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Oh geez, looks like Gemini is "The Enemy"

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 5h

"artificial" is a nasty word with bad connotations and we would much rather you call our bad art slot machine "God"

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 20h

"I'm feeling a bit sleepy..."

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm the guy that manufactures buckets for storing dried food for doomsday preparation and this is such a bad day for me, gotta say

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Square Enix RPGs be like: use L1 to attack (L1 is also jump but not during combat)

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Replaying FFXV to experience the fantasy of buying cheap gas. 10 gil to fill up my whole tank, what a miracle!

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ironic that it's called Liberty Financial but we'll never be FREE from their fucking advertisements

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[guy who only knows Disney movies from Kingdom Hearts 3] I can't wait to show my kids the classics, like Entangled and Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Personally, I think beer should taste much much worse than it does now

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Donald Trump don't 🚫 Fart on me with that 🍑 BIG BUTT 🔄repost if you agree🔄

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Some goldenrod bloomed in my wild ass back yard so I'm out here watching the bees and the monarch butterflies swarming around

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

These onions don't taste anything like caramel

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They should make a law that geekbars have to last a week

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Kingdom hearts really has the best cutscenes. At least the Disney ones, I usually skip it if there are too many anime people or mickey mouse

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

60 years late to the party but damn Eric Burdon's solo stuff is CRAZY, truly an Animal

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Anybody wanna completely rip off the Rolling Stones' music and tour and get drunk all the time? there's already pink floyd and led zeppelin rip offs, at least this would be fun

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Everyone mad about selling arms to China because they haven't considered it would be a bad look to give arms to Iran directly

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Every time I stay in a hotel the TV has family guy and it's an all-racist episode marathon for some reason.

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Everyone's upset about the Wolverine game but I think it's about time we had a proper sequel to Dog's Life for PS2

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The pope is set to bless the 'Cane' from the story of Cane and Able

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Eating a rotisserie chicken freak style (ass first)

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My friend at the FBI said they had to put litter boxes in all the meeting rooms so the agents would stop shitting and pissing on the floor

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My body is a machine that turns corn on the cob into corn off the cob

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ordered a messy burger so I went ahead and shaved my face to save me some trouble

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sometimes my room gets a little too hot and I remember I'm playing a new game and I never changed the settings and it's running at 4k unlocked frames just cooking me alive

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Seeing all these crafting survival games leave early access at the same time is beautiful, like the end of a 10-year long era of stagnant video game development being shattered, an ancient curse dispelled

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Watching Casino and shaking my head every time they do something bad so my date (first date) knows I'm not okay with that kinda stuff

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Imagining my future grandchildren pulling my RTX 3070 out of the closet one day and asking me what I remember about the "great catastrophe"

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Making the hajj to Al-buquerque New America

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Finally my big break! Just got asked to open for a huge act, can't really say who but let's just say he loves the "shape of you" 😉

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Always funny and cute when Jerry Garcia forgot the lyrics but especially in a JGB set, like you wrote, tracked and produced this song and you can't remember the entire first verse? Legendary

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Love being a midwit bro, don't have to learn anything about space, political opinions are dog shit. Can't wait to fly into the sun

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

LCD Soundsystem is a CIA operation to get people to buy macbooks

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Me interviewing David Bowie on his deathbed, "...and how did it feel knowing Jerry Garcia could perform any of your songs better than you ever could?"

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Drunk enough to listen to Blues for Allah a couple times before I can comfortably go to sleep

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"the indie night DJ is crying again" Yeah fuck you

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I actually feel bad for the folks who got into guitar after hearing shoegaze, like, I get it but me and the other millennial guitarists who started after hearing Maps by the Yeah yeah yeahs sends our condolences

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Tfw you see Tucker Carlson calling to impeach the president after you threw your career away by going on Tucker Carlson to claim you're just "supporting the president"

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Wow, I knew they were getting old but wasn't expecting this so soon

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

God is a doctor and the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil was an apple

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

They should still make kids carry 40lbs of books at school just to build character

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

If Jesus were alive today he'd probably make millions on Kalshi cuz he already knows all the stuff that's going to happen

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Howie Mandel crashing out on Live because of musical gifts I'm dead

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Scrap Mechanic 1.0 coming out tomorrow, let's see how long it takes to double my current playtime of 500 hrs

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The best Steely Dan song is probably Jack Straw by Grateful Dead

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Mcconnel's dead, my state expanded medical marijuana, scrap mechanic 1.0 comes out in a couple weeks. Damn maybe things are actually turning around!

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I'm just saying it would be funny if they found mitch mcconnel the same as they found David carradine

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Jump @itsjump.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

GTA VI isn't going to save the AAA industry btw

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