Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Didn’t realize it was only GOTY winners, that seems a lot more reasonable. I’d probably put it top 5 in that case 200
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 15/01/2026New Vegas is the same. Great game but it shouldn’t be top 3 100
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 15/01/2026media.tenor.coma man standing in front of a brick wall pointingAlt: a man standing in front of a brick wall, arguing with it about the effectiveness of Stalin as a war general vs his administrative roles. The wall, of course, is not listening 010
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 13/01/2026If they wouldn’t strap themselves to a rocket and launch it at Kristi Noem, they aren’t getting my vote 050
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 04/01/2026“Dude, no one is stupid enough to actually invade Greenland, Trump doesn’t bel-“ 1751
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 04/01/2026We’re on Bluesky, your message falls on deaf ears 010
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Political analysis is when you point at something bad and say that it is bad. 110
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Expected thread end date: Somewhere between 1 and 20 years 010
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Can’t wait to steal this for the group chat and get a laughing emoji reaction 😈😈 000
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 04/01/2026*me getting kicked in the dick* while I disagree with the premise, I must concede that my dick looked awfully kickable 000
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Did I miss something where we decided that doing analysis of events isn’t worth while? 1380
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 04/01/2026The only way to stop a bad guy with a postcast is a good guy with a podcast 060
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I am principally against invasions, unless it happens to a country I don’t like, in which case it is based 010
Reposted by Rob, The ProtectorChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 03/01/2026People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo. 51197375699
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 03/01/2026“That’s how you capture a leader and do regime change 🤓” Buddy, you’re going to hell 010
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I’ve seen people say that Russia should take notes from us without realizing how bad that makes us look 110
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I live by a simple rule: I think bombing places is generally bad 120
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 20/12/2025“Actually, the worst thing she does is add to the global pollution through constant private jet usage👆🤓” Shut up and I hope you get hit with a watermelon 010
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Taylor swift’s worst crime is making too many versions of the same albums. Most billionaires are actively recreating the worst part of a novel known as “The Suffering Machine”. There are levels to this shit 140
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I would like to make it clear that my friend ████ ████ was NOT on the Epstein list, this is just a huge misunderstanding 010
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Are we sure that this Epstein fellow was perhaps some sort of SCP, that corrupts files? 030
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 16/12/2025When I was a child, we had a coughing section in Shoney’s and everybody loved it 020
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 11/12/2025“Veteran owned business” just means they can’t pay off their Camaro at 30% APR 000
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 11/12/2025They aren’t even wearing safety gear, fucking idiots!! 010
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 10/12/2025We need to encourage bullying but only towards these people 050
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Do you actually expect them to learn that shit? Malarkey 000
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Well you’re forgetting the ~36% of Americans who firmly believe in higher prices, so they are loving this admin 010
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 03/12/2025But you are afraid to talk about this, mister “muckraker” 000
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 03/12/2025You’ve clearly never tried to close a burrito (or possibly a wrap), and you can’t get it to close, so now you keep trying to press it down but it’s starting to tear so now there is food everywhere and the store is just far enough away that you don’t want to go buy more 330
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I knew this guy. Practically a father to me 120
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 21/11/2025What will I ever do without the endorsement of Hakeem Jeffries 0120
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Andrew Jackson, right before signing the Indian Removal Act: “y’all wanna see something sigma-pilled?” 070
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Everybody is trying to ask “gotcha questions” but it seems like no one “gotcha back” nowadays 030
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 17/11/2025OI LADDIE, WE’VE ‘OT TO PRESERVE DA WHITE RACE 150
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I bet that we could also change a lot of white supremacist’s minds if we introduced them to a Brit 180
