnect.
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Hades from Hercules Raging
ALT: Hades from Hercules Raging
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 21/07/2026
My coworkers heard I became a citizen, so they threw me a themed celebration. Can you guess it?
J wearing American flag shades, drinking from an American flag cup
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 17/07/2026
Officially a US citizen!
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 29/06/2026
I forget how insecure the average guy is. Sales clerk was looking for a way to gently let me know that the shades I was trying on were from the ladies' section. The average men's clothing and accessory section tends to be extremely bland and I'm not limiting myself to that 😂
Sunglasses with an ornate gold trim and vaguely purple leg endings, slightly red smoke tint on the glass.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 25/06/2026
I just had an AI agent call me to verify a few items. Being forced to speak with something you know is mimicking a living being is so disgusting.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 23/06/2026
Summer schedules mean earlier starting hours for me… and I keep forgetting to toggle my facial expressions on before arriving at the office…
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 17/06/2026
Yes! Red flag fox man is back (voiced by yours truly)~
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 15/06/2026
A coworker did not just try to "you'll understand when you feel the need to have kids" me. Ma'am, I'm of prostate-screening age, I'm pretty sure I'd know if I wanted children.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 15/06/2026
"No description had been added to this video." And none is needed! 😂 People have interesting ideas for Ernesto, I'll say that much youtu.be/QUJErzRMpGI
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My Disventure Camp Greeting Ernesto as The Owl @OddNationCartoons
YouTube video by bfs83
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 14/06/2026
I, for one, an grateful to GenAI in games. I have a tight gaming budget, and instantly discarding titles (especially expensive ones) means easier decisions and more indie games for me!
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 13/06/2026
I lied. I couldn't resist it and tried one of them on.
J wearing an outfit with pearls, semi transparent fabrics, a cloak, and a half cloak (from the waist down)
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 13/06/2026
My most dramatic outfits to date just arrived!!! ...aaand I'm so busy so I can't try them today.
A red tote bag with plastic bags inside, contents unclear. Text on bag: "Fanplusfriend: Gothic, Steampunk, Lolita Fashion @ Fanplusfriend.com" 
Logo is a crown atop gilded roses and edged...uh... Shoulder pads? I think?
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 12/06/2026
I just called an outfit a "skin". I need to touch some grass.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 11/06/2026
It finally happened. I made a service call for a printer despite my objections. We got a bill for a tech to come, look at it and say, "nothing's wrong, check the software," like I said would happen. But people at the office were adamant because they "aSkEd cHaTgPt aNd iT sAiD…"
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 10/06/2026
Citizenship in July. Finally.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 09/06/2026
Google must've gotten fed up with our lack of compliance and now "-ai" on search does not stop the useless AI Overview from showing up. Google alternatives, anyone?
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 06/06/2026
Queso+Tortilla = Quesadilla Queso+Pajeon = Quejeon..? IDK what to call it but my husband looked at me like I was disrespecting ancestors across continents. I... think it's delicious.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 04/06/2026
Nothing like having to fill a clearly AI-generated survey asking to prioritize (effort vs impact) a bunch of financial features…a third of which aren't even applicable to our department. Then excitedly telling us they were gonna "copilot the results" to optimize how we work. [SIGHHHHH]
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 03/06/2026
It's funny that my family asks for updates because I live close to the store in question, like I could just walk up there and be like, "yo, what's the latest development?" 😂
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 02/06/2026
Update: She must've been told what happened! Today she had a mischievous expression and said, "kyō wa dō desuka?" offering cookies. …of all the languages 😂… "Kyō mō, kukkī wo nimai, onegaishimasu." I replied, showing two fingers to clue her in. The caretaker looked at me like "NO FUCKING WAY".
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 30/05/2026
My ancestors are screaming "don't do it" but I'm too curious…
A Buldak spicy ramen package. "Taco" flavor, depicting cilantro, beans, and a chili pepper as part of the flavor design.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 13/05/2026
Thank you, everyone, for your birthday wishes✨ FORTY TWO. Daaaang… I ended up over-eating, giving myself indigestion, and now crashing after my stressful appointment…but now I am one step closer to citizenship! Once I have enough energy, I'll go back to auditioning 😈
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 12/05/2026
Birthday cannoli!
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 12/05/2026
Downside to being a former hairdresser: Absent-mindedly cutting your own hair for an important appointment, realizing muscle memory delivered an "extremely cool soccer mom" haircut instead of a wolf cut 🫤 I went into panic/fixing mode, should've taken pics. I looked fabulous.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 12/05/2026
"We use our salsa sauce for this one," he said, blissfully unaware of how close I came to becoming physically violent. Salsa sauce. Every fiber of my Mexican being is still howling, demanding revenge.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 11/05/2026
"This is the only reminder we'll send for this batch," said the FIFTH reminder for the same thing…
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 11/05/2026
…not my husband singing Golden but changing the lyrics to "now I'm shinin' like I'm Barnaby" /in"that's who we are, Barnaby"…
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 08/05/2026
Didn't have time for coffee this morning, and I didn't notice all my wasabi was stuck to the slice of ginger I put in my mouth. I'm fully awake now.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 05/05/2026
"Signing this contract makes you Mr. Finneas's personal jester for the next 9 years, including touring seasons." "Bro, I'm 42 and not that funny..?" "Is that a no?" "Gimme that iPad stylus." My day job is so riveting this is literally what I dreamed of last night.
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J Cuevas @j-cuevas.com · 01/05/2026
There's a realtor in my area that (unwittingly?) lists horror film houses through AI filter abuse. Set under swirling purplish golden clouds and paradoxically weak yet direct noon sunlight, all windows alight in amber glow. Otherworldly plants. AI furniture that the light somehow hits wrong.
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