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Dan Izzo

@izzos.net
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Attorney (VA & DC Licensed) "Lawyers are basically just attack librarians" Posts are not legal advice. All opinions are my own

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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 29/09/2026
Katie Britt realizing what Eric Schmitt is talking about...
Katie Britt looking dismayed during Jack Smith hearings
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 29/09/2026
In case you were wondering what one of the worst people on the planet was up to: @m-tracey.bsky.social is also deeply confused why women hesitate to report sexual assault My belief that Tracey has committed sexual assault gains further backing
Screenshot of tweet from Michael Tracey:

"Let's see if anyone has the 'balls' to name this Jane Doe so we can all evaluate her veracity, and that of her lawyers, since her lawsuit didn't hesitate to name & shame 7 of her peers as gang rapists. And neither did this melodramatic editorial in the Cornell student newspaper"
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 25/09/2026
It's the glasses

"The electrical engineering community on Twitter discovers that an $80 WiFi router shaped like 'Kevin' the Minion is the strongest 6E internet router for its price point currently on the market"
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 18/09/2026
In case anyone is wondering how INSANE priced have gotten. Left is the current Amazon listing for a NVME drive The same drive I purchased in November 2025 Right is the details of my order from then...
Amazon listing from Samsung 9100 Pro 4TB NVME showing a price of $1119.99 and that I purchased one in Nov. 2025Screenshot of the order details for Nov. 2025 purchase of a Samsung 9100 Pro 4TB showing  I paid $369.99
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 18/09/2026
Rank how much you like dogs using this scale
A 0-10 scale with Kristi Noem at 0 and Kash Patel at 10
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 16/09/2026
I know a bunch of these are bots and I really should go through and block them at some point but... What the fuck is wrong with the rest of you?
12K followers
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 14/09/2026
Imagine a business not accepting your "pissvortex" card?
Screenshot of post by Twitter user "app attack survivor @pissvortex"
Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress took it and asked what it was and why it said "pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X Money and she said they don't take that but when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I told her just to try it so she did but it declined which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk @Support
Austin @pissvortex
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 13/09/2026
Good job Dems... How's that "playing to the center" on trans issues working out for you?
Scree shot of post from MAGA hack Michael Shellenberger stating:
"Ten years ago, trans was a political advantage for Democrats. But now, a growing number of them agree with Republicans that males in female sports and Trans medical procedures on children are 'crazy.' Imagine their shock when they learn transgenderism is also a sexual fetish."
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 06/09/2026
This uh...this is a new one for me:
Threads post from "thearionmonet"

You were taught that the Titanic hit an iceberg.. but the reality is far more calculated: it was a targeted ritual hit and a floating execution chamberdesigned to eliminate the Moorish "Black Nobility" families who held the original titles to the world's wealth and stood in the way of J.p. morgan.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 05/09/2026
Uh I use both coffin and casket interchangeably why is that not an option
What do call the box you bury a dead person in?
Coffin
Casket
A coffin and a casket are not the same, and I know the difference
Other
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 05/09/2026
You ACT mischievious (4 syllables) you ARE mischievous (3 syllables)
Mischievous vs. Mischievious
mischievous (3 syllables)
mischievious (4 syllables)
I write mischievous but say "mischievious"
I use both
other
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 05/09/2026
A sunroom has glas, a screned-porch has screens. These are two different things!
What is your term for a porch that is enclosed with glass or screens
Sunroom
Screened-porch
Lanai
Solarium
Something else
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 05/09/2026
Uhhhh...I mean I guess semi most of the time but really any of these, except "Rig" it's a "Big Rig"
What is your term for a teacor-trailer
Semi
Tractor-trailer
18-sheeler
Rig
Something else
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 05/09/2026
THESE ARE TWO DIFFERENT FRUITS!
What is your terms for a small, round fruit with a fuzzy skin

Apricot
Peach
Something else
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 05/09/2026
But let's talk about some of these questions There's like 5 of these in there and uh...what butchering of the King's English is this!?
Would you ever say this sentence?
"Forget the nice clothes anymore"
(Meaning "nowadays" in this context)Would you ever say this sentence "He used to nap on the couch, but he sprawls out in that new lounge chair anymore"
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 05/09/2026
I guess it make sense that basically having lived thr first half of my life on Long Island and the second in DC area that I woild have shifted into Jersey/Philly
Scree shot showing the city with the most similar dialect to me is Philadelphia
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 04/09/2026
You know your date of registration is public right? You joined right after the 2024 election; in that big wave of post-election MAGA accounts that swarmed the place.
Screenshot showing wireheaded registered 11/22/2024
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 04/09/2026
Did not call Godzilla and King Kong hooking up in the next movie
Screenshot of post staying that the next King Kong/Godzilla movie will use an intimacy coordinator.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 04/09/2026
www.cnn.com/2026/09/04/p...
But ultimately, as sources told CNN earlier this year, it all comes down to the president’s legacy.

