snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i love you jacob i mean this with only love in my heart 010
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 08/10/2026do you think anyone has told misiorowski that he looks like mike teavee after they stretched him out? 110
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"the alex drug rug can't hurt you" the alex drug rug: 040
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 29/08/2026finally received my inheritance: the popcorn/barf bowl 040
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 14/08/2026man across the aisle on the bus has his toe nails sharpened to points 220
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 06/06/2026uber driver pulled up BLASTING double dutch bus 130
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 02/06/2026heard stanley's chicken was on here so i had to start posting again 030
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 02/06/2026venmo.com/u/iwilldropk...venmo.comAlex Perez | @iwilldropkickyouVenmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today. 110
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 02/06/2026my credit card bill is due ON MY BIRTHDAY during PRIDE MONTH 140
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 01/06/2026bitches be like "i needed this" and it's a shower 360
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 01/06/2026bitches be like "needed this" and it's a nap 160
Reposted by snake bitchBraden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Started from the bottom (Alex's kitchen) Now we here (they own their own salon) Everybody say thank you @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social 1121
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 18/08/2025sup fuckers, you gunna be at riptide? i'm gunna bring my tools again, so if you want a haircut hmu. 151
Reposted by snake bitchNobody Knows @nobodyknows.bsky.social · 26/07/2025I'm like doordash for Alex Perez 081
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 09/07/2025look at yourself and tell me to not be embarrassed rn 140
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 09/07/2025idk how tf i got here, at 30, with a stupid straight white boy as one of my best friends but i GUESS THATS WHAT WE GOT?? 150
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 20/06/2025birthday tomorrow.....yall gunna still fwm when im 30? 040
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 19/06/2025getting steve blum to voice one of the objects in date everything is INSANE 010
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 16/06/2025turning 30 this week, just fell in the shower, coincidence??? 030
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 16/06/2025it's my birthday week, what did you guys get me?? 000
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 12/06/2025any1 wanna go with me to tpain this weekend? 000
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 12/06/2025one of my fave clients is getting a divorce!!!!! happy pride month!!!!! 050
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 23/05/2025any1 at combo breaker that has a room at the hotel with a fridge that i can put frozen burritos in until we can get in to our room?? 000
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 17/05/2025one of the main reasons i haven't pursued top surgery it because those are my extra hands, girl i carry shit under those things, i put a whole bottle of sauce under there when my hands are full. like?! am i supposed to give up that kind of assistance??? 160
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 14/05/2025jake thinks i should keep them and ya know......... 150
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 10/05/2025in his defense, he had just cut the shit out of his face 050
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 08/05/2025it just hit me that my mother is literally moving across the country 020
