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@izzilm.bsky.social
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almost thirty & eating rocks

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The Heathyorker @theheathyorker.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
11/6/25
Heathcliff Panel:
Heathcliff on his head guy walks down the sidewalk with Heathcliff riding on his head. A man walking his dog stops and says to his wife "There are few things more romantic than the sun setting early enough to watch it from the office."New Yorker Panel:
Office workers are at their desks in front of a floor to ceiling window. One worker stands up and says "I only know him at 'Heathcliff on his head guy.'"
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The Heathyorker @theheathyorker.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
10/31/25
Heathcliff Panel:
Heathcliff is buying a hotdog from a man with a jack-o-lantern for a head at 'Headless Hot Dogs.' Iggy and Willy are off to the side. Iggy says "Cooking the turkey hot-dog water is the only way you can get it to taste like it's been cooked in hot-dog water."New Yorker Panel:
A street vendor pulls a whole turkey out of the water and presents it to a man saying "His favorite spot."
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The Heathyorker @theheathyorker.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
9/23/25
Heathcliff Panel:
Two dog catchers talk in front of city hall. Heathcliff stands nearby scowling and holding a briefcase and blueprints. One dog catcher says "I'm so disgusted with people who aren't speaking up right now! But they better have flawlessly curated statements when they do- unless they're ignorant on the issues, in which they better educate themselves- but also they're too late."New Yorker Panel:
A man sitting in a diner pounds the table and says to a woman across from him "They rejected his gargoyles on the dog pound."
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
i miss quiktrip……
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
is your government name not tabrakadabra amor oo na na tabra ka da bra morta oo gaga ??????
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
y’all wanna take a ride in the 9/11 truck?
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
“why can’t we be normal” has been my sentence this past month and it will continue to be a top trending one for the remainder of this month
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
she will never be done, i’m almost sure she’ll add onto your theories & ideas
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
queer ultimatum needs like 5 more seasons, netflix make it happen
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
my first year away from my family & i got sent this for father’s day 😭
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
No kings
Fours different hands pull a golden crown apart, surrounded by the words "Many hands make light work."
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
also 👀
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🍒 Cherry Scampers 🐁 @cherryscampers.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
finding out that legitimate stores sell fake labubus is life ending, soul crushing - worthy of a Deep Depression
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
glizzy WHAT???
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griizzly @griizzly.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
these lil treats starting to add up 🫠
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
i am also like “what was that?”
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
sorry l0rde’s new song is trash
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
i got it gamerz
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
anyone got any luck with the nintendo switch preorders? 🥲
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
i’m not gonna recover from the latest 911 ep
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
what could have possibly happened
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
only awarded three times
MTV Movie Award for Best Shirtless Performance. 2013 Taylor Lautner, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2. 2014 Zac Efron, That Awkward Moment. 2015 Zac Efron, Neighbotrs
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AdiFitri @adifitri.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!
Pencil sketch of the Studio Ghibli character, Porco Rosso with a modified quote from the movie "Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!"
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
what if i just curled up on the bathroom floor and went mimimimimimi [sNNNNOORRRREEEee] mimimimimimimimi
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
tatu faking a lesbian relationship in the early 2000s is actually such a power move
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𝕞𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕤 🥀 The Big Cheese @uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com · 24/03/2025
"evanescence is dropping its new single for the DMC show" would send multiple people into cardiac arrest in 2005 holyshit
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Dana Terrace @danaterrace.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
5 SEASONS AND A MOVIE
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
it’s you and iiiiiiii, on the chair in the adirondackkkkkssssssss
spongebob squarepants ascending to the heavens with his mp3 player from listening to joywave non-stop
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
the adirondacks makes me ascend ngl
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
joywave….a bop……need more, need to see them perform the mall at the mall (best frenz obviously included) @joywave.bsky.social
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
my third year with my guineas 🐷 turtle & praline are silly girls who continue to save my life in moments that feel suffocating. this past year, they managed to pull through three long days of 9+hrs of driving along several states!!! hoping to shower them with more love & care this year 💝💗💝
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Ami Thompson @amithompson.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Spooky month
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
woof! that sounds painful! PT is a good place to start, surgery is always a last resort. i hope it helps and you’re not in a doctor limbo 🤞🏼 i’ll DM you on IG to maintain some privacy 🙏🏼 🙂‍↕️
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
thank you! and actually i wound up getting two disc replacements (L3-L5) and a spinal fusion (L5-S1) i’ve been following your art for a few yrs and i think you mentioned being a stl native? i don’t live there anymore but i can give u a doctor rec who helped me if you’re still in the area!
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
sorry you’re going through this. it’s scary and overwhelming; it’ll get easier & you’re tackling it head on. it won’t feel like it - but it will.
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
hi! i had a bad car accident that led to me having spinal & nerve issues in my neck and lower back. they’ve been resolved and i do have to continue chiropractic care for probably forever. i went from not being able to feel arms/legs to walking normally again. if you want to talk more, reach out!
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
american born chinese deserved more love
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
you were so right
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
LMAOOOOOO
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
if i threatened to cancel premium do you think pokemon tcgp would give me better pulls because i’ve gotten nothing but base cards (outside of wonder picks) on this new expansion
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
click click click
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
🎵 there it is again, that funny feeling 🎶 🫠
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
from the article "chicken or the egg"
On 24 July 2024, two men began a chicken-or-egg debate at a party with alcohol in Indonesia. One man became so emotionally enraged he left and returned with a knife, stabbing the other 15 times and killing him. It is uncertain what side of the argument — chicken or egg — the killer took
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
anyway companion was a neato movie; may have scored it too high but that’s okay! highly recommend going into it completely blind to not spoil yourself of the premise
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
how does one find hope in dystopia
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
how many bots are actually on bluesky
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an izzy @izzilm.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
challengers not getting any oscar noms is heresy
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
no, there is no Algorithm. it's 34,612 gerbils tap-dancing on a google sheet
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