your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Why are we all so obsessed with the fly machine. I swear if the gym had 30 fly machines theyd all be in use 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 06/01/2026What if Nissans were called Mr. Nis in America 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 24/12/2025PSA do not make joining an MLM part of your New Year's Resolution 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Forget Netflix and chill. It's all about Sudafed and The Forest 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I have used an entire box of tissues in the past 36 hours HELP 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Is there a product that is basically Imodium for your nasal passages 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I don't know who needs to hear this, but please do not have chatgpt do your taxes 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 16/12/2025If your gym playlist isn't full of anime openers, what are you even doing? Training to look good? I'm training to be Mumen Rider 😤💪 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Why are there always so many muppets on the game awards 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Reorganized my steam wishlist in case anyone wants to buy me some games I won't have time to play 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Do people from Vietnam make jokes about the Vietnam war also or is that just an American thing 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Spectrum makes you call and answer a whole questionnaire before they will agree to stop billing you 🤦♀️ just let me cancel please! 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Imagine the hype of new years eve in the year 1233 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Crisis Core opening credits / intro still kicks so much ass 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 19/11/2025One of you TikTok witches please manifest Bill Clinton confirming the rumors. A little treat for the Christmas season 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 18/11/2025They really cooked when they put a charging port on the top and bottom of the switch 2 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Brought the most excellent pot roast to work for lunch 🤤 no one in the kitchen to tell me how good it smells though, what a tragedy 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Sometimes I feel bad for not paying great attention in class but I just looked over and classmate is watching a YouTube video on how to play League so maybe looking up facts about frogs isn't so bad 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Putting twenty thousand dollars on a 0% promo APR and then paying it all off at once right before the 30% APR kicks in feels like the financial equivalent of edging the credit card company and then kicking them in the nads 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025You know how people say stuff like "my parents hit me as a kid and I turned out fine"? Has anyone ever met anyone that said "my parents didn't hit me and thats why I suck"? 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025The premise of Yu-Gi-Oh will never not be hilarious. Can you imagine if major world ending conflicts were decided via pokemon showdown 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Me on my way to cause a merge conflict:media.tenor.coma white duck is standing in front of a wall with a blurred background .ALT: a white duck is standing in front of a wall with a blurred background . 020 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Literary conflict types: man vs man man vs nature man vs fate man vs self IRL conflict types: man vs man man vs cigarette man vs compiler error man vs poorly timed stop lights man vs advertisment advertisement vs VPN + adblock + sponsor block 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 24/09/2025At this point I will vote for any politician that makes the DOT use road paint that is easy to see when it's dark and rainy 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 23/09/2025That moment when the yoga wheel reticulates your splines 👌😩💦💯🔥 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Me agreeing with Tucker Carlson has got to be a bad sign 000 0
Reposted by your lamest nightmareStein Makes Games @steinmakesgames.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Programmer Captcha 59917 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 19/09/2025I hope everyone is aware of the consequences of their actions 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Alternative data types: long char (short) sentence (qword) fact (bool) 010 0
Reposted by your lamest nightmareBoo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Happy 3²/4²/5² day 930875 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Update on this one: had to put the std strings back to cater to the c++14 chuds 😒 this is outrageous 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I pay over $7000 per class and they can't afford to oil some hinges 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Most of the hinges on this campus squeak I'm taking constant psychic damage 020 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I think we're all losing our humanity a little bit 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 10/09/2025The right wingers are discovering they aren't the only ones with guns and suddenly maybe gun control isn't such an overreach after all 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Why did we all decide we can't stand the word 'moist' when words like 'smegma' exist 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Ate so many pistachios last night I salt burned my tongue 😔 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Just because you have the most iconic mustache of all time does not mean you get a pass to be racist sorry 020 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 24/07/2025My cat puked in my bed last night so I had to clean it at 3am is this a valid reason to take PTO 010 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Sad that people suffer though eating icky boiled vegetables when all you have to do to make them good is put some oil and salt on them and throw them in the air fryer for 10 minutes 000 0
your lamest nightmare @itslydt.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Imagine my disappointment upon learning that poke bowls and pokemon are completely unaffiliated 010 0
