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@itstudd.bsky.social
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yo yo yo yo it's that tiny lil guy called TUDD ahahah im jk jk. im just that lil marshmellow peep tudd ya know 🫣😂😂 no but rly tho how r u? u busy this wknd??👀hmu sometime 🤪🤪🫣😂👀

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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 59m
hey uhhhh why do my fucking property taxes not cover my water and sewer
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 23h
uhhh abolish the economy
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
but do the kids still limbo?
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
everythingisdumbandweshouldallgettochillforever
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I.am.going.to.explode.
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's been weeks and that sign is still out there. i think about it.
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can set you up with a hot dog in bed bb lol just lmk 🩷
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
itchy palm !! you know what that means... ... 😏😏😏 im gonna be president!
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
was literally gonna skeet about the neighbor(?)'s dog Louie earlier & then I got to meet him and pet his big fat head oh and I guess meet the neighbor
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*outlook new email sound* me: No.
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
grading the assignments and getting to the one that makes me go yeahhh I need a break
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
subway fans gently blowing the hairs on my legs around
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)))))) @ec6o.ooo · 26/09/2026
i wish things could be swag and fresh again
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
packaged gooey butter cake + lamotrigine
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
&&, importantly, they're c r u n c h y
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🦘🦘🦘🦘
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oops! all fungus :-(
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I swear to fuckin god I move around MORE when they're wet
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
smudged this shit like 45 times already
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
alright, time to relax and paint my nails on the couch gets up gets ice cream gets changed into pajamas gets weed ah beans
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
kinda chic to be a total fucking moron sometimes
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why did my phone send me 14 IDENTICAL NOTIFICATIONS that a meeting I am not attending is happening
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
name a more dinner ass dinner than spaghetti and meatballs
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
thick spaghetti iykyk 🥸
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hold on I can't read posts through the scratches and spaghetti sauce on my glasses
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
why are these bitches putting hyphens everywhere
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when u want 2 eat the garlic bread but the garlic bread is still hot 🫩
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
instant pot = hell yea air fryer = 😒
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
listen I don't understand the combination water ice - spicy shrimp place either
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"thanks so much for the generous introduction" babe you submitted that to the moderator
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
and these goddamn research dinosaurs need to retire already
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
also non-tenured faculty are just freelancers
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
so much of academia is just ghost writing and slapping a figurehead on top and frankly it's getting to meeeee
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
<<<<<33333
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm dressed like I've got all the snacks labeled in the cooler
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't know how much I can do that but I'm still waiting for the money to get the doc message from you regarding whether I could use the rationale for the first time hiring a little more than that
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
damn remember when people could buy things made out of actual wood
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
is it: a pimple a bug bite an ingrown hair a freckle ?
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ya hate to see it but some of the flaky layers went awry
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
where do places get off thinking they can charging 7 dollars per taco
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
watchin the sky flash w electricity too bad this planet has rampant capitalism
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
nobody goes to acme because they want to they go bc ugh it's right there
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it's like a convenience store cosplaying as a grocery store
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
med changes feel baaaad
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
you know you're mentally ill when you see a "choose joy!" sign and think shutthefuckup
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this is gold 🥇
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
put my ass in a kayak
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
lets do a queer little commune in the woods
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
that hike became a fever dream
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
croquet crochet
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