“Look at Donald Trump’s life, look at what he’s done: Built things that no one will ever tear down,” a source close to him told CNN in May, noting that even if successors undo his policies, the ballroom will likely still stand.

“The one thing they can’t tear down will be the East Wing. That is his lasting impact. That’s why he cares so deeply: legacy sh*t,” the source said.General Sherman "Is that a challenge"
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 03/09/2026
How could we ever forget the Cheeseboard
A cheeseboard in the shape of the United States with marks indicating the locations of the 9-11 plane crashes
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 03/09/2026
My "coding knowledge" tops out at "can fill in a doxker compse template" and even I know this is utter nonsense
Screenshot of Facebook most by Charles Brown saying

"What Elon is talking about removing the layers of the  the software stack - that is everything between the raw hardware and the model itself — the frameworks, runtimes, memory managers, and abstraction layers that move data around. Each layer adds overhead — extra copies, extra scheduling, extra indirection. Strip them out and you get closer to the metal, so more of the GPU’s raw compute actually reaches the model instead of getting burned on plumbing. When this project is done I suspect there will be a 2x reduction in electricity usage due to compute efficiency. Most likely there will also huge performance gains on the day to day use on the platform as well. HUGE value coming. This will probably scale In the constellation of orbital AI data centers as well. 👀"

Over a screenshot of an Elon Musk Twitter post saying

"Truly massive gains will come in -3 months when the entire training and inference stack is written in C/C++ and massively simplified (most software layers will be deleted completely) and we exact-map Grok to work incredibly well on a GB300"
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 02/09/2026
It's TOTALLY under control yup...
Image showing crossings of the Straight of Hormuz remain cratered
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 01/09/2026
I would like to lodge a complaint The bottom of the food bowl is VISIBL3
Orange and white cat sitting on my desk
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 30/08/2026
They do this now even for gift links
Screenshot showing New York Times wants you to sign in even to read a gift link
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 30/08/2026
They're definitely making the change
Scree shot of google maps showing that they have changed the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 30/08/2026
So @wetrulyloveluigi.bsky.social is now detaching this post from people pointing out the actual facts of the situation. The logical conclusion is that he knows it's a blatant lie and is trying to cover up bsky.app/profile/wetr...
Post by @wetrulyloveluigi.bsky.social

Reminder: Luigi Mangione will spend less time in prison than the kid who leaked the GTA6 trailer. This 18 yr old kid got life imprisonment for hypothetically costing a video game company revenue for an advert that they can't even prove they lost.

There is no morality. Only protecting the oligarchs.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 30/08/2026
www.bbc.com/news/world-u...
"We have prisons now filled with guys my age. Sixty-year-old white men in prison who've never harmed anybody, would never touch a child," he told the Telegraph.

"But they got online one night and started surfing around, probably had too much to drink or whatever, and pushed the wrong buttons, went too far and got into child porn."

US judges had "gone crazy" during the last 30 years, he added.

"I have no sympathy for real paedophiles. God, please lock those people up. But so many of these guys do not deserve harsh prison sentences, and that's what they're getting."
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 28/08/2026
Some personal news from me:
Coming from Under Studio with a bird on a cell phone saying 

"I resign from my role as an adult. It turns out this isn't for me but I appreciate the opportunity."
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 25/08/2026
With any luck it will be a tree law case
Screenshot of envelope from USPS Informed Delivery showing I'm being summoned for Jury Duty.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 23/08/2026
The "biological races" according to Ben Franklin
Map created based on a quote from Franklin showing that he considered only England, parts of Scotland, Northern Ireland, northern parts of Germany, and the low countries to be "white."

