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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

The little bacteria colonies in my gut biome are telling me to eat an entire 10 oz bag of clearance aisle beef jerky

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Anyone made the ww3 before gta 6 joke yet?

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

I only eat dry cereal at home so my cats think we have the same diet

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Wakes up in a pile of empty beercans and checks phone HEADLINE: DOGE Appointee CHUD NUGGETS Is Boofing Zyns AND Has Never Kissed Anyone On The Mouth! Slams half a 9% IPA that's room temperature

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

I need to be having an out of body experience to enjoy it, I'm sorry 😔

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

My weed order is "something strong enough to make me like nature documentaries but not strong enough to think Aqua Teen Hunger Force is funny"

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

"hey, do you mind if I cut in for a quick solo?" The jazz trio stares at me in shock as I climb onto the stage in full clown makeup. They never stop playing the riff from Take 5 the whole time as I honk a perfect rendition of Careless Whisper on my nose.

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Red pill dudes are all about separating the art and the artist unless it's a woman doing onlyfans. Lol

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

I don't know who's drinking Green Apple Gatorade, but if it's you I just want you to know that there are numbers you can call with professionals who can help you figure out whatever the fuck you're going through

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

I thought I was the only one who talked like that

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Martiens landing back at base, stepping out "How was the trip?" "Earth's cooked." "What??" Martian loading plasma rifle and stepping back in UFO "Earth's cooked"

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Been focusing too much on having a hook and not enough on having a groove

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Stabbing at this song like it owes me money

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Really glad I'll never have children so I don't have to explain to them that I spent most of the Trump Regime just trying to not fucking kill myself

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Finding out Tame Impala was one guy was like finding out that jamiroquai was the band

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Gonna start calling maga people the Goobermensch

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

I wish more open world games took inspiration from that instead of having a series of collectibles that only exist in a menu. If I get a sword by killing a guy I want to be able to chuck onto an interactable pile of other swords I physically took by killing other guys. The dopamine just hits harder

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

The things that are special to me about Bethesda games come from exploring a well thought out world and finding a bunch of cool shit to bring back to my house. Physical rewards that I can put on a shelf or just drop on the floor, that exist in a physical space I can come and go to whenever I want

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Man it's 2025 and we can't even tell if an onion article is an onion article

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Dear YouTubers who disappear for 7 months to a year and drop a 5 hour video, Please just release a video series in multiple parts like the old days. Part of "editing" is cutting out stuff that doesn't matter or gets repetitive. Stop trying to get me to watch 2 and a half Peter Jackson's King Kongs

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Well better luck next time, I guess

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

No pain no gain I say as I rip my fingernail off with my teeth

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

There's no such thing as coincidence 👁️👁️

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Tariffs say you can't eat Chinese food because of wok

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

I hate that my first reaction to seeing someone successful is questioning who their parents are and how cushy their childhood was. I wish meritocracy was real

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Making playlists of songs no one but me likes

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Imagine your career being "annoying guy who became a tendril of fascism"

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Video games are so cool. Someone was like "what if this video was a game?" And now we have 7 versions of Skyrim

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

There should be an episode of Kill Tony where someone just shoots him with a gun

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ceej @ceej.online · 22/04/2025

oh, you guys are sick of skyrim remasters? guess what dipshits

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

You don't need a remastered Oblivion. You need OG Oblivion and 10 minutes to learn how to install mods on it

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ceej @ceej.online · 22/04/2025

AMERICAN ADULT CATHOLIC CONVERT: Hallelujah! The false pope is dead! Now the cardinals are finally free to appoint a leader who will restore the church to glory by rescinding the Justinian Accord of 1643! HER HOLINESS PON “TIFF” BIGHAT, THE HOLY SEE’S FIRST DRAG POPE: God called, and she’s woke!

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

This Easter: Gay the pray away

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Idk, i just think it's kind of stupid to base your morality on a book that changes context based on how full of hate the person explaining it to you has in their heart

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

My favorite part about the Bible is that every time a passage is used to justify bigotry there's literally another passage that contradicts it.

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I can't wait until the CIA docs for Operation Bluesky get published in 50 years

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Jokes aside people misreading it as pro-eugenics and not anti-natalist has always bugged me

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iusecrayons @iusecrayons.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

It's so cool that we went from freaking out over removed sex scenes in GTA to being able to customize big floppy dicks in games like Baldurs Gate and Cyberpunk

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