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@itstudd.bsky.social
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yo yo yo yo it's that tiny lil guy called TUDD ahahah im jk jk. im just that lil marshmellow peep tudd ya know 🫣😂😂 no but rly tho how r u? u busy this wknd??👀hmu sometime 🤪🤪🫣😂👀

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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
come on over you can listen to hybrid theory, hybrid theory, meteora, or meteora with us !! @ec6o.ooo
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
why does my SOFT PRETZEL have a BUTTHOLE
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
💁‍♀️
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
this is against god (I added vodka)
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
me after one (1) mild embarrassment
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I stg protein even came for fkn poptarts???
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
girlie pie is TIRED
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
excuse me
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
simple delicious pasta salad summer
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
having terrible astigmatisms: damn this 12-wick candle is crazy bright
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
im on track to break records with 224% queer on 6/3
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
the pride setting on microsoft word is absolutely SENDING ME 🤣 yes, that is the full extent of it
half of a laptop screen is shown with Microsoft word open. in the bottom right corner is a pop-up box that has" show your pride" setting checked. the only current visible difference is a rainbow filled zoom scale bar
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
>order seeds from county gardeners >forget to pick up seeds from library for months >attempt to retrieve seeds >seeds not there >librarian hands me this 👇 "so my time wasn't wasted"
post-it with line drawing of "Homer Simpson as a duck"
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Saturday 2:56am 139.5 hours post-surgery for chronic nasal obstruction
handwritten: 
this has been a week of 
absolute body horror (underlined twice)
that I was wholly
unprepared for
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
first thing I said upon waking: "damn that's a long cat"
brown tabby cat stretched out on a bed
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
can't sleep bc of post-op prednisone so Baby Big Eyes here is requesting breakfast two (2) hours early
brown tabby cat laying on a chair, looking up at the camera with big  eyes
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
grim is a Man who wants to Shake Your Hand
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
psst
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
there is no babier baby than noodle
just the cutest little brown tabby cat with orange cheeks
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
it's boy!
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
why is she so perfect 😭😭😭
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
look how fucking round my cat is I can't I'm dying
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
second time's the charm as they say
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
look how I spell zucchini when im high
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
wtf
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
texts you'll receive if you're my gorgeous boyfriend
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
texts you'll receive if you're my beautiful wife:
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I conducted a CRISPR screen and you were there
Genetic CRISPR screens identify a YAP1-containing complex transcriptionally repressing autophagy in PDA
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
yep i put it directly on the table because im very smart and beautiful
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
YOU LOOK AT IT YOUUUU LOOK AT IT
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
holy fuck
Canister of everything bagel flavored pringles
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
tackled her sister first thing christmas morning
a brown tabby cat looking up
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Fancy Night Coffee (jk its fuckin folgers instant decaf powder shit from like 6 years ago that got lost in the back of the cabinet with frothed lactose free milk loooool)
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
CURE ME
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
heh, imma genius
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
babe I'm tryna have an epic bacon moment
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
bc im a fckn pervert
Hot dog and hamburger on a burger bun with cheese
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
18 years ago? *vomits everywhere*
YouTube thumbnail of From First to Last's music video for Note to Self. It was posted 18 YEARS AGO
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
today calls for a ~fancy breakfast~
Bowl of cottage cheese, honey, and strawberries in front of a cappuccino
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
who writes these
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
🤣
Incoming text message that reads "may I please see your titties?"
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
everything's getting worse :-)
Entenmann's crumb doughnut, but there are fewer crumbs than there used to be
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
ya im pretty sure im a hopeless romantic
Text bubble saying "so anyway we're gonna have to break the fart barrier lolol"
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
ah, yes, my favorite type of deodorant butter balls
Screenshot of ShopRite app. Search was "deodorant," but results show land o lakes salted butter balls
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
umm... excuse me miss
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
I give up trying to understand things
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
this shits got me howling
Messenger conversation.
1: o ok you don't have a man in your life with all that junk in your trunk
2: I've got a woman 😄 
1: o ok I dig it and respect that
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