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Valkyrie

@izaleu.bsky.social
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She/her. Once and future game dev. LARP runner. Cat caretaker. I have opinions, sometimes wrong ones. Show me your cats and bunnies, your WIPs, your Warhammer and Gundam stuff and your old computers.

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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 1h
Umberto Eco roasting me from beyond the grave
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 10h
Me as a gamedev: haha those fool web developers, everything they make runs so slowly and inefficiently! Me as a webdev: haha those fool game devs, their user interfaces are so slow and inefficient!
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 10h
THIS
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 12h
Legendary
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 17h
Yes
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 17h
SHE
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They left out the part where Sacramento frequently gets to be 115°F in the summer.
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
THIS
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Don't bother him
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
very organized paws
orange cat in his bed with his paws all together
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Jesus christ this looks incredible
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Trees" did me in
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I agree with this take. I've done both and all professional code everywhere I've been sucks because it's written to chase the almighty dollar.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mr Stole and ate a potato chip RIGHT OUT OF MY HAND!!!!
orange cat looking offended I would even say that
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Unknown Caller ✉️ (72) @alexandraplatz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
One of the fundamental woman experiences sadly is reading male authors you think are really cool until you realize they think women are like 1/2 of a person
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Finished the Titanfall 2 campaign! 7/10. This game needs about 20 more levels and real characters.
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
... what if we did this but NOT at GDC, which frankly sucks?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I ain't chasing shit, my knees aren't up to that.
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
u right tho
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pure delight. Photo from my collection, no date/info. 
Black-and-white photo of a light skinned child wearing overalls and dark leather shoes. They are in a dirt yard, leaning forward and watching and delight as two shorthaired black-and-white cats eat something from the ground. 
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yall are simply not prepared for the picture my husband just sent me
selfie of a handsome bearded man with an orange cat sprawled upside down across his chest. the cat is rubbing on his beard, with his tongue out
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Goddamn
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What a depressing read.
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There is a lot of bad shit happening, but somehow this nation has once again managed to set a new low. Kat Cross nails it here.
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sounds like someone's in a real bind
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's a living!
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Riker's Iconic Slow Smile
ALT: Riker's Iconic Slow Smile
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bsky court of public opinion has decided nobody wants to hear "I always thought they were an asshole" takes but unfortunately I continue to be right about people. As a compromise, I'm gonna combine this sin with the sin of vagueposting and it will all even out.
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Desire of money: evil Desire of throw ball: enlightenment
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I guess this is my next game project
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm mad about how much this perfectly sums up my helldiver 2 experience. I have like 400 hours in this game and I throw ball good!!
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The slippery slope is real, can confirm, I got bit by it.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He has discovered Tub Time
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
jeez can ya keep it down out there, some of us are trying to sleep
orange cat peeking his head out behind a blanket looking half asleep
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The cassette cases are an inspired choice.
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm convinced it's witchcraft. Just unbelievably cool.
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the "adapt or die" people failed to consider the secret third option of forming a neoluddite community where I'm selling my latest video game on usb sticks in a little lemonade stand
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some light reading today. theanarchistlibrary.org/library/audr...
theanarchistlibrary.org
The Master’s Tools Will Never Dismantle the Master’s House
Audre Lorde The Master’s Tools Will Never Dismantle the Master’s House 1979
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yeah
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Goddamn I *wish* I could say this to people at work. This was so cathartic to read.
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow those codex covers are awesome
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ask God not for smaller shredded wheats, but for larger mouth.
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alexis @steppinlazer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my beautiful orange idiot is home
an orange cat lounging on my desk while i scritch him
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Almost 1 light day, apparently
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Valkyrie @izaleu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
love
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