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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

just now watching Andor and you know why it works? solidarity! everyone has their part in the resistance

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

this book is funnier than expected

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

not having to plan my summer camping trips around my period anymore makes my hysterectomy worth it

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

my job’s start date got moved up a week which means i’ll get paid before rent is due

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

the easiest way to make new friends is for existing friends to make a baby and in a few years, boom. new friend

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

cut my foot into pieces i stepped on something sharp

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

who else thinks trump’s pick for the nasa head will be a flat earther

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

if you can’t afford a spa day, try getting an abdominal surgery. they fix your hair and massage your legs. having 5 people dote on you really is nice

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

the body soap you use pre-surgery makes you smell like the hospital so the hospital sprites can’t smell you and won’t attack

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

if you give your cat a little bit of parmesan cheese, some might get stuck on their nose like cocaine

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

500K Mexican-Americans served in the U.S. armed forces in WWII, as did millions of 1st and 2nd-gen immigrants, and 109K noncitizens. Mexican immigrant Macario Garcia won the Medal of Honor in Normandy. When he returned to the US, he was was arrested for trying to eat at a segregated restaurant.

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

C3-PO is like if jar jar binks didn’t have nefarious political aspirations

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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 10/05/2025

Early review of FRIENDSHIP: It's a cosmic mix of the action of the 90s combined with the exploitation films of the 70s, but with modern touches. It's hyperviolent, but it knows what it is. It's a little bit Tarantino, definitely a little bit Michael Mann. It's sort of a cosmic gumbo.

Friendship movie poster, starring Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd.

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

it’s officially a sin to put ketchup on a hot dog

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

watching the clone wars and why did i hope that natalie portman’s cartoon would be hot? this is a children’s cartoon sarah, calm down

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

my mental health is off the charts

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

looking at my childhood home on zillow

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

the tree of knowledge of good and evil as a metaphor for humans gaining sentience and higher intelligence

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

the software i used for seven years in a niche industry is hiring my exact job title. i can’t wait to get that rejection email

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

checking my personal email multiple times a day is a recession indicator

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Dude you’re transphobic? Like from Harry Potter? Grow up.

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

rip simone de beauvoir you would’ve loved girl, so confusing ft lorde

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

i haven’t seen a single meme about the pope’s death. who do i follow to see this

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

if i k*ll elon musk can i go back on twitter?

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

when you’re trying to be festive but you’re going thru it

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

does anyone else think it’s really weird to buy tie-dyed products? like tie-dye is something you make, not something you buy

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

getting your period on spa day is a total blood bath

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

got rejected for a job but it makes sense because i only have seven years of experience doing the exact work it asked for

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

the good news is that all three cats have cuddles with me today. the bad news is literally everything else

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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 literally any 🕯 good news 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

the worst part about being a good public speaker is the fear that you’ll be asked to give the eulogy for estranged family members

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Charli xcx could hypnotize me so easily

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

I do wish that more stories about the El Salvador prison where Trump disappeared people would note that it’s only different from US prisons in that it’s in another country, not because of the conditions. People are tortured and put in grave danger on American soil every day in our prisons.

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

her first day outside since october

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

i’m not supposed to tell anyone this, but i just got a verification code that’s 666420. hell ya

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

having sisters with the same personality traits but radically different lifestyle choices feels like we’re all each other’s evil twin

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

god is a college student in a psych experiment pressing a button that zaps me every time he’s bored

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

if they can’t commit to the bit, how can they commit to me??

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/04/2025

The skeleton key to understanding reactionary conservatism is quite simple: they are scared, all the time, of everything.

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

torn between not wanting to pay my taxes and wondering if i have a refund

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

why don’t my gen x coworkers ask about my weekend? why do they tell me about their weekend and walk away? is it the lead poisoning?

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

my march madness mascot bracket got fucked when the cyclone lost to the old racist guy. who even has a old racist guy as a mascot wtf. how did an old racist guy beat a cyclone

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

jim carey proves that being hot is about vibes not looks because he should be handsome but he is an hotness black hole. so off-putting.

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

the stock market is crashing on the day i’m let go and have a major dental surgery. i can’t help but feel it’s all related

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

friendly reminder from your former repo company receptionist: banks have access to your car’s internal GPS. if your car is out for repo, they will track your car thru its GPS. turn that shit off.

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

an adult just started a conversation with me while they were picking their nose. how’s your wednesday going?

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I hate my anxiety but it's undoubtedly responsible for keeping me from committing multiple crimes

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

it’s almost 10:30pm on a weeknight. why are there children screaming outside?? do bedtimes not exist anymore???

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Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

no contemporary author can match charles dickens’ ability to be whimsical and hate landlords with a fiery passion at the same time

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