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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Then you will reap the consequences of Disrespecting the Computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look once someone called him "Gamestop, the Man," it was all over for the Jace token You can make me Empower Jace but you cannot make me respect him #Nemoart
Themed Gamestop Jace Planeswalker token, also he's a fox
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The computer is very powerful, we would be wise to respect it!
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
The rednecks are getting in on the bottom surgery game
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look once someone called him "Gamestop, the Man," it was all over for the Jace token You can make me Empower Jace but you cannot make me respect him #Nemoart
Themed Gamestop Jace Planeswalker token, also he's a fox
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Alberto y El Hocico @alberto.ink · 29/09/2026
I do this all the time. It really works! You should try it!
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Sad Monster @dyre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hand-made and full of sad, I have #ebooks for sale. Queer horrors and fantasy what might be erotic: amberreinke.itch.io Queer erotic horrors what might be fantasy: lottieflocks.itch.io
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sega-wa... Life could have been a dream.......
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The youths these days need to know about Wuzzles
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We moved to a much nicer location
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ARBco @j-k.games · 20/09/2026
They used to be there. Now they're here.
An old storefront and apartment building seen from the street, with "Furry's" as a faded "ghost sign" on the front.A newer brick storefront with most of the windows bricked up, but with a clear sign that says "Furry's" on the front.
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Chris Longhurst @potatocubed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can't believe I'm the first to get to this.
The picture of St Joseph levitating before the cross, with a basketball hoop crudely added in to make it look like St Joseph is using his miraculous gifts to perform a sick dunk.
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Akira (1988)
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't want to sit in the Chair That Makes You Sit Up Straight but my back hurts too much from recent shrimp behavior, this is the burden of Nemo
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I saw the words "Golden Path" and started having Tunic PTSD flashbacks, I am currently knocking off cans and shit off a grocery store shelf to reveal secret holy runes, Loss Prevention is coming (Don't worry I have a broom I will prevail)
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 06/09/2026
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A lot of white 23 year olds love attacking immigrant owned restaurants for using Al to design stuff.
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You thought you were gunna be doing spy shit when you signed up for the CIA huh
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For good reason, he'll actually kill a guy, Coconuts does not respect life of any kind
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Y'know its weird that SatAM fans are always asking "where's Sally, where's Antoine" and AoStH fans are never asking "Where are Scratch and Grounder" I think its because in some sense, Scratch and Grounder live in the hearts of every good person And one day they will escape Ha-ha ha-haaaaaaaaaaaa
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I saw another four page shitpost Sonic ttrpg again and I have to sleep for three days now If you wanna say "you go build the game" just say it, don't charge money to have me build the thing
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
When you're with your friends who have been taking estradiol for a few months now, and you wanna let them know you support them as both their friend AND the Avatar of the Eight Virtues #tdov
Screenshot from the SNES port of Ultima VII
Text: Chest
Text: "Nice..."
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
There has been some confusion among the people as to how the Furry Theme Months go, so I'm here to help! Skunkuary Skunkuary II Skunk March Skunkpril Skunk May Skunkune Skunkly (but you say it like "skunk-lie" not "skunkly") Skunkust Skunktember Skunktober Skunkvember Skunkcember (Skunk Christmas)
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Holy shit these are going FAST! Mazel tov!!
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Every day I wonder "is today the day I buy the Paris Hilton knife set?" Every day so far the answer has been no. But I do think about it every day. One day the answer won't be no.
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
No that one's Krookodile, I know this because I have been yelled at at least four times for calling it Krokodil
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am still convinced that Krokodil is a pokemon I know its mostly a russian crack variant that makes your skin fucked up and leathery like a crocodile But it can and is both
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It seems like a good idea, it would save a lot of wear and tear on you. Additionally, some people are just shy, they're going to want to make as little noise as possible as they adopt things I will simply have to get to the kofi faster than them
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Chloe can continue to be ignored as the protagonist of her own movie Honestly, Chloe Heartless turn, lets make it happen
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Normal Brain: Kingdom Hearts should go to Coco Genius Brain: Kingdom Hearts should go to Zootopia Ultimate Brain: Kingdom Hearts should go to Iron Man, because Disney owns that King of Kings and Lord of Lords Brain:
Disney+ poster of "Beverly Hills Chihuahua"
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Deeply unserious pod
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yes because I know how to live thru a fucken turn 4 Expropriate, do they not have drills at school anymore??
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We're very dead at the Magic the Gathering function, the rest of the pod don't know Grixis player hits a turn four Great Intelligences Plan into Expropriate. Votes: Time, time, time, money. I hate it here
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Intergalactic Planetary Intergalactic Cat Day (Galactic)
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
There comes a time in every human's life where they realize that My Cousin Vinnie might be their favorite movie instead of something cool or tough. And there comes a time in every human's life where they accept that that might be OK.
Marissa Tomei on the stand in My Cousin Vinnie
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Difficult to say, science will need to be undertaken
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Some people have a 4-star Lovander because its Very Funny that it kisses people that don't want to be kissed Some people have a 4-star Lovander because 9% life steal + 5% from Immortality + 5% from Vampiric is endgame-viable Some people are both kinds of people And they are braver than the troops
Lovander from the Palworld CCG
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oh Armored Core is different, Armored Core is always different I mean like, normal human games that are not built for maniacs though
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
For his achievements in weapons grade hating he may instead live in a poison swamp instead of going to jail
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Whoever decided that the L2 and R2 buttons should be used for primary attack layouts should be put in a jail for 22 years "It's like a gun, you press R2 and shoot your gun, it's thematic" 23 years
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
That is irrelevant to the ghost thing and I will not answer the question
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I don't even get to see the ghost! It's just causing troubles with its ghostly abilities, it just happens to also have a fat ass somehow
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Restless sleep, I am wracked by troubled dreams where I am attacked and harried by an evil ghost with a fat ass
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Deconstructed hamburger, terrifying hamburger, blood everywhere hamburger
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yeah because they had to start it five times lol
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Smelting hamburger ore (hamburgore)
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
BURGERWATCH UPDATE: They miscategorized it as a drive thru order and it sat up there for 40 minutes It's ok they're making a new one, I know everyone was very worried
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Cat shooting gun Cat shooting gun Temba his arms wide
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Noooooooooooooooooooo
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objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
theyre disarming antifa
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