The rest of Europe is "Swarthy"
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 22/08/2026
Because he can untie knots Xander has to be in a stall while he waits for competition instead if tied up outside.
Gray horse annoyed that he is in a stall
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 22/08/2026
Uhhhhhhh...
Screenshot of post my "andrew_of_mistwovia" saying "Frank Herbet literally wrote a sci fi world, he would have supported ai"
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 21/08/2026
Because putting Jews on lists has no history of being...shall we say...not good?
Screenshot of Tweet by @Terrlltf asking if there are lists of Jews who support Israel available
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 19/08/2026
Where is the hero we need
Okay punch ICE kid meme
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 16/08/2026
Image of Hank Hill and Yugi shaking hands

Yugi: Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories

Hank: and I tell you what, young man. I don't think I know what a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for cerrain you've got the heart of a Texan.

Caption: This is exactly how kingdom hearts is like.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 15/08/2026
Hey @safety.bsky.app I live in MARYLAND. We don't have one of these dumbass age verification laws. Yes, I know sometimes my IP address comes up as Ashburn, VA because FiOS connects me through there somewhere.
Bluesky asking me for age verification.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 12/08/2026
I wouldn't exactly call this "roaring back."
Democratic establishment roars back as David Crowley clinches Wisconsin victory
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 11/08/2026
Ah yes, because obviously we absolutely need another version of Skyrim... insider-gaming.com/fallout-3-re...
He also added that Skyrim would be his next goal for a Bethesda remaster/remake: “That one I had a lot of fun working on, and I would definitely push to add more color to it.”
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 11/08/2026
Every person of color reading this line "Oh...really? Do go on..."
"He looks nothing like me, other than that he's a white guy and I'm a white guy." Phillips said.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 10/08/2026
He's uh...he's not wrong
Facebook Post from "New York's Sixth Ranger" daying

"Grey's Anatomy is just One Piece for middle aged white women"
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 04/08/2026
Can't find a good gif but
Box cover of The Last Starfighter
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 02/08/2026
Uhhhh dude...
Corey's bar registration
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 02/08/2026
Why would you make it look like that!?
Image of a 'rescue robot' that looks like centaur demon.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 31/07/2026
Chucky would offer you his pony... But it is HIS pony
A pitbull mix on the couch snuggling with a stuffed pony.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 30/07/2026
Screenshot of another of Michael Tracy's sockpuppets
This one called "marisasfloppyjowls"
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 30/07/2026
Michael Tracey is having an absolute crashout and spamming alts and sockpuppets @marisakabas.bsky.social and it's fucking HILARIOUS. Screenshot cause this will inevitably get suspended like his other ones.
traceysangels.bsky.social
 @traceysangels.bsky.social
· 8m
Hey girlfriend so it's actually not hard at all to check clearsky and see that you've lied. Did you know it was public? 

Why did you run from pushback on your lazy hacky article? Do you feel good about cheapening sex abuse allegations?
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 30/07/2026
Lol he tried to do another one that's already been suspended
Screenshot of Michael Tracey's SECOND alt account @criminalestterror.bsky.social stating "It's pretty simple to verify on clearsky that you lied tubby"Screenshot showing second alt account has also been suspended.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 28/07/2026
How is your blocking me over this post not, by YOUR logic, an "attack on my free speech" then? Hint: it's not, because I have NO RIGHT of free speech on Bluesky or your timeline. And "he didn't say it but it's the right summary" is "The picture is AI but the mood is the accurate" levels of nonsense
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 27/07/2026
To illustrate how recent the Civil Rights movement was you'll often see a picture of a black high school student being shrieked at by a bunch of racists with a comment how she's in her 70s with a TikTok now. But remember, those shrieking racists in the background? They're also 70 and Trump's core
Image of white high school students cropped from a civil rights image, screaming racist insults at a black student.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 23/07/2026
It takes a particularly clueless kind of "out of touch" to think that $50K wouldn't be life changing money for a HUGE number of people. Just say you live in a hyper privileged bubble and have no concept of how financially stressed most people are. Screenshot in case he blocks
Will Stancil® @whstancil.bsky.social
Yeah, there are a tiny handful of cases where
50k now is better than a 50% shot at $1m.

But for the huge majority of people it's

just a straight-up terrible decision. One is
life-changing money, the other is moderately
life-improving money.

People choose the former because they're
irrational.
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