itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Something about “digging” used as fucking is gross. Like what are we digging for? Shit?????? 000
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I love that my chat bubbles are this and I think I should be allowed to do this everywhere 000
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Honestly, I have a hard time seeing Brittney Spears… ever… because they spiritually sacrificed that woman’s life on the alter of capitalism. She’s a reminder that there are still Faustian bargains in this world. 000
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Girl when did @britneysspear.bsky.social go on Oprah? 110
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Shania Twain said “Who’s bed have your boots been under?” because she wanted the juicy details from her nesting partner’s hot hook up. That’s why she swapped husband’s with her producer’s wife. #shaniatwain 010
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hoes will literally be like “why are you nervous?” Girl, I’m alive and my eyes mostly work. 021
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“You wouldn’t steal a car.” Bitch, I will steal a country. Get out of my face. 000
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I need the LTE cell service holes to be patched, or at least connect at two bars. 000
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Penis envy being a common trait among cis men and trans men is so funny. 000
Reposted by itsliterallyt0mFelicity Shutitdown-Already xx 🏳️⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sometimes I feel like Sisyphus complaining their boulder is poorly made 0134
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026What if I got hit by a car but I did a crazy flip and disintegrated into dust when I stuck the landing? 000
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“Where the fuck is Mitch McConnell?” @trixiemattel.bsky.social 000
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I hate that my brain randomly generates a whole ass song of a random genre. Like, no I cannot rap those words, but I guess I’ll write them down and sell them. 000
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My only excuse for my behavior is the multiple TBIs. 000
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026#maha #makeamericahealthyagain #rfkjr #usdoh 120
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Saw this. Thought of @britneysspear.bsky.social 110
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Girl, that’s not my picture. At me if you’re gonna post the interview. 010
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I need a physical hobby. Like, building shit. Gardening is fun, but what if I made a wall of basil that auto waters itself with solar energy and rainwater???? 000
Reposted by itsliterallyt0mLuci @britneysspear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The way I refuse to work in the office if I just need to do computer stuff that day 041
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m not in the mood to fucking be. I want to be’n’t. 010
Reposted by itsliterallyt0mLuci @britneysspear.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Schedule it or I will run you homos over 1132
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Love when I do yoga and then the next day I’m shitting soup. Like, holy fuck, I had no idea a long term back injury could make me so fucking constipated. 000
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Made coffee the same way I do every single day, but today…. The coffee is slightly off and I fucking hate being alive. 000
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Remember that time that someone with almost 200k followers retweeted my retweet of his tweet, and then a bunch of people started attacking me? He should probably apologize since it caused me a good chunk of grief for 48 hours. Your move, @swin24.bsky.social. 000
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Girl shut the fuck up. You’re literally a bot account. 000
Reposted by itsliterallyt0mInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle! 5653651058
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Chronically wondering what the fuck is wrong with me 000
Reposted by itsliterallyt0mspleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Please don't speak to me before I've had my predawn hose down. 072
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I don’t drink regularly anymore, but I had a green tea shot last night… girl. I haven’t drank in a year and a half. This is a hangover? Oh god, put me to bed. 000
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 09/08/2026people: you can’t just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song Me: YOU’RE GIVING ME… TOO MANY THINGS. 110
Reposted by itsliterallyt0mLittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 21/01/2026my dream is to enter a room this way 1128057
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I finished TikTok. Where’s the next social media app to read? 000
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Correction: “A lesbian dating app called Sizzr” because U-Haul is already taken. 000
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This post should be treated as an unverified report, even if it comes from a journalist. 920
itsliterallyt0m @itsliterallyagay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I feel like a toddler but I’m not allowed to have more than 1 hour of TikTok per day or I get sucked into a leftist vortex of paranoia. 000
