iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

2026 called and told you to make some side plots

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what i think is interesting that every apocalyptic movie gets wrong is that only one thing is trying to kill us

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mom can you come pick me up? jerry logged off and i’m scared

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

praying for a united ireland in my time - united with northern ireland and also with scotland and wales, making england a country with enemies on all sides

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but i am not english so please 🥺

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

trying to buy a house in ireland is both time consuming and impossible just in case the english get notions again

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i’ve never been prouder of him in my life; what a relatable king

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

not even three weeks into the school year and already i’ve met with my younger kid’s teacher bc, when asked what his “goal” is for this year, he said “to get thru it alive”

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i’ve been secretly posting a lot and forgetting to tell you, but here we are talking once more about current events, which i promised i would not do. alas i am a liar anyway this article gave me the most incredible social media quote for a carousel i have ever seen nashflynn.substack.com

it’s a picture of a hand holding an aggressive amount of rolls of tape with the handicapped sign on them. it’s from the original article by poppy coburn. my title heading below that says: “we need to talk about poppy”

this little gem was made for me by substack, and usually this instagram carousel things have quotes that the substack computers think are interesting or unique to the article. mine, however, says: “i am disabled” and that’s it. the whole slide.

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my australian shepherd can smell when my blood sugar is too low - he beats my dexcom to it every time - and he’s smart enough to know it means something bad. but he doesn’t care to learn ✨what to do about it✨ so now when i am dealing with a low i am also being bodied by a 50 lb animal

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idk maybe we could make secrets cool again 💅

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

we should invent not posting every single thought to the internet. some of them are just not winners

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i guess my question is have we ever really given strange women in ponds distributing swords as a system of government a chance

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Gemini: The stars have a busy month ahead for you, Geminis! Unfortunately it seems like the stars are also really mad at you.

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

“this does not involve you in any way,” i tell my australian shepherd. he puts his nose directly in my eyeball just in case

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

bertrand wasnt fucking around when he combo-packed those drugs, he was like girl byeeee

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

if there were ever a level of “fuck it” i aspire to at work, it’s lord bertrand dawson, who, as the royal physician in 1936, looked at George V in bed dying and decided at 11:55pm to inject him with a lethal dose of morphine and cocaine so that he could report george’s death to the morning papers

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

i am in a toxic relationship with my pancreas (she left me and i refuse to move on with my life)

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

was in a grocery line when my dexcom alerted me i had very low blood sugar. i ate some m and ms about it so i didn’t die in a market basket and here i am now an hour later listening to this same dexcom yelling at me about high blood sugar

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

we destroyed a perfectly good wolf for this

cooper is an australian shepherd. he is mostly black and brown and full to the brim of evil spirits

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

things my australian shepherd has eaten that did not make him sick: - half of a walkway carpet - the eyes of at least 4 stuffed animals - roughly 1/5 roll of toilet paper - the brim of my fav hat - very old cheese things my australian shepherd has eaten that did make him sick: - his dog food

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

and i looked and behold a pale horse, and his name that sat on him was death. and i said unto him “bro can you move? i am already late to work”

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

why is 2026 taking everyone except for the one guy we want to go

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

at this point, i don’t need elmo to ask how we are all doing. i want oscar to stop by and tell us exactly how he thrives while living in a trash can bc i need some help with that

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

at a conference and the presenter keeps using the phrase “master data” and i’m one utterance away from being escorted out

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

i drive a ford truck that i routinely throw up in so i can say this btw 💅

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

i’m built ford tough (derogatory)

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

a small child just informed me that he can eat “6 or 7” boxes of munchkins by himself, then clarified “i usually throw up though” and then left me standing here processing that

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

i moved from boston to providence and let me just say that i was unprepared for the culture shock that was watching a shirtless man walk into a dunkin donuts and ask if they still sold cigarettes

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

we were so prepared for the current state of AI

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

i don’t wanna sound old but i miss the 90s when we had to invent problems to be scared about, like randomly being on fire or how to get out of quicksand

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

opened my banking app and i got an error that said “this user is currently disabled” and wow the audacity of that call out in disability awareness month

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

this is your fun reminder that i’m a historian and american independence in the name of freedom and rebellion against “tyranny” is a myth by white land-owners who no longer wanted to pay taxes okay great sounds good

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

hi just passing thru to say happy independence day america congrats on being free from tyran- ah. well then

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🙏happy independence day? 🫦

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death has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever this weekend and i hope he takes it

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for the first time ever, i had an older person yell at me for parking in a disabled spot. he was like “that spot is for old or disabled people!” and i was like “oh my god, wow, you’re right! it’s a good thing i am disabled then” anyway happy disability awareness month or something

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