your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Why are we all so obsessed with the fly machine. I swear if the gym had 30 fly machines theyd all be in use 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I watched the video and she was reversing at this moment, not driving at him 150 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 06/01/2026What if Nissans were called Mr. Nis in America 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 24/12/2025PSA do not make joining an MLM part of your New Year's Resolution 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Forget Netflix and chill. It's all about Sudafed and The Forest 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I have used an entire box of tissues in the past 36 hours HELP 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Is there a product that is basically Imodium for your nasal passages 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I don't know who needs to hear this, but please do not have chatgpt do your taxes 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 16/12/2025If your gym playlist isn't full of anime openers, what are you even doing? Training to look good? I'm training to be Mumen Rider 😤💪 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Why are there always so many muppets on the game awards 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Reorganized my steam wishlist in case anyone wants to buy me some games I won't have time to play 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Do people from Vietnam make jokes about the Vietnam war also or is that just an American thing 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Spectrum makes you call and answer a whole questionnaire before they will agree to stop billing you 🤦♀️ just let me cancel please! 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Imagine the hype of new years eve in the year 1233 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Crisis Core opening credits / intro still kicks so much ass 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 19/11/2025One of you TikTok witches please manifest Bill Clinton confirming the rumors. A little treat for the Christmas season 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 18/11/2025They really cooked when they put a charging port on the top and bottom of the switch 2 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Brought the most excellent pot roast to work for lunch 🤤 no one in the kitchen to tell me how good it smells though, what a tragedy 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Sometimes I feel bad for not paying great attention in class but I just looked over and classmate is watching a YouTube video on how to play League so maybe looking up facts about frogs isn't so bad 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Putting twenty thousand dollars on a 0% promo APR and then paying it all off at once right before the 30% APR kicks in feels like the financial equivalent of edging the credit card company and then kicking them in the nads 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025You know how people say stuff like "my parents hit me as a kid and I turned out fine"? Has anyone ever met anyone that said "my parents didn't hit me and thats why I suck"? 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025The premise of Yu-Gi-Oh will never not be hilarious. Can you imagine if major world ending conflicts were decided via pokemon showdown 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Me on my way to cause a merge conflict:media.tenor.coma white duck is standing in front of a wall with a blurred background .ALT: a white duck is standing in front of a wall with a blurred background . 020 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Literary conflict types: man vs man man vs nature man vs fate man vs self IRL conflict types: man vs man man vs cigarette man vs compiler error man vs poorly timed stop lights man vs advertisment advertisement vs VPN + adblock + sponsor block 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 24/09/2025At this point I will vote for any politician that makes the DOT use road paint that is easy to see when it's dark and rainy 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 23/09/2025That moment when the yoga wheel reticulates your splines 👌😩💦💯🔥 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Me agreeing with Tucker Carlson has got to be a bad sign 000 0
Reposted by your lamest nightmareStein Makes Games @steinmakesgames.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Programmer Captcha 59917 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 19/09/2025I hope everyone is aware of the consequences of their actions 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Alternative data types: long char (short) sentence (qword) fact (bool) 010 0
Reposted by your lamest nightmareBoo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Happy 3²/4²/5² day 930875 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Update on this one: had to put the std strings back to cater to the c++14 chuds 😒 this is outrageous 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I pay over $7000 per class and they can't afford to oil some hinges 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Most of the hinges on this campus squeak I'm taking constant psychic damage 020 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I think we're all losing our humanity a little bit 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 10/09/2025The right wingers are discovering they aren't the only ones with guns and suddenly maybe gun control isn't such an overreach after all 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Why did we all decide we can't stand the word 'moist' when words like 'smegma' exist 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Ate so many pistachios last night I salt burned my tongue 😔 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Just because you have the most iconic mustache of all time does not mean you get a pass to be racist sorry 020 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 24/07/2025My cat puked in my bed last night so I had to clean it at 3am is this a valid reason to take PTO 010 0
